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I do the same. I keep checking this thread for something new and there's nothing new.
What is the solution of 12x^2 + 3x = 0? Then how do I figure out what 0 is?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
I do the same. I keep checking this thread for something new and there's nothing new.
What is the solution of 12x^2 + 3x = 0? Then how do I figure out what 0 is?
How can you stop the rain from falling down?
How can you stop the sun from shining?
What makes the world go round?
How can you mend this broken man?
How can a loser ever win?
Figuratively, alcohol or hookers. Literally, sutures.
You can't stop it, but you can block the rays with some sort of block. Be it sunscreen or an umbrella.
Gravitational spin.
Whiskey and a new woman.
By #wining.
In order:
Figuratively, alcohol or hookers. Literally, sutures.
You can't stop it, but you can block the rays with some sort of block. Be it sunscreen or an umbrella.
Gravitational spin.
Whiskey and a new woman.
By #wining.
You missed one, but I guess even a great wise man like you isn't perfect. Okay...next question.
Do ya want my body?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Do ya want my body?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
What more could there be?
What more do you want from me?
What more could there be?
What more do you want from me?
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Or a quiet Sunday morning with no church bells ringing?
Or a quiet Sunday morning with no church bells ringing?
If my needs were strong, would you lay with me?
Should my lips grow dry, would you wet them, dear?
In the midnight hour, if my lips were dry?
Would you go away to another land?
Walk a thousand miles through the burnin' sand?
Wipe the blood away from my dyin' hand?
If I give myself to you?
Will you bathe me, in the stream of life?
When the moon is full, will you bathe me?
If my needs were strong, would you lay with me?
Should my lips grow dry, would you wet them, dear?
In the midnight hour, if my lips were dry?
Would you go away to another land?
Walk a thousand miles through the burnin' sand?
Wipe the blood away from my dyin' hand?
If I give myself to you?
Will you bathe me, in the stream of life?
When the moon is full, will you bathe me?
That would have been much funnier if you had just replied to all my questions with a simple single answer.......
... "Not in this lifetime."
Do you work today?
PS, this thread does show up in my user CP as having new posts when it doesn't.
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That's what made it funny.