RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

No merge -- they started commenting any my post about someone having a minus HUGE number in red. It just got silly.

No not all,can see right through it.

You know, it is kind of strange that all of them jumped in here like that. I mean, it's not like we were complaining about them or about other postings. It was just comments on a minus number that I saw. Now I'm starting to wonder why it was even important enough for even one of them to come in here never mind a bunch of them. Oh well, it won't disturb my sleep, and that's all that really counts. I'll be too busy dreaming about pomegranates falling from the sky into my mailbox.

Never knew they traveled in packs!!! Seems they have a basement too!! It is weird that they all showed up but at least they were in good spirits

Cheers Fellow FFers,

Just won the Butterfinger IWG,

"Thank you for submitting your Prize Claim information.
Verification and awarding of prize will take place at the end of the promotion, which ends 11:59pm ET, 7/14/11. Potential Grand Prize winners should expect to receive a verification package to the address provided below with further instructions."
Has anybody else won this game? If so have you received any other info or must we just wait it out?

I also won the Kit Kat IWG on Sunday evening but never recived a confirmation E-mail. They said it would be between 24 and 48 hours. I quess I will have to email them. One more thing I also got in the mail today the "Bio bag" Cool color but mighty thin.

Okay, so while I was at work, hubby had to sign for two Fed-Ex envelopes. First one was the Perfect Pets thousand dollar win I need to sign, but then the 2nd one was the HGTV tool weekly win. I think I'll pick the collating screwdriver, but does that mean I actually have to find the time to rebuild the balcony & porch?

Guess I'm on a roll this week!

I think we got merged with a mod thread earlier here? That was weird.

Okay, so while I was at work, hubby had to sign for two Fed-Ex envelopes. First one was the Perfect Pets thousand dollar win I need to sign, but then the 2nd one was the HGTV tool weekly win. I think I'll pick the collating screwdriver, but does that mean I actually have to find the time to rebuild the balcony & porch?

Guess I'm on a roll this week!

I think we got merged with a mod thread earlier here? That was weird.

Soooo many of us had such a good winning or mail day, it's truly heartening. I'm happy for all of us and hope that those who missed today will all win big tomorrow. It's such a great feeling to be "chosen" even if it's for a small prize. And if it's for something we really wanted, well, hey, it's wonderful to be able to come to the Funny Farm and be congratulated by other members. So here I am, congratulating you all and hoping that you enjoy your goodies for hours (Hot Tamales) weeks (makeup) or years (tools). We're all winners, if only because we have each other ! ! !

Do you have the link for Butterfingers?? I'm not sure I know about that, Thanks It took Kit Kat a While to email me also. I don't know how long it was, but I think it may have been several days

okay where is our group?


Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures .

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.



Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.



No wonder men are happier.

Just got back to the computer but following is the URL, to the Butterfinger IWG. http://www.facebook.com/butterfin...4102645173

Cheers

Okay, so while I was at work, hubby had to sign for two Fed-Ex envelopes. First one was the Perfect Pets thousand dollar win I need to sign, but then the 2nd one was the HGTV tool weekly win. I think I'll pick the collating screwdriver, but does that mean I actually have to find the time to rebuild the balcony & porch?

Guess I'm on a roll this week!

I think we got merged with a mod thread earlier here? That was weird.