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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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cwhetme
03-27-2011 at 08:28 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:28 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
OMG! That is too funny!! Wait on the hotub! Just use Garys! Invite your mom too! Sorry Gary, I couldn't resist!
She comes running over here from her house next door wearing her nightie!!! Thinks its nothing they aint seen before!!! EEK!
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jemeredith
03-27-2011 at 08:29 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:29 PM.
Night all! Sorry I started crap tonight, but not that sorry!!
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julesp29
03-27-2011 at 08:30 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:30 PM.
Quote from scorpi0n :
was you here:


This couple are out at a bar/diner having a romantice meal for the first time together. Suddenly something from the man's side whips from under the table, steals a bread roll and dissappears back under the table. The guy doesn't blink an eyelid and the woman can't tell whether it really happened. She says nothing.

Well, damn, the same thing happens again. The woman checks the guy out and he makes out like nothing happened so she holds it in. A little time passes. It happens a third time and the woman can no longer hold it in and she speaks up demanding to know what's going on.

The man explains. "Look, I was in an accident in India.. I lost my ..penis.. the surgeons transplanted a baby elephant's trunk in it's place and, well, I've grown to accept it and hell, It's embarrassing but that's it".

"No, no.." the woman says "that's absolutely incredible. And you mean the trunk keeps stealing the bread rolls like an elephant. WOW. Look that's so amazing would you mind doing it again?"

The guy replies "Look, I'd really love to but my ass couldn't handle another bread roll".
OMG that was soooooooo bad really soooooooo bad.
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Gary123X
03-27-2011 at 08:31 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:31 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Yeah. Add it to the other body parts I have to exercise to keep limber!!! LMAOLMAO

seriously you have to do it Smilie
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03-27-2011 at 08:31 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:31 PM.
Quote from Katiebear7 :
That would be cool - how does he get there? Please don't say the airplane as Scorpi0on will never fly again. Rofl2
Pets fly cheap!! Just ask the talking dog boy!!!
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Katiebear7
03-27-2011 at 08:32 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:32 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Pets fly cheap!! Just ask the talking dog boy!!!
I love that commercial!
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03-27-2011 at 08:32 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:32 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
seriously you have to do it Smilie
I know. I just hadnt realized how stiff it was getting until todqay.
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jemeredith
03-27-2011 at 08:33 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:33 PM.
Quote from Katiebear7 :
That would be cool - how does he get there? Please don't say the airplane as Scorpi0on will never fly again. Rofl2
I snuck a tarantula on the plane in my purse before (yes I did, I swear), I think I can sneak on a snake!
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julesp29
03-27-2011 at 08:33 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:33 PM.
Quote from Katiebear7 :
That would be cool - how does he get there? Please don't say the airplane as Scorpi0on will never fly again. Rofl2
Snakes on a plane
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Katiebear7
03-27-2011 at 08:33 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:33 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
I know. I just hadnt realized how stiff it was getting until todqay.
Just an idea - would it loosen up if you soak it in warm water then try to move it?
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scorpi0n
03-27-2011 at 08:34 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:34 PM.
Quote from Katiebear7 :
I didn't - the son came to visit and "forgot" to take him home. Been trying to get someone to take him ever since.



He's just a teeny little snake - a baby. I thought you liked babies.
You know I'm just playing. hug
children, cats, dogs, calves, all kinds of babies but no reptiles... remember the Garden of Eden....
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Katiebear7
03-27-2011 at 08:35 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:35 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
I snuck a tarantula on the plane in my purse before (yes I did, I swear), I think I can sneak on a snake!
Since Scorpi0n doesn't want him - you may have him, but I live in Virginia.
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jemeredith
03-27-2011 at 08:35 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:35 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
seriously you have to do it Smilie
Seriously? She has to bring her mom over to your house for a hotub party? Geuss you aren't that bad after all!
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03-27-2011 at 08:35 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:35 PM.
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Night all! Sorry I started crap tonight, but not that sorry!!
Good night. Youre just protective of your family. Sweat dreams!
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julesp29
03-27-2011 at 08:36 PM.
03-27-2011 at 08:36 PM.
STIFF? Did someone say STIFF? he he he
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