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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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BoydSchidtt
03-21-2011 at 07:25 AM.
03-21-2011 at 07:25 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Does anyone know if you can grow the toenail back on your big toe???My toe went under the file cabinet but my toenail didnt!!! It was tsicking straight up squirting blood all over the place. I had to take a deep breath and mash it back down into place and put a ruberband on it to keep it in place. It throbs a little but it doesnt hurt for some reason.
Cindy,
I hope you a speedy and full recovery!!
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SouthernGrace
03-21-2011 at 07:32 AM.
03-21-2011 at 07:32 AM.
My husband is working in Greenville Mississppi, He just called me and said that someone broke into his truck and stole his work tools!!! He's filling out a police report so hopefully insurance will cover it!! It's so sad that people would stoop to that level, Thankful they took the tools and not him, or am I? laugh out loud
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ann49
03-21-2011 at 08:27 AM.
03-21-2011 at 08:27 AM.
Quote from SouthernGrace :
OMG Ouch!! Bless your heart or toe in this case! I slammed my finger in a car door once and had to open the door to get it out, and that Sh** hurt!!! I had to drill a hole in my fingernail to release the pressure and then eventually it fell off and grew back. I hope you have a painless and speedy recovery.
Quote from cwhetme :
Does anyone know if you can grow the toenail back on your big toe???My toe went under the file cabinet but my toenail didnt!!! It was tsicking straight up squirting blood all over the place. I had to take a deep breath and mash it back down into place and put a ruberband on it to keep it in place. It throbs a little but it doesnt hurt for some reason.

ewwww such vivid detail. I had it happen to my thumbnail.Doc had to puncture it to relieve pressure.it did grow back. ewwww, hope you get healed soon.
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texasrita
03-21-2011 at 08:47 AM.
03-21-2011 at 08:47 AM.
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we have a lot of them on here from time to time




thanks for the repp
I do believe I owed ya one (or two)..
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03-21-2011 at 08:48 AM.
03-21-2011 at 08:48 AM.
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MommieDearest
03-21-2011 at 09:32 AM.
03-21-2011 at 09:32 AM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
If anyone ever come's in my house, I hope to heck I hear them so I can save us both the trouble and I am jumping out the window and someone will probably have to rope me to get me to stop from running.
Sounds good to me, EXCEPT--In this case, the MO is to send a skinny kid thru a small space into the house to unlock it so the bigger guys can get in, so the big guys would be outside waiting. And.....running for me is not a physical option.
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MommieDearest
03-21-2011 at 09:43 AM.
03-21-2011 at 09:43 AM.
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I bet they did put out good after being in a barrel of whiskey. Hell I know I would.Wink
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MommieDearest
03-21-2011 at 09:58 AM.
03-21-2011 at 09:58 AM.
Quote from SouthernGrace :
My husband is working in Greenville Mississppi, He just called me and said that someone broke into his truck and stole his work tools!!! He's filling out a police report so hopefully insurance will cover it!! It's so sad that people would stoop to that level, Thankful they took the tools and not him, or am I? laugh out loud
That really sucks. Hope his insurance covers it, but won't make up for all of it. Those people probably won't even use the tools, but will sell them to somebody (without scruples) who will buy them knowing they are stolen!
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MommieDearest
03-21-2011 at 10:01 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:01 AM.
SPEAKING OF THUGS: Anyone watching the Hoops? There were 2 teams yesterday that I just couldn't stop thinking what thugs they were. Florida State and Arizona. Those guys were just thugs! I'll be looking for them to get their comeuppance next week.
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rockbell
03-21-2011 at 10:03 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:03 AM.
I've heard alot of reports of people getting their gas syphoned from their vehicles lately. time to buy a locking gas cap. that is such a hassle in the winter.
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secretbatline
03-21-2011 at 10:03 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:03 AM.
Quote from lmvclearwater :
Cowboy

HAPPY SPRING EVERYONE! Hope you all got to see the perigee moon last night!

My neighbor called the other day to tell me about a yellow labrador retriever that is at the correction center near here. It is a three year old male named Wilson, and he needs a home. He is with the Humane Society, and they do obedience training at this facility. I'm going to see him on Tuesday. I am super excited...I haven't had a dog since I lost my twin labs two years ago, ten days apart. They were 12 years old, but I didn't handle it well, and my life spiraled out of control afterwards. Labs are my favorite...so I may be a dog mom again!

I haven't won much of anything lately other than the belt buckle, actually two of them. It was sure fun to see all the people here working together for those goodies. My SD buddies ROCK!
Have you met him yet? woot Have you met him? I hope that it goes well! I'm excited for both you and Wilson!!! hug
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03-21-2011 at 10:16 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:16 AM.
Just a reminder that the ReadyMade "Escape to Maui" Sweepstakes ends tomorrow -- get those final two entries in, folks!Wink

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secretbatline
03-21-2011 at 10:18 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:18 AM.
Quote from dabbleinn :
Me too. I'm about ready to go get a beer myself. (in a can). I keep gettin these visuals,Now she sittin in a recliner, Foot raise high,A big ole ball of guaze and scotch tape wrapped in a Walmart bag with a bag of frozen peas for the topper.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
Now all she needs is a bell to beckon her sister with.
shake head With a laptop (or two!) to enter her contests ... lol. CW, I'm wishing both you and your sister a speedy recovery! Hey, I know! Have your Mom bring your dinner to you in the LR! hehehe
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challs
03-21-2011 at 10:27 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:27 AM.
The off topic police are out in full force in snus forum again. Someone there new introduced themselves and asked for buckle help, any one who can rope those steers want to rescue them? As for myself, I will stay here on the funny farm with the best people one could ask for.

Commit random acts of kindness!! bounce Be nice to people and they will be nice to you.

(and if that doesn't work and they break into your house, to heck with being nice, be well armed!! )
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Shortie84
03-21-2011 at 10:31 AM.
03-21-2011 at 10:31 AM.
Quote from MommieDearest :
SPEAKING OF THUGS: Anyone watching the Hoops? There were 2 teams yesterday that I just couldn't stop thinking what thugs they were. Florida State and Arizona. Those guys were just thugs! I'll be looking for them to get their comeuppance next week.
Yeah, too many of them look and act like thugs anymore. Used to love basketball, now I look at these guys and their attitudes and behavior....ruins a good game.
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