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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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Lizardo
05-24-2011 at 02:56 AM.
05-24-2011 at 02:56 AM.
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I'm getting old....nodnod thank youbounce
Cowboy

You're welcome...me too. I hope you feel better soon. C had some good advice, but back problems can be relentless and nasty.
Smilie


Restaurant etiquette:
When you eat out, don't leave your money for the bill on the table. This happened to me, serving people I know (six glasses of Sake for two of them)...the bill was almost $50 and they left $45. I had to make up the difference. If you can't walk up to the cash register, at least hand the money to your server.
The same night, some very old people did hand me their money with a $25 gift card, and I could not get to the cash register right away. I finally ran the gift card through and it was declined. Ran it later, and it was good for $20, so I was only out $5.
The next night a guy ordered a drink and about $40 worth of food to go. I brought him soup to eat in the restaurant, but by then he had skipped out. Luckily, I had cancelled the order in the kitchen before they cooked it. I did not have to pay for his drink.
These kind of things don't happen often, fortunately...but I'm glad I have today and tomorrow off WOK!
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05-24-2011 at 02:59 AM.
05-24-2011 at 02:59 AM.
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My sister works as a massage therapist on nights and weekend. I asked her what you can do about your back pain and she says you need a good butt massage!!! EEK!
She also works in a liquore store and is on her feet 8 to 10 hours a day and she says your glut muscles are stressed and need relaxed!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
She says the best exercises would probably be something like beginning yoga or basic stretches like a runner would do............ Unless you want the butt massage. She went to school for it and is licensed.
Thank you and your sis... streching and/or yoga...Big Grinworshiplook around...
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05-24-2011 at 02:59 AM.
05-24-2011 at 02:59 AM.
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My sister works as a massage therapist on nights and weekend. I asked her what you can do about your back pain and she says you need a good butt massage!!! EEK!
She also works in a liquore store and is on her feet 8 to 10 hours a day and she says your glut muscles are stressed and need relaxed!! Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
She says the best exercises would probably be something like beginning yoga or basic stretches like a runner would do............ Unless you want the butt massage. She went to school for it and is licensed.
Cowboy

Is your sister a travelling massage therapist...Florida maybe?
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05-24-2011 at 03:08 AM.
05-24-2011 at 03:08 AM.
Quote from Lizardo :
Cowboy

You're welcome...me too. I hope you feel better soon. C had some good advice, but back problems can be relentless and nasty.
Smilie


Restaurant etiquette:
When you eat out, don't leave your money for the bill on the table. This happened to me, serving people I know (six glasses of Sake for two of them)...the bill was almost $50 and they left $45. I had to make up the difference. If you can't walk up to the cash register, at least hand the money to your server.
The same night, some very old people did hand me their money with a $25 gift card, and I could not get to the cash register right away. I finally ran the gift card through and it was declined. Ran it later, and it was good for $20, so I was only out $5.
The next night a guy ordered a drink and about $40 worth of food to go. I brought him soup to eat in the restaurant, but by then he had skipped out. Luckily, I had cancelled the order in the kitchen before they cooked it. I did not have to pay for his drink.
These kind of things don't happen often, fortunately...but I'm glad I have today and tomorrow off WOK!
Smilie
terrible that you have to put up with that... NO WOK!! lol whew, I have crazy crap at the liquor store too...
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05-24-2011 at 03:16 AM.
05-24-2011 at 03:16 AM.
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terrible that you have to put up with that... NO WOK!! lol whew, I have crazy crap at the liquor store too...
My sister had a girl come in and ask for clamidia beer!!! My sister asked if it might be called Budweiseer clamado and she said that it didnt quite sound right!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO
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guessisgood
05-24-2011 at 03:18 AM.
05-24-2011 at 03:18 AM.
I really like the group here.. I might be an oddball night-owl...but I still feel welcome...hug
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05-24-2011 at 03:22 AM.
05-24-2011 at 03:22 AM.
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My sister had a girl come in and ask for clamidia beer!!! My sister asked if it might be called Budweiseer clamado and she said that it didnt quite sound right!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO
LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOhug
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05-24-2011 at 03:22 AM.
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terrible that you have to put up with that... NO WOK!! lol whew, I have crazy crap at the liquor store too...
Cowboy

I love my job overall...terrific clientele, wonderful food. Working in little China is often strange, however, as I am a tall blond white girl, and do not speak Chinese. Any customer service job has it's challenges...I'm lucky to make tips and have customers who love to eat in a small, very successful family business.
Hope you feel better when the sun shines, GIG!

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05-24-2011 at 03:25 AM.
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Cowboy

I love my job overall...terrific clientele, wonderful food. Working in little China is often strange, however, as I am a tall blond white girl, and do not speak Chinese. Any customer service job has it's challenges...I'm lucky to make tips and have customers who love to eat in a small, very successful family business.
Hope you feel better when the sun shines, GIG!

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05-24-2011 at 03:36 AM.
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My sister had a girl come in and ask for clamidia beer!!! My sister asked if it might be called Budweiseer clamado and she said that it didnt quite sound right!!! LMAOLMAOLMAO
Cowboy

That sounds like confusion with a virgin Bloody Mary, which is called a virgin Mary, but I have heard it called other things...

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Somebody needs to win something right now...it's getting hopeless!
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05-24-2011 at 04:09 AM.
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Woohoo!!! Thanks!! wait, is that the cell phone one?? Did the Family.com ever come on??
No, that's the Family.com one. I already posted the cellphone one earlier.
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05-24-2011 at 05:54 AM.
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New answers for the Channellock sweepstakes

http://www.channellocksweepstakes.com/

1. George Washington & John Adams

2. 1995

3. 50
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Morning all, just popped in to share with fellow gun lovers.
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New answers for the Channellock sweepstakes

http://www.channellocksweepstakes.com/

1. George Washington & John Adams

2. 1995

3. 50
Thanks.
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05-24-2011 at 06:59 AM.
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Mine says my upsatairs is off limits.......Must be my sons room!!!!

About 8 months ago or so someone took 3 3 mo old puppies to my sisters work and told her that they humane society couldnt take them and were going to put them to sleep. Asked my sister to help them find homes for them or they would have to have them put to sleep. Wanted us to keep them at our house. found out later that they were dumping them when my sister caught tham. We gave them homes after 4 weeks and a tore up yard and frazzled nerves. They wanted to eat the cats. One of the people that took the yellow lab stopped by my sisters work this morning with the dog. She had trained it as a rescue dog and this was his first job, she took him to find survivors in the rubble in Joplin. Clearly they have better lives now!!!
Thats so Awesome! hug
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