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I can just see some ole lady using that purse and those Depends

Hi Everyone

nite everyone. sorry for the mistake on the link. hope the correction did the trick

looks like she allready used them,,,I am just saying

Good Idea!!! The next stop smoking fad. Hurry go find buttercup, and email the magazine, see if they have more

\NICE one. I'll be happy to check on the availability of other containers in that color. What's your address so they can send them to you?

Oh and your credit card number too.

nite everyone. sorry for the mistake on the link. hope the correction did the trick

OMG nite all cant believe i am up this late!!!!

OMG nite all cant believe i am up this late!!!!

\NICE one. I'll be happy to check on the availability of other containers in that color. What's your address so they can send them to you?

Oh and your credit card number too.

OMG nite all cant believe i am up this late!!!!

OMG, OMG, OMG !!!

I was at the grocery store and the lady in front of me had the same purse, granted she was wearing the same color silky tight pants and a black top, I did a double take when she whipped that purse up and I said " is that a Brahmin"? she said "oh yes, isn't it just darling"? I had to bite my cheeks to keep from laughing. The cashier had a good laugh after she was gone and I somewhat told her your story.

Evening!! Our cat, Kiki, and I just finished a rousing game of, as my wife calls it, "THERE'S A BAT IN THE HOUSE!!!!!" Once Kiki alerted me that there was a strange flying beast circling my head, the hunt was on!! Me, now armed with my trusty oven mitt and Kikki, armed only with her sly cunning, leapt into action!! We drove the beast into the dining room but it eluded us and into the living room we tumbled!! Kiki, bouncing from chair to couch to chair, knew she had to keep it confused while I picked myself up off the floor(tumbling into a room is harder than you think)! Finally, with a well placed swing, I was able to swat it to the floor and the beast was captured alive and well!! As we released the beast back into the wilderness(our backyard), Kiki and I looked at each other and had a good laugh!! It was a good night!! Oh yeah, I got a Pepsi max t-shirt in the mail today.

Oh as I leave my daughter sent this to me and want to pass it on. Good Night All You Wonderful People!!!!!!!!!

Pass the Biscuits

When I was a kid, my Mother liked to make breakfast food for dinner
every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had
made breakfast after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long
ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned
biscuits in front of my Dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone
noticed! Yet all my Dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my Mom
and ask me how my day was at school.

I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember hearing
my Mom apologize to my Dad for burning the biscuits. And I'll never
forget what he said: "Honey, I love burned biscuits."

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he
really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said,
"Your momma put in a long hard day at work today and she's real tired.
And besides... a burnt biscuit never hurt anyone!"

You know, life is full of imperfect things... and imperfect people. I'm
not the best at anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just
like everyone else. What I've learned over the years is that learning
to accept each others faults and choosing to celebrate each others
differences, is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy,
growing, and lasting relationship.

So...please pass me a biscuit. And yes, the burned one will do just
fine! And please pass this along to someone who has enriched your
life... I just did!

Life is too short to wake up with regrets... Love the people who treat
you right and forget about the ones who don't.


ENJOY 'LIFE' NOW - "IT HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE !"