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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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Katiebear7
05-01-2011 at 05:57 PM.
05-01-2011 at 05:57 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Costs more.... tastes better!!!! bounce
It sure does and it didn't take hours and days to win.
Big Grin
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bornblondeey
05-01-2011 at 05:57 PM.
05-01-2011 at 05:57 PM.
Quote from SouthernGrace :
Just thought I would drop in and let everyone know that I did survive the storms in Alabama but many in my community and county did not. We have been without power since the storms came thru on Wednesday. The Tornado went over my house and dropped down about a mile down the road and cause devistation to all in it's path, I have never seen anything like it, EVER!! My mother's neighborhood was also destroyed!! Many friends have lost everything and I feel VERY fortunate and Blessed. Our schools have been canceled until further notice, our community was hit a year ago on 4/24/10 so I feel very blessed to have been spared twice!! My heart is breaking for all that have lost loved ones, in our county alone there have been at least 32 deaths at last count. I sure have missed being on FF, take care!!
I am truly sorry for what you must be going through. I am happy you are ok and I hope in time it will get better emotionally.Your FF friends will distract you a bit for now.
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shesays
05-01-2011 at 05:59 PM.
05-01-2011 at 05:59 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
I'm pretty sure even a blind man could see that freakin thing.. it's seared into my damn eyelids..it haunts me when I close my eyes.. I keep seeing this gawd aweful poo yellow, scrawny gator slinkin outta the swamp.. when it reaches land.. it stands up on it's hind legs and breaks into a wicked dance to MC Hammers "Cant Touch This".
I've tried sleeping pills.. just makes him dance slower.. it's horrid I tell ya.. HORRID!
I've contacted my lawyer.. He's fairly confident I can get pain and suffering along with punitive damage compensation. No one should have to be exposed to that thing at any level.

It's on my kitchen table. You have no idea what "pain and suffering" really is. And I opened the door to it. I feel like it's a vampire I invited into my house and now it's sucking the life blood out of me. You're lawyer wants pain and suffering? Give me his phone number.
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jemeredith
05-01-2011 at 06:01 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:01 PM.
Rofl2Rofl2
Quote from Angiex57 :
if it's comin from dabs.. ya mayyyy wanna break out the black light and look for um.. DNA?.. before ya put your lipstick in there.
Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2Rofl2
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Gary123X
05-01-2011 at 06:02 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:02 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Just saw this in the email from Lancome. $48!!!! EEK! Better be some good eye shadow!!! Coral isnt as aweful as I thought it would be. Not a color I would have chosen. Wonder if I can take it back to the store unopened and exchange it???
The prize package you have won is one Color Design Eye Brightening All-In-One 5 Shadow & Liner Palette in Coral Crush. Approximate Retail Value ("ARV") of your Prize Package: $48.00 USD.

better hide that before dabs gets his hands on it
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Angiex57
05-01-2011 at 06:03 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:03 PM.
Quote from shesays :

It's on my kitchen table. You have no idea what "pain and suffering" really is. And I opened the door to it. I feel like it's a vampire I invited into my house and now it's sucking the life blood out of me. You're lawyer wants pain and suffering? Give me his phone number.
*hands shesays my handy dandy garlic necklace and 7 inch cross*.. be afraid honey.. be very afraid
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Gary123X
05-01-2011 at 06:05 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:05 PM.
Quote from SouthernGrace :
Just thought I would drop in and let everyone know that I did survive the storms in Alabama but many in my community and county did not. We have been without power since the storms came thru on Wednesday. The Tornado went over my house and dropped down about a mile down the road and cause devistation to all in it's path, I have never seen anything like it, EVER!! My mother's neighborhood was also destroyed!! Many friends have lost everything and I feel VERY fortunate and Blessed. Our schools have been canceled until further notice, our community was hit a year ago on 4/24/10 so I feel very blessed to have been spared twice!! My heart is breaking for all that have lost loved ones, in our county alone there have been at least 32 deaths at last count. I sure have missed being on FF, take care!!

so glad your OK
I hope you guys get some relief from all of this
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jemeredith
05-01-2011 at 06:05 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:05 PM.
Quote from shesays :

It's on my kitchen table. You have no idea what "pain and suffering" really is. And I opened the door to it. I feel like it's a vampire I invited into my house and now it's sucking the life blood out of me. You're lawyer wants pain and suffering? Give me his phone number.
I bet you laugh everytime you walk past the butt ugly thing. I know I would. And to think that some guy might actually give it to his girlfriend for a BD present is even funnier!LMAOLMAOLMAO
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Angiex57
05-01-2011 at 06:06 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:06 PM.
ok.. I'm outta here.. have a sweet nite kids.. be safe.. be happy
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Katiebear7
05-01-2011 at 06:08 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:08 PM.
Quote from shesays :

It's on my kitchen table. You have no idea what "pain and suffering" really is. And I opened the door to it. I feel like it's a vampire I invited into my house and now it's sucking the life blood out of me. You're lawyer wants pain and suffering? Give me his phone number.
OMG - the vision! The shuddering.....
LMAO
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bornblondeey
05-01-2011 at 06:12 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:12 PM.
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Happy B-Day!!! Today is my sons Birthday too!!! Never knew May 1st was actually a holiday but it is!!! Its a workers day throughout much of Europe and it supposed to be the day of ascension of Jesus Christ after his resurrection and he went on into Heaven. It was the only way I got flowers while I was in the hospital having him. The church passed them out. I saved them with his belly button!!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Thank you and everyone who has wished me since I thanked everyone earlier this morning. Good feeling to be wished by so many. I only knew it as a day when everyone danced around a pole with ribbons. Glad to share my celebration with another's family. woot
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Gary123X
05-01-2011 at 06:18 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:18 PM.
Quote from GoldieRocks :
I seen something cute today....A man and woman was riding a motorcycle and had some kind of utility trailer hooked up to it and there was a German Sheperd dog standing on it with riding goggles on.


Also when I was at the drug store I seen a Get-well soon card that said: Gary the get-well gorilla say's get better soon..(open card) and you dam well better do what Gary say's.

Now it's official it's in print
I've been tryin to tell everyone to listen to me

laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
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bornblondeey
05-01-2011 at 06:20 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:20 PM.
Quote from SouthernGrace :
I missed alot while power was out!! Anyone know who went home on American Idol? laugh out loud
The redheaded guy who plays all the instruments (the upright bass, etc.) went home this week. I forget his name.
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julesp29
05-01-2011 at 06:21 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:21 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
I bet you laugh everytime you walk past the butt ugly thing. I know I would. And to think that some guy might actually give it to his girlfriend for a BD present is even funnier!LMAOLMAOLMAO
OMG he is in big trouble if he gives that to her!!!!!! LOL can just imagine where she is gonna shove that?????? lol

Quote from bornblondeey :
Thank you and everyone who has wished me since I thanked everyone earlier this morning. Good feeling to be wished by so many. I only knew it as a day when everyone danced around a pole with ribbons. Glad to share my celebration with another's family. woot
I just asked my daughter that works at a school if they still do the May Pole she didn't know what i was talking about. I guess now the make may flowers and set them on peoples desks in secret. LOL that is cute also.
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copperfyer
05-01-2011 at 06:25 PM.
05-01-2011 at 06:25 PM.
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Ugly Purse Update:

BRAHMIN GOLDEN CANARY CLUTCH WRISTLET NWOT - 5 bids - bid at $22.49 - 5 days, 19 hours to go.

And, dabbs is NOT the high bidder at the moment.



Just in case the Butt Ugly Purse is not totally burned into your eyelids, here's a reminder.



Ok now I'm blindCrylol Teehee
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