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Rapture Insurance for your pets! Only $135!!!

6,459 1,908 May 20, 2011 at 09:13 AM in Finance (7)
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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Best...deal...EVER! Wink
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Tommy2Guns
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:48 AM.
Quote from jhill777 :
You just turned it into some sci-fi dork shit. That's on a different day.
Yea cause those movies are for dorks only. Especially T2!
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oneness
05-20-2011 at 10:49 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:49 AM.
what about pre-existing conditions.. they probably exclude no?
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 10:49 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:49 AM.
Quote from kyle6286 :
Imagine how easy it will be to get laid after tomorrow. All the non-sinners will ascend into Heaven while all us sinners are left fending for ourselves! Take advantage of this guys!
Even better, imagine how depressed all those 'non-sinners' who were left behind will feel!

Everyone better stock up on booze tonight.
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quaestor
05-20-2011 at 10:50 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:50 AM.
WAIT!!!! Our pets aren't going with us????
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Hit in the Head
05-20-2011 at 10:51 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:51 AM.
You know, the folks that believe in this may not go to heaven tomorrow, but the people that made this insurance thing might go right to hell.
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Ardin
05-20-2011 at 10:51 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:51 AM.
Bad price...the service used to be $110.
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oneness
05-20-2011 at 10:52 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:52 AM.
Camping and his retard followers: Yes Judgement day starts at 6pm local time (or 11pm PST TONIGHT). Yes we accept all major credit cards.
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Hit in the Head
05-20-2011 at 10:53 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:53 AM.
Quote from Ardin :
Bad price...the service used to be $110.
Inflation.

Rapture inflation.
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Lavin
05-20-2011 at 10:53 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:53 AM.
Quote from superfizzo :
On a more somber note, the macho man randy savage died in a car wreck after apparently having a heart attackMad

Take me NOW! http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/2...lnk3|64440

"Snap into a Slim Jim, oooooh yeah!"
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Hit in the Head
05-20-2011 at 10:54 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:54 AM.
Quote from superfizzo :
On a more somber note, the macho man randy savage died in a car wreck after apparently having a heart attackMad

Take me NOW! http://www.popeater.com/2011/05/2...lnk3|64440
What if that's how the Rapture works? What if God takes you by earthly means?

...

Is the Rock ok?
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webmerch11
05-20-2011 at 10:54 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:54 AM.
No wonder this country is in such a mess !
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 10:55 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:55 AM.
Quote from Hit in the Head :
You know, the folks that believe in this may not go to heaven tomorrow, but the people that made this insurance thing might go right to hell.
Yes, they might go to hell. But they'll definitely be making good money Wink
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defaulted
05-20-2011 at 10:55 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:55 AM.
hope this hasn't already been posted...

Guys, if you have a dog, no need to spend $150 on this, just follow these instructions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-qkNEampEA
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Hit in the Head
05-20-2011 at 10:55 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:55 AM.
Quote from webmerch11 :
No wonder this country is in such a mess !
I know, no Randy Savage.
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First-Citazen
05-20-2011 at 10:59 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:59 AM.
First of all

People need to read their bibles then this would be a non issue

Secondly
This insurance should be mainly for cats as all dogs go to heaven....
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