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Brynn
07-02-2011 at 02:17 AM.
07-02-2011 at 02:17 AM.
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It's when you lack consciousniess consciousness,
Sounds like something I should look into. I guess that's what this bed thing is for :-/
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DNC
07-02-2011 at 02:18 AM.
07-02-2011 at 02:18 AM.
Quote from Brynn :
Sounds like something I should look into. I guess that's what this bed thing is for :-/
Yes, I has one, care to join me?
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Brynn
07-02-2011 at 09:45 AM.
07-02-2011 at 09:45 AM.
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Yes, I has one, care to join me?
Is it a pillowtop? Sleep number? Water-bed? Memory foam? Futon? Dontknow
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LC2
07-02-2011 at 10:54 PM.
07-02-2011 at 10:54 PM.
Oh baby you
you got what I need
but I say you just a friend
but I say you just a friend
oh baby youuuu
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MikeBear
07-02-2011 at 11:18 PM.
07-02-2011 at 11:18 PM.
I'm bored, at work, and have a raging case of Shingles blisters that has taken over my left arm from my elbow to my wrist due to some road-rash I got last Sunday.

Stupid stress that causes shingles! Stupid motorcycles! Stupid stone-crete! Stupid me for wearing a short-sleeve shirt!!!!

So, I WISH I was intoxicated, because that freaking shingles BURNING pain has started up! Now I'm wearing bandages, a compression sleeve, and trying not to leave the chicken-pox virus all over my shared workspace from the shingles blister liquid!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Stretcher
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Ms.arteest
07-02-2011 at 11:49 PM.
07-02-2011 at 11:49 PM.
Quote from MikeBear :
I'm bored, at work, and have a raging case of Shingles blisters that has taken over my left arm from my elbow to my wrist due to some road-rash I got last Sunday.

Stupid stress that causes shingles! Stupid motorcycles! Stupid stone-crete! Stupid me for wearing a short-sleeve shirt!!!!

So, I WISH I was intoxicated, because that freaking shingles BURNING pain has started up! Now I'm wearing bandages, a compression sleeve, and trying not to leave the chicken-pox virus all over my shared workspace from the shingles blister liquid!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Stretcher
Ohmy Wow! I think I just lost my buzz and I have been drinking stuff with vodka in it since 5pm! Bigeye I guess I will have to make myself another drink. Damn.Beer (Seriously, I hope you feel better. The shingles are a bitch!)
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MikeBear
07-03-2011 at 12:00 AM.
07-03-2011 at 12:00 AM.
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Ohmy Wow! I think I just lost my buzz and I have been drinking stuff with vodka in it since 5pm! Bigeye I guess I will have to make myself another drink. Damn.Beer (Seriously, I hope you feel better. The shingles are a bitch!)
Yeah, the Shingles makes my arm look like a test for one of the "return of the living dead" movies. Compared to that, the road rash that actually tore off a couple layers of skin in a couple places and looks white and oosing doesn't seem so bad at all...

Until yesterday, except for a bit of burning, it just had that "tickle" that's impossible to scratch. When that Shingles burn kicked in, it was like being sucker-punched.

WOWZER!!
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07-03-2011 at 12:02 AM.
07-03-2011 at 12:02 AM.
Quote from MikeBear :
Yeah, the Shingles makes my arm look like a test for one of the "return of the living dead" movies. Compared to that, the road rash that actually tore off a couple layers of skin in a couple places and looks white and oosing doesn't seem so bad at all...

Until yesterday, except for a bit of burning, it just had that "tickle" that's impossible to scratch. When that Shingles burn kicked in, it was like being sucker-punched.

WOWZER!!
I prescribe serious medication and I think you should start drinking heavily.
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MikeBear
07-03-2011 at 12:13 AM.
07-03-2011 at 12:13 AM.
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I prescribe serious medication and I think you should start drinking heavily.

Well, since I'm at work until 6 am, basically the drunkest I can get is by spinning around in my office chair really fast about 50 times. That's always good for a buzz.... Anything for real, and I get escorted off site by Security if they notice... I don't have any prescribed pain meds right now, so anything like that would be against corporate rules... I do however have access to all the free Tylenol or Motrin I can handle...
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07-03-2011 at 12:16 AM.
07-03-2011 at 12:16 AM.
Quote from MikeBear :
Well, since I'm at work until 6 am, basically the drunkest I can get is by spinning around in my office chair really fast about 50 times. That's always good for a buzz.... Anything for real, and I get escorted off site by Security if they notice... I don't have any prescribed pain meds right now, so anything like that would be against corporate rules... I do however have access to all the free Tylenol or Motrin I can handle...
Bummer, Dude! Well, at least you can maybe knock the pain out with the free stuff and then you won't waste your booze on it when you get home. laugh out loud
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07-03-2011 at 12:30 AM.
07-03-2011 at 12:30 AM.
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DNC
07-04-2011 at 02:41 AM.
07-04-2011 at 02:41 AM.
/me is bored.
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07-04-2011 at 02:19 PM.
07-04-2011 at 02:19 PM.
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/me is bored.
It's Independence Day. Go out and blow something up.

You could come over to my place but I'm just doing a bunch of filing and cleaning.
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DNC
07-04-2011 at 09:56 PM.
07-04-2011 at 09:56 PM.
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It's Independence Day. Go out and blow something up.

You could come over to my place but I'm just doing a bunch of filing and cleaning.
I walked to the park to watch the city fireworks woot
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07-04-2011 at 10:12 PM.
07-04-2011 at 10:12 PM.
def taking tylenol pm tonight. want to sleep in. worked 37 of the last 40 days and have the next 3 off Smilie
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