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I'm getting a Vasectomy next week!!
August 18, 2011 at
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Limited OT, please.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
Okay.......I'm getting snipped.
My GF's okay with it, but I'm kinda concerned how I break it to my little rich and cranky Grammy that the line will now end with me. I'm 40 and she still thinks any minute I'm going to get married and produce an heir. Hate to tell her but no little future Jon Boy nor Angus will ever appear in this lifetime. My sister has two children ( one boy and one girl ) but because they don't have the family surname, my Grandmother pretty much thinks they don't really count. She thinks we're all blue bloods and therefore "special" and already has big plans for my future MALE offspring. ( baby girls would be pampered but basically ignored, of course ).
Now isn't that special?
Any ideas how I can tell my Grandmother ( after the surgery, of course, as she'll try to put a stop to it if she knows ahead of time ) without endangering my life, my peace, and of course, despite my lame protestations of not wanting it, my eventual huge inheritance? I wouldn't put it past her to have me committed, pay the doctor off, or her feign a stroke or heart attack to stop me, so I prefer to tell her when it's a done deal.
Also, has anybody here had a vasectomy and could maybe give me some assurance that it's not really all that painful or dangerous and that ( big ) Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs will all still work correctly?
Discuss.
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And I bought my fuzzy alarm clock because it purrs, okay!
When I start to see anything fuzzy on the toilet I know it is past due for a cleaning.
I know better than to ask him about stuff like that.
I have no idea what DH does. He has his own bathroom, and I don't even wanna go in there.
Umm... I'm scared to know how long it's been since you've cleaned your toilet, but at the same time, oddly curious as to how much accumulated filth on a toilet would render it "not worth cleaning."
Why do we have to put the seat down? Why can't you put the seat up when you're done?
Women are totally illogical
So in our house, regardless if you're male or female, you have to open the toilet to use it, and close it when you're done.
Is that a completely illogical arrangement?
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Now that I think about it, I think we might have to change how we do that. I'm currently toilet-training our cats in the guest bathroom. I guess we'll have to leave the lid open on that one. But the seat will have to be down, because the sides of just the bowl are too thin for a cat to stand on.
Now that I think about it, I think we might have to change how we do that. I'm currently toilet-training our cats in the guest bathroom. I guess we'll have to leave the lid open on that one. But the seat will have to be down, because the sides of just the bowl are too thin for a cat to stand on.
Like I said earlier...totally illogical
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Like I said earlier...totally illogical
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