RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

and with my extra long shoehorn and flashlight along with your ky jelly and energy boost we can make some beautiful music together.... lmao

Mine too. Please post these each night so I don't forget. Got too much to keep track of

my votes are in

my votes are in

Just voted. They wouldn't let me use ms_sandy so you will know me as sandyducci. She is such a beautiful cat. If I could ever get mine to pose for me i might consider it. Jazzy is my pretty kitty. she's a maine coon.

Alabama FARM KID in Marines (NOW AT San Diego MARINE CORPS RECRUIT
TRAINING )


Dear Ma and Pa,


I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.


Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in


Your loving daughter,

Alice

Found a $5 off $5 or more at Auto Zone for rewards members! http://i56.tinypic.com/2r4izra.jpg

don't remember who posted the $5.00 off autozone coupon, when you use your loyalty card ( i think it was cwhetme) but wanted to thank who ever posted it last night. I used it today and got $20.00 worth of oil for $8.00 ( they also had a special $2.00 off a quart (motorcycle oil) discount that I wasn't aware of until check out.... now all mowers (3) and motorcycle have fresh oil for 8 bucks great deal - whoever posted let me know so I can rep you later..

don't remember who posted the $5.00 off autozone coupon, when you use your loyalty card ( i think it was cwhetme) but wanted to thank who ever posted it last night. I used it today and got $20.00 worth of oil for $8.00 ( they also had a special $2.00 off a quart (motorcycle oil) discount that I wasn't aware of until check out.... now all mowers (3) and motorcycle have fresh oil for 8 bucks great deal - whoever posted let me know so I can rep you later..

I'm not sure if SynGal is on right now & I'm sure she will thank you herself when she sees that all of you are voting for her beautiful Angel....I just wanted to say thank you to all for supporting our fellow SD'r!

ms_sandy...I hop you can get your Jazzy to pose for you....Maine Coon Cats are awesome! I always wanted one.

jemeredith....I put the links to the voting contests directly on my bookmark bar so I don't forget to vote each day. What browser do you use? Think you can do the bookmark bar in Firefox too.

Dang, I forgot about it again. I guess I'd better go over there now. SOMEONE was suppose to call me to remind me...Uh-Ummm

I bet that was a hard one today. Good for you CW, Nice job

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went
though the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher
and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an
airplane. The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the
news. "So, did you jump?" the father asked. "Well, let me tell you what
happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door
and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out
of the plane!" Is that when you jumped?" asked the father. "Um, not yet.
Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw
them out the door." "Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man
left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He
told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt." "So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto
the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The
Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds.
He said to me, `Boy, are you gonna jump or not? I said, `No, sir.
I'm too scared. So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took
his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around
as a baseball bat! He said, `Boy, either you jump out that door, or
I'm sticking this little baby up your ass" "So, did you jump?"
asked the father.
"Well , just a little, when he 1st put it in

I vote for all 3 every day and have my sister vote too.

Only if you also fish!!

Until Syn signs on and can thank you herself, I will say thank you (to you & your sister) for voting everyday. I love it when we all support each other!!

Oh, and your Dollar General gift card went out in today's mail, so look for it the first part of next week, and let me know when it arrives. Enjoy!!

You can also hit 'prt scr' button and paste onto a Word document. Try also 'alt' and 'prt scr' then paste to see if there's a difference for you.

there is a difference

alt prt scrn and paste into word does the whole screen

prnt screen and paste did something unusual, not everyone will have these results
I have dual monitors so with prnt scrn and paste it made a screen shot of both screens side by side just as I'm viewing them

omg...my mom...looks gross tho