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NC Marriage Amendment

2,651 476 May 8, 2012 at 08:40 AM
I went to the poll today to cast my vote on the NC Marriage Amendment [politico.com]. As expected, there were a lot of lesbians against the amendment standing outside the polling place. None of them were hot. Not one. Just a whole bunch of greying, shabbily dressed, hairy legged women with signs. It seems like the lesbian community could have put on a much better display to influence public opinion outside the polls.

No lipstick. No kissing. All in all a big disappointment. Frown
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SnakePlisken
05-08-2012 at 08:47 AM.
05-08-2012 at 08:47 AM.
there would be no need for them to be lesbians if they were decent enough lookin to find a man, but thanks for you observation captain obvious
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Terrell
05-08-2012 at 08:55 AM.
05-08-2012 at 08:55 AM.
Why should lesbians have to be "hot" in your opinion, to be able to marry the mutually consenting woman of their choice?
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05-08-2012 at 08:58 AM.
05-08-2012 at 08:58 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
there would be no need for them to be lesbians if they were decent enough lookin to find a man, but thanks for you observation captain obvious
All lesbians and gays are ugly cast-outs from society, right?

Oh. Oh wait.

I've known as many ass-ugly straight people as I have ass-ugly gays and lesbians. Looks really doesn't play into it (unless you're a sorority chick and want more attention at the local frat bar).

That said, I had to laugh at the dichotomy of the original post, and the two (so far) comments. Guess it isn't that obvious to everyone.
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05-08-2012 at 09:22 AM.
05-08-2012 at 09:22 AM.
Quote from BigBananaMess :
I went to the poll today to cast my vote on the NC Marriage Amendment [politico.com]. As expected, there were a lot of lesbians against the amendment standing outside the polling place. None of them were hot. Not one. Just a whole bunch of greying, shabbily dressed, hairy legged women with signs. It seems like the lesbian community could have put on a much better display to influence public opinion outside the polls.

No lipstick. No kissing. All in all a big disappointment. Frown
Oh I'm sure you find enough images elsewhere to fill your spank bank in time for your date tonight.
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chevvy
05-08-2012 at 09:24 AM.
05-08-2012 at 09:24 AM.
Quote from Terrell :
Why should lesbians have to be "hot" in your opinion, to be able to marry the mutually consenting woman of their choice?

Because ugly people shouldn't breed. Duh! Crazy
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SnakePlisken
05-08-2012 at 09:44 AM.
05-08-2012 at 09:44 AM.
Quote from noobhammer :
All lesbians and gays are ugly cast-outs from society, right?

Oh. Oh wait.

I've known as many ass-ugly straight people as I have ass-ugly gays and lesbians. Looks really doesn't play into it (unless you're a sorority chick and want more attention at the local frat bar).

That said, I had to laugh at the dichotomy of the original post, and the two (so far) comments. Guess it isn't that obvious to everyone.
then you should have no problem with puttin together a list of all the beautiful lesbians? how about let's keepin this simple, name just 1
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BigBananaMess
05-08-2012 at 09:53 AM.
05-08-2012 at 09:53 AM.
Quote from Terrell :
Why should lesbians have to be "hot" in your opinion, to be able to marry the mutually consenting woman of their choice?
The lesbians showed up solely to influence public opinion at the polling place. One final pitch as the voter walks in the door. It is a question of effectiveness.

A couple of hotties in red lipstick and tight skirts would have every man shouting "I LOVE lesbians!" as he walked in to vote. And would have undoubtedly influenced a lot of last minute decisions.

A bunch of grey haired women in baggy shirts and jeans shouting "We hope you vote against the amendment." doesn't make nearly the same impression nor carry the same influence.
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BigBananaMess
05-08-2012 at 09:56 AM.
05-08-2012 at 09:56 AM.
Quote from Count_Chocula :
then you should have no problem with puttin together a list of all the beautiful lesbians? how about let's keepin this simple, name just 1
Portia de Rossi [wikipedia.org]. Wow, that was easy.
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TigerStar
05-08-2012 at 10:16 AM.
05-08-2012 at 10:16 AM.
Autumn lives in NC?
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emelvee
05-08-2012 at 10:19 AM.
05-08-2012 at 10:19 AM.
Quote from BigBananaMess :
As expected, there were a lot of lesbians against the amendment standing outside the polling place. None of them were hot. Not one. Just a whole bunch of greying, shabbily dressed, hairy legged women with signs.
Quote from TigerStar :
Autumn lives in NC?
I didn't know she was a lesbian.
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TigerStar
05-08-2012 at 10:21 AM.
05-08-2012 at 10:21 AM.
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I didn't know she was a lesbian.
I wonder who drew her sign for her.
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Frogstar
05-08-2012 at 10:23 AM.
05-08-2012 at 10:23 AM.
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Because ugly people shouldn't breed. Duh! Crazy
Wouldn't that mean you support gay marriage?
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SnakePlisken
05-08-2012 at 10:24 AM.
05-08-2012 at 10:24 AM.
Quote from TigerStar :
I wonder who drew her sign for her.
probably found some man to do it like all the others?
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emelvee
05-08-2012 at 10:26 AM.
05-08-2012 at 10:26 AM.
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I wonder who drew her sign for her.
Is this her husband?

She really married up.
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