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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Best...deal...EVER! Wink

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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:31 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:31 AM.
well, when everyone else is going to hell, I'll be going to frys on sunday.

problem is, I'm not sure I'll be able to tell the diff....
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kyle6286
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
Quote from linuxworks :
weather report actually confirms it!
One of the funniest things I've ever seen! This may be the all-time best thread in SD history, even better than the condom threads!
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LivninSC
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
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You just turned it into some sci-fi dork shit. That's on a different day.
Ya, like 14 years ago! I never watched the TV show but anyone else find it odd that the date all of a sudden changed to make the TV show "relevant". Hahahaha
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sinik
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
I like this quote from the owner of this website

Quote :
They would be disappointed twice. Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...a-13468131
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nahdogg
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:32 AM.
I'll provide similar service for 20$, Paypal accepted. PM for details :-)
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stolarz88
05-20-2011 at 10:33 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:33 AM.
IMPORTANT NOTICE 5/20/11: DUE TO UNPRESCEDENTED EMAIL VOLUME OUR EMAIL REPLY ABILITY HAS BEEN MAXED OUT. ONLY CONTRACT SUBMISSIONS WITH PAYPAL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE REPLIED TO IMMEDIATELY. ALL OTHER INQUIRES AND EMAILS WILL BE REPLIED TO BUT WITHIN THE NEXT 24 TO 48 HOURS. OUR APOLOGIES.

48 hours..WE DONT HAVE 48 HOURS!!
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:33 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:33 AM.
Quote from stolarz88 :
IMPORTANT NOTICE 5/20/11: DUE TO UNPRESCEDENTED EMAIL VOLUME OUR EMAIL REPLY ABILITY HAS BEEN MAXED OUT. ONLY CONTRACT SUBMISSIONS WITH PAYPAL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE REPLIED TO IMMEDIATELY. ALL OTHER INQUIRES AND EMAILS WILL BE REPLIED TO BUT WITHIN THE NEXT 24 TO 48 HOURS. OUR APOLOGIES.

48 hours..WE DONT HAVE 48 HOURS!!

set the BIOS date back on your computer.

will confuse the crap out of god. (god is still DOS based, though, so it might actually work).
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suporchin
05-20-2011 at 10:34 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:34 AM.
I'm surprised that no one has gotten on here trying to prove that it will really happen. Or trying to convince the rest of us why this one person in particular God decided to tell but no one else.
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deserthawk
05-20-2011 at 10:34 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:34 AM.
Quote from nerdmanxdx :
In my opinion, it's not a scam because he has legitimate workers to back up the service he offers which is basically like any other form of insurance. The company makes money when their service isn't used, and loses money when is used.
But if we lose our souls and presumedly die, how will we know if he uses the service or not?
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jmullaby
05-20-2011 at 10:34 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:34 AM.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Science/...er-21-1954

December 21, 1954

Who: Dorothy Martin, a Chicago housewife and student of Dianetics, a set of practices developed by science fiction author L. Ron Hubbard.

How she came by this date: Through automatic writing, Martin came in contact with beings from the planet Clarion, who told her that the world would be destroyed by flood and that the faithful would be rescued at midnight by flying saucers (or so she said).

What actually happened: Martin's followers, many of whom quit their jobs and gave away their possessions, gathered in her home to await the aliens. (Martin's husband, a nonbeliever, slept upstairs through the whole thing.) To avoid being burned by the flying saucer, her followers removed all metal from their persons, including zippers and bra straps. Midnight came and went and the group became increasingly agitated. Finally, at 4:45am, Martin said that she received another message from Clarions informing her that God was so impressed by her groups actions that He changed His mind and decided to spare the earth.

The group was infiltrated by a psychologist named Leon Festinger, who used his observations to develop the theory of cognitive dissonance.
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SPACECHIMP
05-20-2011 at 10:36 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:36 AM.
any GROUPON Rapture deals going on?

thnx
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kovy
05-20-2011 at 10:36 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:36 AM.
How do they define "pets"?
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nahdogg
05-20-2011 at 10:36 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:36 AM.
Here's all the insurance you need Matthew 24:36. See you Sunday.
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:37 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:37 AM.
folks, keep your receipt! heaven has a 30 day exchange policy but you MUST keep your receipt.
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 10:39 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:39 AM.
Quote from deserthawk :
But if we lose our souls and presumedly die, how will we know if he uses the service or not?
Can't angels watch down from heaven or something? Besides, read the FAQ:

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Q: How can we trust that you'll honor your service agreement, afterall, you ARE atheists.
A: Being an atheist does not mean we lack morals or ethics. It just means we don't believe in God or gods. All of our representatives are normal folks who love and live for their family, are gainfully employed, and have friends of varying beliefs. Some of us are married to believers. Many of us volunteer our time at food banks, animal shelters, meals on wheels organizations, etc. We fully endorse the "Rule of Reciprocity", also known as "The Golden Rule." We just happen not to believe in God(s). Belief in God does not ensure righteousness, nor does non-belief imply immorality. Jesus understood this. Please reference Luke 10, re "The Good Samaritan."
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