RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

thats cuz everyone is one step closer to God there.. he's giving them a break

ok.. here's the new kids in their new home
one fell off and it says to place em on a paper towel if they do.. so.. I did.
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So I had a most profitable trip to the cemetary today (never thought I would be saying that) Cemetary is in a little town in Minnesota 50 miles from here in the boonies, after we visit the cemetary we always stop at this little country bar/restaurant/gas station really good burgers. So I fill the tank with gas go in and me, my daughter and 2 grandkids order lunch, well pull tabs are legal in minnesota so i go up to the bar and buy $20.00 in $1.00 pull tabs. finish opening them i have three $2.00 winners woo hoo right? so i cash them in for 6 more pull tabs and i get 2 more winners only they are $102.00 and $50.00 now that is woo hoo!!! my grandson is jumping around all excited. So paid for all of our lunches and a tank of gas and still walked out $65.00 ahead. Cool beans.

Wow! You cant beat that Congrats Jules (I was really wondering when I first started reading your post how you have a profitable trip to cemetary)

I gotta get somethings done around here - Hopefully BBL tonight

Ya i know lol. guess my parents and brother sent some luck down to me today while i was there.

I gotta go enter my sweeps now hopefully more luck seeing though this is a different time of day for me to be entering.

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My son doesnt want his own kids either!!! I had to remind him the other day of when I had to have *the* talk with him and he declared he wasnt EVER going to do THAT!!! He would adopt all his kids before he ever had sex!!!!
He turned out to be an awesome step dad!!!

Well, I'm gonna need to be a bad influence on someone! My sons maintain they're not having kids (Amazingly, I said the very same thing when I was their age! You can see how that worked out.) I always joke that I'll be 80 and headbangin' w/the grandbabies at a GNR reunion show and them saying, "I don't want you hanging out w/your Grandmother any more. She's a bad influence."

Every time I'd try, it would immediately say, Too late, loser!. That night I just kept trying and got both contests. I think they're just toying w/our emotions!


Congrats! Is it everything you'd dreamed it'd be?
BTW, how does it feel to get all those blonde jokes knowing how many of us would space the BIC contest w/o you? The last two times I'd entered was because of your reminder. It turns out that you're the brains of this outfit! Thanks!

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet.."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

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And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you !"

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