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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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05-14-2011 at 03:18 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:18 PM.
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Attachment 550497Blowkiss Just wanted to share a birthday cupcake with ya all. What a great place to share my b-day.


I would have given it to you, but MLx3 made me so upset, I just had to stuff something sweet into my mouth. Tell her to stop picking on me and maybe the next one I make will last long enough to pass it on. Probably not, though. I make GOOD cookies.
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05-14-2011 at 03:25 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:25 PM.
Quote from shesays :


I would have given it to you, but MLx3 made me so upset, I just had to stuff something sweet into my mouth. Tell her to stop picking on me and maybe the next one I make will last long enough to pass it on. Probably not, though. I make GOOD cookies.
Maybe you should have put one in the purse or 2 or 3 lol
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05-14-2011 at 03:27 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:27 PM.
Quote from MLx3 :
Yes, I do have your address. Seems as though a trip to Cali, packin' my mini bazooka, is in my near future.


Yes, unfortunately she did. Innocent my ass!



No, she used a D L Blair return address label - which should have been my first clue to tell the mail man to return the package to the sender. Big Grin


I used the labels THEY SENT ME on the package. I never would have thought of that myself. Would you believe that I'm also a victim in all of this? Would you? Okay, so I made good money for my small part in all of this, but still -- a victim. Kind of.
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Jakava
05-14-2011 at 03:29 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:29 PM.
Quote from MLx3 :
I just got my mail, and I have to say:


YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL CRAZY!
Smilie of course we are, thats why we are at the FUNNY FARM with ya heart
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julesp29
05-14-2011 at 03:33 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:33 PM.
Well the cats outta the bag. (or purse)
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05-14-2011 at 03:35 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:35 PM.
Quote from shesays :


NOTHING. I KNEW NOTHING.

The cards and the check and my very own Depends showed up in my mailbox. All I did was follow instructions (after I picked myself off the floor). They sent me money, MLx3. What's a gal to do???
I put the labels THEY SENT ME on the box, included the cards THEY SENT ME in the purse, included your personal Depends that THEY SENT ME, added my very own "it's not my fault card" and danced my way to the post office.

You have seen the purse in all it's agonizing reality, you warm, wonderful, kind, generous, forgiving woman. You MUST understand how desperate I was to get rid of it. I'm weak. They paid me. I did it ONLY to maintain my sanity. Well, and for the money. I couldn't cash the check AND keep the purse. You can see that, right? IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
Well, prior to my wonderful mail day, that plea of yours might have worked. I've got your number now missy, and your about as innocent a ronluvsleather a.k.a. jemeredith.

Just so you people know, I have made a list of my own, not unlike treedown's from the other night - only my list has many, many more names & I have a wicked side to boot.

MLx3's Hit List:
1. shesays - for sending me the BUP, even when I was the one who tried to help her.
2. jemeredith a.k.a. ronluvsleather - innocent my ass - you instigator you.
3. GoldieRocks - you are on my list THREE times - 3 cards, really?
4. Gary123x - you sir, are on my list TWO times - cute cards though
5. Angiex57 - no good deed goes unpunished you told me - yeah, well, remember those words smarty pants
6. julesp29 - although we love the bookmarks you sent us, that doesn't keep you off my list lady
7. treedown - ya' dang chicken - going off on a camping trip the same day the BUP is due to arrive at my house. REMEMBER: I have YOUR address too!
8. jakava - cute shoes, but no way would I wear them or carry the BUP anywhere
9. Katiebear - and here I thought you were a sweet lady, and I've been voting for your girls everyday - and this is how you treat me?
10. terdar - condolences is right!
11. secretbatline - another smart ass - you're the fashionista of the bunch, maybe I should send YOU the BUP!
12. dabbs - a lil dabble do ya huh? You can shake your elephant butt all you want - you're still on my list!
13. & 14. - my dear sisters AlaskaLady & Caribou54 - beautiful card & nice letter - but, don't think just 'cuz we're "family" you're off the hook, either of you.


Think that about does it for MY HIT LIST. I am now going to take the $20 shesays sent me (to pay the ebay fees & buy a new pair of underwear), and instead, use it (the $20) to pay for a meal for my girls & myself. I will be back however, and we are not done discussing all of your misguided selves.
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05-14-2011 at 03:37 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:37 PM.
So, does this means you didn't like your gift from the Funny Farm??
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05-14-2011 at 03:40 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:40 PM.
Well, guess she got the purse. Ya think?

The rest of the Farm probably figures the stress in her life got the best of her. Eventually everyone will know what she is suffering through -- having the butt ugly puke green pee pee colored purse sitting in HER house. It would almost be sad if it weren't so dang FUNNY.

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05-14-2011 at 03:40 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:40 PM.
Quote from MLx3 :
Well, prior to my wonderful mail day, that plea of yours might have worked. I've got your number now missy, and your about as innocent a ronluvsleather a.k.a. jemeredith.

Just so you people know, I have made a list of my own, not unlike treedown's from the other night - only my list has many, many more names & I have a wicked side to boot.

MLx3's Hit List:
1. shesays - for sending me the BUP, even when I was the one who tried to help her.
2. jemeredith a.k.a. ronluvsleather - innocent my ass - you instigator you.
3. GoldieRocks - you are on my list THREE times - 3 cards, really?
4. Gary123x - you sir, are on my list TWO times - cute cards though
5. Angiex57 - no good deed goes unpunished you told me - yeah, well, remember those words smarty pants
6. julesp29 - although we love the bookmarks you sent us, that doesn't keep you off my list lady
7. treedown - ya' dang chicken - going off on a camping trip the same day the BUP is due to arrive at my house. REMEMBER: I have YOUR address too!
8. jakava - cute shoes, but no way would I wear them or carry the BUP anywhere
9. Katiebear - and here I thought you were a sweet lady, and I've been voting for your girls everyday - and this is how you treat me?
10. terdar - condolences is right!
11. secretbatline - another smart ass - you're the fashionista of the bunch, maybe I should send YOU the BUP!
12. dabbs - a lil dabble do ya huh? You can shake your elephant butt all you want - you're still on my list!
13. & 14. - my dear sisters AlaskaLady & Caribou54 - beautiful card & nice letter - but, don't think just 'cuz we're "family" you're off the hook, either of you.


Think that about does it for MY HIT LIST. I am now going to take the $20 shesays sent me to pay the ebay fees & buy a new pair of underwear, and use it to pay for a meal for my girls & myself. I will be back however, and we are not done discussing all of your misguided selves.

STILL LOVE YOU ALL!
who do you think gave them your address? he he he
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Jakava
05-14-2011 at 03:43 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:43 PM.
Quote from MLx3 :
Well, prior to my wonderful mail day, that plea of yours might have worked. I've got your number now missy, and your about as innocent a ronluvsleather a.k.a. jemeredith.

Just so you people know, I have made a list of my own, not unlike treedown's from the other night - only my list has many, many more names & I have a wicked side to boot.

MLx3's Hit List:
1. shesays - for sending me the BUP, even when I was the one who tried to help her.
2. jemeredith a.k.a. ronluvsleather - innocent my ass - you instigator you.
3. GoldieRocks - you are on my list THREE times - 3 cards, really?
4. Gary123x - you sir, are on my list TWO times - cute cards though
5. Angiex57 - no good deed goes unpunished you told me - yeah, well, remember those words smarty pants
6. julesp29 - although we love the bookmarks you sent us, that doesn't keep you off my list lady
7. treedown - ya' dang chicken - going off on a camping trip the same day the BUP is due to arrive at my house. REMEMBER: I have YOUR address too!
8. jakava - cute shoes, but no way would I wear them or carry the BUP anywhere
9. Katiebear - and here I thought you were a sweet lady, and I've been voting for your girls everyday - and this is how you treat me?
10. terdar - condolences is right!
11. secretbatline - another smart ass - you're the fashionista of the bunch, maybe I should send YOU the BUP!
12. dabbs - a lil dabble do ya huh? You can shake your elephant butt all you want - you're still on my list!
13. & 14. - my dear sisters AlaskaLady & Caribou54 - beautiful card & nice letter - but, don't think just 'cuz we're "family" you're off the hook, either of you.


Think that about does it for MY HIT LIST. I am now going to take the $20 shesays sent me to pay the ebay fees & buy a new pair of underwear, and use it to pay for a meal for my girls & myself. I will be back however, and we are not done discussing all of your misguided selves.

STILL LOVE YOU ALL!
Wow!! Who threw Jem under the bus so darn fast? LMAO
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05-14-2011 at 03:46 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:46 PM.
Quote from MLx3 :
Well, prior to my wonderful mail day, that plea of yours might have worked. I've got your number now missy, and your about as innocent a ronluvsleather a.k.a. jemeredith.

Just so you people know, I have made a list of my own, not unlike treedown's from the other night - only my list has many, many more names & I have a wicked side to boot.

MLx3's Hit List:
1. shesays - for sending me the BUP, even when I was the one who tried to help her.
2. jemeredith a.k.a. ronluvsleather - innocent my ass - you instigator you.
3. GoldieRocks - you are on my list THREE times - 3 cards, really?
4. Gary123x - you sir, are on my list TWO times - cute cards though
5. Angiex57 - no good deed goes unpunished you told me - yeah, well, remember those words smarty pants
6. julesp29 - although we love the bookmarks you sent us, that doesn't keep you off my list lady
7. treedown - ya' dang chicken - going off on a camping trip the same day the BUP is due to arrive at my house. REMEMBER: I have YOUR address too!
8. jakava - cute shoes, but no way would I wear them or carry the BUP anywhere
9. Katiebear - and here I thought you were a sweet lady, and I've been voting for your girls everyday - and this is how you treat me?
10. terdar - condolences is right!
11. secretbatline - another smart ass - you're the fashionista of the bunch, maybe I should send YOU the BUP!
12. dabbs - a lil dabble do ya huh? You can shake your elephant butt all you want - you're still on my list!
13. & 14. - my dear sisters AlaskaLady & Caribou54 - beautiful card & nice letter - but, don't think just 'cuz we're "family" you're off the hook, either of you.


Think that about does it for MY HIT LIST. I am now going to take the $20 shesays sent me to pay the ebay fees & buy a new pair of underwear, and use it to pay for a meal for my girls & myself. I will be back however, and we are not done discussing all of your misguided selves.

STILL LOVE YOU ALL!
Enjoy dinner Smilie
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05-14-2011 at 03:52 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:52 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
Wow!! Who threw Jem under the bus so darn fast? LMAO
she probably signed her card ronluvsleather lol i know i would have
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05-14-2011 at 03:52 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:52 PM.
Quote from Jakava :
Wow!! Who threw Jem under the bus so dam fast? LMAO
I think Jem mentioned it in her enclosed card. Truthfully, though, I was in such shock myself, it's hard to remember what everyone said.

I'm still amazed that you all pulled it off without someone blowing it. worshipworship I guess all those conspiracy theorists may be right. OMGwootOMG
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05-14-2011 at 03:54 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:54 PM.
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Enjoy dinner Smilie
thats what i'm suppose to be doing with daughters in ten minutes sitting here all ready waiting for oldest to pick me up so i finally call her and she had fell asleep and isn't even ready so we are talking at least another hour. dang i haven't eaten all day saving myself for a good meal now i'm starving lol so guess i'll have a beer or 2 while i wait. dang kids
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05-14-2011 at 03:57 PM.
05-14-2011 at 03:57 PM.
Quote from shesays :
I think Jem mentioned it in her enclosed card. Truthfully, though, I was in such shock myself, it's hard to remember what everyone said.

I'm still amazed that you all pulled it off without someone blowing it. worshipworship I guess all those conspiracy theorists may be right. OMGwootOMG
Um "you all" would now be a "we" for you LMAO but your right, it is amazing that someone didn't slip upLMAO
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