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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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03-29-2011 at 10:29 PM.
03-29-2011 at 10:29 PM.
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Thanks Goldie, well he's probably dead by now. STRAGGLERBig Grin
LMAO
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03-29-2011 at 10:36 PM.
03-29-2011 at 10:36 PM.
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come on Goldie, you must have understood it. If not, how are ya gonna take care of Jules and myself> Grouphug I'm just not the smartest bun in the basket when it comes to jokes.
Ok tree, how about this one:

After an arduous night of lovemaking the man notices a photo of a guy on the night stand.
Nervously he asks " Is that your husband?"
"Of course not" she replies as she snugggles against him.
"Is it your boyfriend?" he asks.
"Don't be silly" she says as she nibbles on his ear.
"Could it be your brother?" he wonders.
"No" she laughs as she stokes him
"Then who the hell is it?" he demands
"Why that's me before the operation." she giggles.
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03-29-2011 at 10:38 PM.
03-29-2011 at 10:38 PM.
Did Scorpion disapear from us? Oh Scorpion where are you. Jules, Goldie , and myself have bags packed . Ya want some good pics don't ya. Goldie will send them your way.
Don't let us down now. I'm reaing to go. Gitty up gitty up

Quote from mcmaria :
Ok tree, how about this one:

After an arduous night of lovemaking the man notices a photo of a guy on the night stand.
Nervously he asks " Is that your husband?"
"Of course not" she replies as she snugggles against him.
"Is it your boyfriend?" he asks.
"Don't be silly" she says as she nibbles on his ear.
"Could it be your brother?" he wonders.
"No" she laughs as she stokes him
"Then who the hell is it?" he demands
"Why that's me before the operation." she giggles.

That is tooo cute. As he punches them out and then runs to get an aid test
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03-29-2011 at 10:43 PM.
03-29-2011 at 10:43 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
Did Scorpion disapear from us? Oh Scorpion where are you. Jules, Goldie , and myself have bags packed . Ya want some good pics don't ya. Goldie will send them your way.
Don't let us down now. I'm reaing to go. Gitty up gitty up




That is tooo cute. As he punches them out and then run to get an aid test
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..."
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."
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03-29-2011 at 10:45 PM.
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Quote from scorpi0n :
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back,just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway. The first one did not have anything to blot herself with, so she took her panties off, used them and discarded them. The second, not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a nearby flower wreath.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the phone, and one says to the other: "We have to be on the look-out; it seems that these two were up to no good last night, my wife came home without her panties..."
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never forget you."

You are terrible LMAO' It certainly wouldn't beme with anything up up up my butt. I'd kill the MF. I guessm we better see what jULES SAYS IN THE AM
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03-29-2011 at 10:45 PM.
03-29-2011 at 10:45 PM.
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If this isn't a good reason for a night out, I don't know what is!! Attachment 507723
Is that my Trace? Smilie
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03-29-2011 at 10:46 PM.
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Thank You ! Big Grin
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03-29-2011 at 10:48 PM.
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I see alaskalady is on wonder if shes read back far enough to find the post????
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Thank You!! I did just that and now have my Id #... hmmm now Camel and Newport sweeps...bounce
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Nothing on the Newport sweepstakes yet, but the Camel site has the rules posted....I just added them to the wiki on the Camel Hump Day thread.

It's your basic daily IWG, with once weekly entry for the grand prize.

To play for a chance to win an Instant-Win Prize: Click on the Instant-Win area (a "Play") to find out if you are a winner of an Instant-Win Prize. Limit one (1) Play per person/PID per day.
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First Prize (50): Each First Prize winner will receive a $1,000 Visa® Gift Card.
Second Prize (45,000): Each Second Prize winner will receive a $20 Visa® Gift Card.

To enter the Grand Prize Drawing: For any (or all) Weekly Period(s), visit one of the Websites and click on the designated area for entry to receive ten (10) entries into the random drawing for a chance to win the Grand Prize. Limit ten (10) Entries (i.e. one [1] activity) per person/PID per Weekly Period.
Grand Prize (1): Grand Prize winner will receive $50,000 (awarded in the form of a wire transfer or check, payable to winner).
Thank You for the info Smilie
I registered for the Camel site...but I guess I will need to call Newport to register with them.
$50 grand sound's sooo good. If I win I am coming to visit alot of you and taking you out for steak dinner's...Smilie
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Is that my Trace? Smilie
Just out of curiosity..what is the time in Alaska?
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03-29-2011 at 10:58 PM.
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Just out of curiosity..what is the time in Alaska?
Right this moment, it is 9:58pm.
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03-29-2011 at 10:58 PM.
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O.K. my good friends. I've gotta call it a night like Jules and get some shuteye. Playsafe, be nice and always remember we loves ya Grouphug
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03-29-2011 at 10:59 PM.
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Thank You for the info Smilie
I registered for the Camel site...but I guess I will need to call Newport to register with them.
$50 grand sound's sooo good. If I win I am coming to visit alot of you and taking you out for steak dinner's...Smilie
Sounds good to me! Licklips You are SO SWEET!

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O.K. my good friends. I've gotta call it a night like Jules and get some shuteye. Playsafe, be nice and always remember we loves ya Grouphug
G'nite tree!
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03-29-2011 at 11:01 PM.
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Right this moment, it is 9:58pm.
Wow..almost 2:00am here.
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