RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Geez, you take all the fun out of doomsdays, don't you?

I look at it this way -- the people who fall for those scams spend weeks hiding out and/or praying, which keeps them off the streets and out of my hair. That's not a bad thing, dm.

There is a new chance to guess how much.
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Yeah I know! Sorry to be such a killjoy! It's just guys like this just really get under my skin. I've had it up to here with scammers, crooked politicians and bankers, and the super rich!! I know firsthand what its like to lose a good amount of money to a crooked banker. And the damage that's being done to our country can't just be swept under the rug. Well I've said all I need to, time to get back to the fun and frivolity!!

I won a coupon for a free Skittles on the contest Challs posted, so......so far, my day has been pretty sweet.

And my internet connection is still consistent and quick.

And except for Miss Kitty's liver problem which is being dealt with as best the vet can, we're all healthy (if not wealthy or wise).

In short, I'm feeling dang good this AM. Planning to do something to change that?

And how are you?

Good morning, just won a bag of candy!
So glad we are all still here!!

There is a new chance to guess how much.
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LMAO I would never purposely screw up your day! My friend talked me into staying one more day, so now I will need another wi-fi card this afternoon!! I tried all my IWG and I am a big loser!! But I blong to the FF, so I guess I am a winner anyways!!

And just so everyone knows, it wasn't me who woke up wrapped in a size 336 pink thong yesterday morning!! I really think it was secret. She was being restrained, so the restrainer could write stupid things on her computer!!

Hello there , missing all of you. I just entered one of the puppies pictures in the Petcentric contest.
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Glad to see you all made it through the end and the party!

http://www.100daysofsunnymoments.com/ time to enter!

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Just a heads up!! The new Smirnoff t-shirt was just posted on Facebook!! Get yer name in!! http://www.facebook.com/smirnoffu...7395807137

I think you'd be hard pressed to find someone who doesn't agree with you on this. I see seniors who have had their life savings ripped off -- some by "investment brokers" others by bank incompetence and others by their caregivers who strip their accounts.

Although the center at which I volunteer is mainly geared toward seniors, we do get walk-ins who have been referred by organizations that know we have full time social workers. The walk-ins are men and women who have lost their jobs and are trying to support their families but just can't. And most of them have run through any and all savings and just didn't want to go on public assistance, but are now facing hundreds of dollars of unpaid gas and electric bills and can't afford food for their kids.

Our social workers know ALL the tricks, plus we have a food bank we can call on. The food bank is only open once a week, but we keep shopping bags full of non-perishable items in one of our back rooms. From what I've been told, they used to keep two or three bags on hand for local seniors who had been too sick or injured to do a regular food shop. For the last few years, we've had twenty or thirty bags on site because we've been going through so many.

The people I work with are so wonderful, and really funny. One day, as like the fifteenth bag was handed out, I was talking with the receptionist and said something about how everyone seems to be making out like bandits except the poor volunteer (me) who slaves away for six hours a day and never makes a penny.

Not even ten minutes later, one of the social workers came over to my desk with two shopping bags of food. Speaking very quietly, she explained that no one realized that I could use some help, and I really should have said something before that, because they appreciate all I do and are more than happy to give me whatever they had available.

I was soooooooo embarrassed. I'd been kidding, but the receptionist must have told someone that I needed assistance. After thoroughly abasing myself while explaining that I had been joking around with the receptionist, I thanked her profusely and promised that if I ever need ANY help, she'd be the first person I told.

But we've seen so many people with so many problems, everyone assumes that the person standing next to them may easily need help. All I can do is vote and deal with problems one by one. Most of us are in the same situation. We help those closest to us, donate what we can and just keep keeping on.

The head rapture guy can't understand why he's still here...
I'm glad we're all still here...
Here is another Hershey's that I just found:

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Thanks, I have not did this one in the past. Something new is always fun.

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