RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Oh, come on, show us what ya got. LMAO

Need the right words to advertise the age discrimination. Ya'll have any ideas as I am really disappointed on Marlboro's unconscionable methods for selecting their invitees.

You can already see my trunk. What's left?

You can already see my trunk. What's left?

I got a reply from them here it is


Thank you for contacting Philip Morris USA.

Although we are anxious to respond to you, we regret that we are unable to communicate about our promotional offers and events via e-mail.

The purpose of our website is to share information about our company and our issues. Therefore, we have not included any brand imagery, or mention of our various promotional offers or brand-sponsored events, nor are we able to respond to e-mail inquiries about these topics. This is because it is not our intention to market, advertise or promote our cigarette brands on our site.

However, we will be pleased to respond to inquiries about these subjects over the phone. Please check the list below to determine the appropriate consumer service department:

If you are an adult smoker with inquiries about Marlboro promotions, including order inquiries, catalog requests, coupons and mailing list information:

1-800-MARLBORO (1-800-627-5267) Monday through Friday, during the hours of 9am to 10pm Eastern Time or Saturday and Sunday from 9am to 5pm Eastern Time.

If you are an adult smoker with inquiries about any of our other cigarette brands, including information about promotional offers, catalogs, coupons and mailing list information:

Basic: 1-866-862-2742

Benson & Hedges: 1-800-223-6766

Cambridge: 1-800-335-7444

Merit: 1-800-761-7611

Parliament: 1-800-494-6444

Virginia Slims: 1-800-868-9327


Thank you for contacting Altria and its companies.

Altria Group, Inc.

I told ya Katie, ya might not get to the ranch, but you are always welcome in my house in Montana. I'll bet we'd have more fun anyways. The hell with the youngins and Marlboro Ranch.

Thanks - now I just need the donations to pay for it.

What's under that tail???? And I KNOW you're trunk isn't anywheres that BIG. LMAO
You would be in Rippleys Believe It Or Not.

When did you get your response? Seems like everyone from M is passing the buck. I highly doubt they would admit to age discrimination if I were to call. But I will give it a try.

Hoorah for him, So your nephew won one of the Snus ranch trips and he's received the invitation ?

if its the Summer trip, Marlboro won't be drawing on that until 6/07/11

I believe their still mailing out the entries to the sweepstake itself.

CONSUMER DISCLOSURE: You have not won a prize. No Purchase Necessary: Entries must be received by 11:59:59 pmET on 5/31/11. PRIZES APPROXIMATE RETAIL VALUES AND ESTIMATED ODDS OF WINNING ARE STATED BELOW. THE ODDS STATED BELOW ARE BASED ON A ... ........."Here's the biggie..
"DIRECT MAIL CIRCULATION OF 280,000. THE ACTUAL ODDS OF WINNING A PRIZE DEPEND UPON THE NUMBER OF ELIGIBLE ENTRIES RECEIVED.

Hahaha. The tail stay's down. That's why I'm standing on it

Maybe we can find another purse to bid on. It's a START

no he got an actual invitation
It didn't say snus or anything else as to where it came from
he has to respond and they will send him forms to fill out

When did you get your response? Seems like everyone from M is passing the buck. I highly doubt they would admit to age discrimination if I were to call. But I will give it a try.