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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

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talonts
05-25-2011 at 12:12 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:12 AM.
Quote from jemeredith :
Anyone else a blood donor? Free bandaids https://www.facebook.com/Nexcare?sk=app_178060262243682
Nah, I don't give blood, I give RBCs. Most people don't have a high enough iron content to donate RBCs, since I do, I figure I should. But you can only give 1/2 aas often, which is stupid, I know my RBC count is high enough to give more often, but regs are regs.

Registered with marrow.org too, but haven't been called.

If you have a marrow testing center near you, get registered. The database of donors is too small.
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cwhetme
05-25-2011 at 12:20 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:20 AM.
Quote from mcmaria :
Don't let them come at you unless the needle hub is yellow (ped) and tell them to draw from the brachial, (inside elbow), the vein is larger. And forget the teeth and bra, do what Mama said and wear nice undies. In an emer they'll put a central line in your femoral at the groin, or you could go comando, but they'll talk about you on break.OMG
When I was going through nursing school we worked in the hospital. Alot of the times the undies would have to be cut off anyway. Absolutely no modesty and those gowns dont help!!! Big Grin The veins on the inside of my arms run so deep and roll away from the needle!!! They were going to take blood out from under my tongue one time. Best vein I got!!! LMAO
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05-25-2011 at 12:25 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:25 AM.
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When every I have to have bllod drawn they send me to pediatrics and sometimes they have problems. The problem is the needle they use is bigger than the vein. My mom has the same problem. When I was in a car accident 25 years ago it took them 4 hours to get th IV in and only after the put hot towels on me to increase the size of the vein and used an infant needle. Im screwed if its ever an emergency. They have it in my files in BIG red letters where they usually put alergies. They are also really close to the bone and roll which hurts when they have to dig for them
Last time I was in the hospital (AGES ago), they weren't doing too well on getting it in my elbow, even though I have large veins (someone called them "pipelines" once) - they kept putting it in too far. I told them to put it in the back of my hand, they didn't listen. I pumped my fist a few times, showed them the size of the veins, they shut up and moved the needle to my hand. No problems after that.

When I give RBCs, I can generally be out of there in about half the time of normal, and it takes that long because I have to wait for the machine to pump the plasma back in.

But yeah, an experienced tech is well worth it, I've had times where they tried 5-6 times before getting the experienced tech that popped it in right on the first try.
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05-25-2011 at 12:26 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:26 AM.
Quote from talonts :
Nah, I don't give blood, I give RBCs. Most people don't have a high enough iron content to donate RBCs, since I do, I figure I should. But you can only give 1/2 aas often, which is stupid, I know my RBC count is high enough to give more often, but regs are regs.

Registered with marrow.org too, but haven't been called.

If you have a marrow testing center near you, get registered. The database of donors is too small.
My iron content has been all over the charts. Too high for years and then too low then went too high again. OK now but The cure for too much iron is bloodletting!!! Donating works. My mom and my aunt have both had to do this. Mine was never really bad enough and I was alway bleeding from one boo bo or another!!! LMAO
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05-25-2011 at 12:28 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:28 AM.
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There were LOTS left at the Ralph's I went to. If you bought 10 boxes, they were only $1.99 each. No way I'd buy 10, though. I'd be sick as a dog in no time. With only three in the freezer, I space them out. But thirty in the freezer? I would easily convince myself that just one more wouldn't hurt. I really hate when I have to protect myself from me.

Well, I'm off to bed. BIG day at the Center tomorrow. We're holding our very first health fair, you know the kind where agencies hand out information, and they have blood pressure and balance and hearing tests? We're figuring no less than 200 people are going to show up -- 150 signed up already and we always get lots of walk-ins. Should be fun(?). Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
I know you have mostly older clients, but for the next one, you might want to check out marrow.org, and see if you can have it up on the computers there to show to people. the more people in the database, the better, as often even direct family members aren't a good enough match.
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cwhetme
05-25-2011 at 12:31 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:31 AM.
WOW!!! I guess my part of town is the only part with electricity!!! Lightning struck the power plant. Theres a power thing down the road thats OK. Glad its still on here. Wish it would quit raining!! Hey Mr Schiddt!!! I found where ya'll in Texas misplaced your rain!!! Come and get it!!! lol
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mcmaria
05-25-2011 at 12:32 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:32 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
When I was going through nursing school we worked in the hospital. Alot of the times the undies would have to be cut off anyway. Absolutely no modesty and those gowns dont help!!! Big Grin The veins on the inside of my arms run so deep and roll away from the needle!!! They were going to take blood out from under my tongue one time. Best vein I got!!! LMAO
At least we know you would suck at being a junkie
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cwhetme
05-25-2011 at 12:44 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:44 AM.
Gotta breath!!!! In........ out.....in....out!!!!!! Holy Bee butts!!!! I whooped up on that little Honey Bee and he gave me a year supply on Cheerios!!!!!
YAY!!!!
http://honeynutcheerios.promo.epr...e_inky.gif
So excited I couldnt breath there!!!! What a lucky little kitty. Got a new desk cat and she wont leave the mouse alone!!! LMAOLMAO
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cwhetme
05-25-2011 at 12:47 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:47 AM.
I only get 12??? I go through a box a week and Im the only one eating them!!! The chocolate cheerios are really good too!!!
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05-25-2011 at 12:51 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:51 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
I only get 12??? I go through a box a week and Im the only one eating them!!! The chocolate cheerios are really good too!!!
Congrats! Hang that shirt in the kitchen, should slow you down some and make them last.
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05-25-2011 at 12:54 AM.
05-25-2011 at 12:54 AM.
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Wish I could skip the blood tests all together. It hurts when they hit the bone and they usually have to take it out of the back of my hand!!! I can handle pain pretty good but it hurts more days later and it always blows out the vein!!
Ouch.. EEK!EEK! I'll donate everything over being stabbed with a needle. Nobody wants squeamish blood!!vomitvomit
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05-25-2011 at 01:01 AM.
05-25-2011 at 01:01 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Gotta breath!!!! In........ out.....in....out!!!!!! Holy Bee butts!!!! I whooped up on that little Honey Bee and he gave me a year supply on Cheerios!!!!!
YAY!!!!
http://honeynutcheerios.promo.epr...e_inky.gif
So excited I couldnt breath there!!!! What a lucky little kitty. Got a new desk cat and she wont leave the mouse alone!!! LMAOLMAO
Congratsworshipworshipworshipnodworshipworshipworship

I strayed to another site that freaked me out.....
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05-25-2011 at 01:14 AM.
05-25-2011 at 01:14 AM.
Quote from guessisgood :
Congratsworshipworshipworshipnodworshipworshipworship

I strayed to another site that freaked me out.....
Howd you do that and I hope it wasnt that scary one
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Gary123X
05-25-2011 at 01:16 AM.
05-25-2011 at 01:16 AM.
Quote from cwhetme :
Gotta breath!!!! In........ out.....in....out!!!!!! Holy Bee butts!!!! I whooped up on that little Honey Bee and he gave me a year supply on Cheerios!!!!!
YAY!!!!
http://honeynutcheerios.promo.epr...e_inky.gif
So excited I couldnt breath there!!!! What a lucky little kitty. Got a new desk cat and she wont leave the mouse alone!!! LMAOLMAO

way to go you finally won
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05-25-2011 at 01:26 AM.
05-25-2011 at 01:26 AM.
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way to go you finally won
Had enough fish laying around from that sasquatch so I sent that little be Flying!!! Knocked those coupons right out of his little Bee Britches!!!! Big Grin
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