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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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challs
03-23-2011 at 06:30 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:30 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Jed Clampett next door got him 10 chickens this morning!!!........ Their dog has eaten 4! Now hes building them an enclosed pen!! I better get some good eggs out of this!! (my mom lives next door) I dont let the neighborhood know I know them!!! laugh out loudlaugh out loud
Hmmmm.... he may have somthing there, an enclosed building for chickens bulb bulb

Congrats MLX3, the blues do match almost perfectly! woot
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hammod
03-23-2011 at 06:32 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:32 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
This lady called up the police station and says: "I want to bring a charge of sexual harassment against my boss."

The policeman who answered call asked: "What's the problem?" The lady replied:"Every morning when I get to work my boss walks up to me and says: "Your hair smells nice."

The policeman says: " This isn't sexual harassment, this is a compliment."

The lady says to the policeman: "Sir, you don't understand. My boss is a midget."Embarrassment Embarrassment
LMAO
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treedown02
03-23-2011 at 06:34 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:34 PM.
Quote from hammod :
LMAO

Too funny.woot
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SouthernGrace
03-23-2011 at 06:36 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:36 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Making me hungry,lol..
got you..
is that a silky terrier?
Yorkshire Terrier,He's really not pudgy but on the larger size to be a yorkie. Love my baby!!
Thanks so much for the vote!!!
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flsunlovr
03-23-2011 at 06:37 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:37 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
This lady called up the police station and says: "I want to bring a charge of sexual harassment against my boss."

The policeman who answered call asked: "What's the problem?" The lady replied:"Every morning when I get to work my boss walks up to me and says: "Your hair smells nice."

The policeman says: " This isn't sexual harassment, this is a compliment."

The lady says to the policeman: "Sir, you don't understand. My boss is a midget."Embarrassment Embarrassment
Lol2
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GoldieRocks
03-23-2011 at 06:38 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:38 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
Too funny.woot
Did you not get my last pm?

Quote from hammod :
You've won a limited edition Biotrue re-usable tote bag by
playing the Biotrue "Spin to Win" game

Whoo hoo!!!!
Haven't played many IWG in a few days since I'm on spring break. Smilie Too much spring cleaning even though there is fresh snow on the ground.
Congrat's on your win...I also won awhile back,I forgot I did until you mentioned it.Smilie
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GoldieRocks
03-23-2011 at 06:41 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:41 PM.
Quote from SouthernGrace :
Yorkshire Terrier,He's really not pudgy but on the larger size to be a yorkie. Love my baby!!
Thanks so much for the vote!!!
No problem..Good Luck..Sound's good.nod
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treedown02
03-23-2011 at 06:44 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:44 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
Did you not get my last pm?



Congrat's on your win...I also won awhile back,I forgot I did until you mentioned it.Smilie

Just found it and pm you with the info, thanks bunches.nod
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BarefootFreddie
03-23-2011 at 06:46 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:46 PM.
The farmer's three daughters were getting ready for their dates when there was a knock at the door.

At the door the farmer was met by a fine looking young man. The young man said: "Hello, my name is Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. I'm gonna take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" So off Joe and Flo went to see the show.

A few minutes later there was another knock at the door and another fine looking young man was standing there. The young man said: "Hello, my name is Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat some spaghetti. Is she ready?" So off went Freddy and Betty to eat spaghetti.

A few minutes later came another knock at the door. When the farmer answered the door he was met by a very sloppy unkempt fellow who said: "What's up? My name is Chuck, I'm in my truck...." The farmer shot him!OMGBig Grin
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scorpi0n
03-23-2011 at 06:51 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:51 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
She is cute...Girly

just like her mama I bet...................
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GoldieRocks
03-23-2011 at 06:52 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:52 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
Just found it and pm you with the info, thanks bunches.nod
Done...ordered men's.Did they already get the bandana I forgot to look.

Quote from BarefootFreddie :
The farmer's three daughters were getting ready for their dates when there was a knock at the door.

At the door the farmer was met by a fine looking young man. The young man said: "Hello, my name is Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. I'm gonna take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" So off Joe and Flo went to see the show.

A few minutes later there was another knock at the door and another fine looking young man was standing there. The young man said: "Hello, my name is Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat some spaghetti. Is she ready?" So off went Freddy and Betty to eat spaghetti.

A few minutes later came another knock at the door. When the farmer answered the door he was met by a very sloppy unkempt fellow who said: "What's up? My name is Chuck, I'm in my truck...." The farmer shot him!OMGBig Grin
laugh out loud
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challs
03-23-2011 at 06:54 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:54 PM.
woot I guess all that steer roping everyone did paid off !! woot

Beef Jerky Sampler Has Shipped Wednesday, March 23, 2011 4:33 PM From: This sender is DomainKeys verified"Marlboro Outwit the West"
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scorpi0n
03-23-2011 at 06:55 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:55 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
This lady called up the police station and says: "I want to bring a charge of sexual harassment against my boss."

The policeman who answered call asked: "What's the problem?" The lady replied:"Every morning when I get to work my boss walks up to me and says: "Your hair smells nice."

The policeman says: " This isn't sexual harassment, this is a compliment."

The lady says to the policeman: "Sir, you don't understand. My boss is a midget."Embarrassment Embarrassment
same lines....


A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunk man next to her stares at her for three minutes, then tells her, "I love a woman that does aerobics." The woman replies angrily, "I don't DO aerobics!" The drunk man then looks at the woman and says, "Then how did you get your leg up so high?"


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cwhetme
03-23-2011 at 06:56 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:56 PM.
Quote from challs :
Hmmmm.... he may have somthing there, an enclosed building for chickens bulb bulb

Congrats MLX3, the blues do match almost perfectly! woot
The chicken wire wrapped in plastic (sunroom) is for the cats. The one without the plastic around it is for the chickens!!!
PS> He takes them in the house at night so they dont get cold!!! laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
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copperfyer
03-23-2011 at 06:57 PM.
03-23-2011 at 06:57 PM.
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OK, I entered a recipe for Cesar Dog Food, My recipe is Jack'Sun Kissed Teriyaki Steak
Beef + Teriyaki + Flame Grilled
, if your not entered and would like to, please cast a vote my way?... If you click to see top 8 recipes it will pull it up, Jack'Sun Kissed Teriyaki Steak.
I appreciate any votes I can get, thanks!!!

http://www.cesar.com/promotions/f...book.aspx#


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2 Cat's Talking...cute

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

Awww now that was sweet!!nod
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