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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

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superfizzo
05-20-2011 at 10:39 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:39 AM.
Quote from SPACECHIMP :
any GROUPON Rapture deals going on?

thnx
No but i heard livingcelestial is doing a 2 for 1 with referral.
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:40 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:40 AM.
Quote from nahdogg :
Here's all the insurance you need Matthew 24:36. See you Sunday.
"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven ..."

in fact, they just found out it was a typo. it really refers to Noman. no first name given, though, so it leaves it pretty open.

find this Noman character and you have your answer.

there's a George Noman in my building. I'll see if its him.
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 10:41 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:41 AM.
Site's down. Must be the SD effect
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jhill777
05-20-2011 at 10:41 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:41 AM.
Quote from nahdogg :
Here's all the insurance you need Matthew 24:36. See you Sunday.
Got a link for the lazy? lol
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Finish Him!
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sublevel
05-20-2011 at 10:43 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:43 AM.
Quote from nahdogg :
Here's all the insurance you need Matthew 24:36. See you Sunday.
24:36 is not a valid time!

do you mean 00:36?

LMAO
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from jhill777 :
Got a link for the lazy? lol
Googled it:
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
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miotch
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from jeba9999 :
...I'll offer 10 cents on the dollar to any rapture believers for their house, cars, boats, jet skis, motorcycles, big screen TV's (over 50 inches), jewelry. All merchandise must be free and clear of any liens, loans etc..
Why would they want the money if they're being "raptured"?
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hoosier1
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from linuxworks :
weather report actually confirms it!
LOL nod
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ViciousTide
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:44 AM.
Quote from Crucible1001 :
Is the rapture scheduled for Saturday or Sunday, and at what time EST?
Saturday, 6pm EST
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ecsa0014
05-20-2011 at 10:45 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:45 AM.
Quote from jhill777 :
Got a link for the lazy? lol
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Someone really needs to tell that to these evangelicals.
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superfizzo
05-20-2011 at 10:46 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:46 AM.
On a more somber note, the macho man randy savage died in a car wreck after apparently having a heart attackMad

Take me NOW! http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/2...lnk3|64440
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:47 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:47 AM.
Quote from ecsa0014 :
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Someone really needs to tell that to these evangelicals.
makes as much sense as calibrating your voltmeter ... using the same voltmeter.

doh!
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Mustang
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
Quote from nahdogg :
Here's all the insurance you need Matthew 24:36. See you Sunday.
What is Matthews last name. There are so many insurance salesmen out there!
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kyle6286
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
Imagine how easy it will be to get laid after tomorrow. All the non-sinners will ascend into Heaven while all us sinners are left fending for ourselves! Take advantage of this guys! Of course, I'm married so this doesn't help me Wink
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
Quote from ViciousTide :
Saturday, 6pm EST
Good...at least the Bruins game will be over by then.
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