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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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Caribou54
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
He said to me ........ I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him ........ You wear underwear don't you? Confused


He said to me ............... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but drink beer and fart.Embarrassment


He said to me...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!Confused


He said to me....... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time.EmbarrassmentFrown


He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him...... I don't know; it has never happened. shake head


He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him...... They already have boyfriends.

He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said..... A widow. EEK!


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

laugh out loudshake head
BA-DA-BING, BA-DA-BOOM!!! That nails it!
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AlaskaLady
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from Caribou54 :
cough cough, ah-hmmm...ELDER??? You said ELDER????OMGOMG (now just where did I leave my walker?..)

Oh and TREE - did you not see my post not far back (after your comment) - it's of Mr.Mack with his ANGEL WINGS!.........................look for it girl - or we're gonna be building another LIST! Ha-Ha--j.k.Big Grin Hug2 to ya both
Well, aren't you older than I am?! Smilie
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Jakava
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
AWW, it just told me it's ended, and I clicked on your post and then giveaways on the left. WTH. I probably goofed. HANGS HEAD
Has not started - should be in about 3 mins or so, IF that time listed is correct
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terdar
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
05-12-2011 at 08:57 PM.
Well just want to say WOW What a bunch of Winner's. boy I get a job and you all win. Ain't live GRAND!!! Great Job everyone I love to hear about winners Keep it up and I will be on this weekend. Love my new job Work for a Car / Rv car lot. I do the inventory so always changing. Talk to you all this weekend Good Night all and sweet dreams.
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Jakava
05-12-2011 at 08:58 PM.
05-12-2011 at 08:58 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
He said to me ........ I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him ........ You wear underwear don't you? Confused


He said to me ............... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but drink beer and fart.Embarrassment


He said to me...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!Confused


He said to me....... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... They don't have time.EmbarrassmentFrown


He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him...... I don't know; it has never happened. shake head


He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him...... They already have boyfriends.

He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said..... A widow. EEK!


He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

laugh out loudshake head
laugh out loud Thats cute
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Jakava
05-12-2011 at 08:59 PM.
05-12-2011 at 08:59 PM.
Quote from terdar :
Well just want to say WOW What a bunch of Winner's. boy I get a job and you all win. Ain't live GRAND!!! Great Job everyone I love to hear about winners Keep it up and I will be on this weekend. Love my new job Work for a Car / Rv car lot. I do the inventory so always changing. Talk to you all this weekend Good Night all and sweet dreams.
Good nite, Glad your enjoying it Smilie thanks for stoping by Smilie
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Caribou54
05-12-2011 at 09:00 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:00 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
Well, aren't you older than I am?! Smilie
Well, yes you always remind me, but jeez "ELDER" ???hug Call me elder when I hit 85 or 90!laugh out loud

Quote from terdar :
Well just want to say WOW What a bunch of Winner's. boy I get a job and you all win. Ain't live GRAND!!! Great Job everyone I love to hear about winners Keep it up and I will be on this weekend. Love my new job Work for a Car / Rv car lot. I do the inventory so always changing. Talk to you all this weekend Good Night all and sweet dreams.
Nice to see/hear from you Terdar! So very glad to hear you love your new job - sure makes all the difference, huh! wave
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treedown02
05-12-2011 at 09:04 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:04 PM.
Quote from terdar :
Well just want to say WOW What a bunch of Winner's. boy I get a job and you all win. Ain't live GRAND!!! Great Job everyone I love to hear about winners Keep it up and I will be on this weekend. Love my new job Work for a Car / Rv car lot. I do the inventory so always changing. Talk to you all this weekend Good Night all and sweet dreams.
Good night Terdar, I miss ya a swimming on here all the time. Good luck with the new job.wave
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Jakava
05-12-2011 at 09:06 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:06 PM.
The sauve thing i posted a few posts back is working NOW Smilie
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Wishalot
05-12-2011 at 09:06 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:06 PM.
wave Hello FF Family. I've been away visiting AlaskaLady's remarkable state. Been spending the last couple of days silently skimming what all has been happening at the Farm and entering too many sweeps. Only entered two each day while I was away--no time, but nice having that netbook.

Lizardo, I'm glad Wilson found his way back home the other day.

Gary and Cwhetme, I hope you get the Nestles big money prizes. You're both very deserving.

Jules, Sorry to hear about the sadness in your family. So very sad.

Congratulations to all who have won nice prizes, and I must say there were a lot of you. Hey Fuzzy, that $100 is definitely a keeper.

Dab, not sure what I think about your new avatar. Sort of sexy, but looks like he's trying to p**p.

I hope I'm able to attach a picture of a Mastodon that wanted to attack me when he saw I was trying to take his picture. Thank goodness there were two fences separating us.
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terdar
05-12-2011 at 09:08 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:08 PM.
Quote from Caribou54 :
Well, yes you always remind me, but jeez "ELDER" ???hug Call me elder when I hit 85 or 90!laugh out loud



Nice to see/hear from you Terdar! So very glad to hear you love your new job - sure makes all the difference, huh! wave
Yes very nice no more Unemployment, do I get it or not EEK! I know I will get paid now! Thanks I sure miss you all though, just glad we are still winning the pants off of every contest there is!!! hug
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terdar
05-12-2011 at 09:10 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:10 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
Good night Terdar, I miss ya a swimming on here all the time. Good luck with the new job.wave

Miss you too, the weekend is almost here and rain in the forecast looks like I will get to play in doors. If you all can too!!!LMAO
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Jakava
05-12-2011 at 09:11 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:11 PM.
Quote from Wishalot :
wave Hello FF Family. I've been away visiting AlaskaLady's remarkable state. Been spending the last couple of days silently skimming what all has been happening at the Farm and entering too many sweeps. Only entered two each day while I was away--no time, but nice having that netbook.

Lizardo, I'm glad Wilson found his way back home the other day.

Gary and Cwhetme, I hope you get the Nestles big money prizes. You're both very deserving.

Jules, Sorry to hear about the sadness in your family. So very sad.

Congratulations to all who have won nice prizes, and I must say there were a lot of you. Hey Fuzzy, that $100 is definitely a keeper.

Dab, not sure what I think about your new avatar. Sort of sexy, but looks like he's trying to p**p.

I hope I'm able to attach a picture of a Mastodon that wanted to attack me when he saw I was trying to take his picture. Thank goodness there were two fences separating us.
Hope you had fun there Smilie I bet it is wonderful to see
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treedown02
05-12-2011 at 09:15 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:15 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
The sauve thing i posted a few posts back is working NOW Smilie
It says I got in this time. PERSERVERANCE and thanks
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Jakava
05-12-2011 at 09:17 PM.
05-12-2011 at 09:17 PM.
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It says I got in this time. PERSERVERANCE and thanks
Glad you got in Smilie
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