RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

Yer so observant, But ya didn't say how many camel toes there are.

Sister got a Care Credit card. It works for the vet and any medical. No interest for 6 months and reasonable rates. She pays it off in the 6 months so theres no interest. It helps for emergencies. Next time its paid down shes having laser eye surgery with it! No fee if you dont use it either

I had to look that word up...... you guys know Im the slow one around here

I don't blame her, If I spent $900 on a cat I'd have to be on Valium and want to kill everyone too.

Its a word ALL women with tight pants should know!!!


Yeah.... only thing is, its the cat on the valium!!!!

I had to reread that, i thought she was having laser eye surgery done on her cat.

No Camels with cuchini. Watch me make a camel disappear!!! Fantastic magic!!!

those tight pants were for when i was younger and "out & about"omg:

I had to reread that, i thought she was having laser eye surgery done on her cat.

Sproks out. may bbl hago

Good Morning FF

DABS

JAK

Got this email from a friend

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL
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> STATE OF MICHIGAN :
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> SITUATION..
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> While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.
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> For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
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> "There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
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> "There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it....waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby.
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> "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
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> DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON 'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
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> Oh yea, about the EGGS:
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> "IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK YOUR CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPERS AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY, AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
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> THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.
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> THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
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> Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic being used. Please be safe.
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> Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND BE AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME THE VICTIM.
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> WARNING # 3:
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> Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.
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> It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.
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> Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called,112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.
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> Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.
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> I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, "Dialing Emergency Number."
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> Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place.
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> *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about "Dialing, 112"
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> You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.
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> This applies to ALL 50 states
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> PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE....
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Very good advice. MOst people dont realize unmarked police cars do not do traffic stops!!! They are usually part of a team and follow only. It is dangerous for them to pull over cars since most of the people they deal with are major drug dealers or other hard crimes that require stealth. Patrol cars do traffic stops unless its an extreme case like your dog is tied to your bumper. My brother is a cop and has warned me never to pull over for them since if you dont pul over for a legitimate police officer they will call for backup with a marked car. Pull over for them and explain! They will understand! DONT run or speed,just get to a safe place with lots of people.
Unmarked cars are more for watching and stealth, thats why theyre unmarked. It is important to call the police as soon as possible since if you get away they will find another target and you could save that person!
Also something my brother also told me is when you get a call from sherrifs association or others claiming to raise funds for downed troupers or to support state police, DONT!!! They do not call asking! If a trouper is hurt and needs money a fund may be set up but most states have laws against soliciting and if you want to contribute do it directly. Remember they have insurance that pays for everything if theyre hurt on the job.and their widows are well cared for! Life insurance plus funeral and life long pension, 50% off mortgage, education for the kids and insurance for the kids and widow! They need more emotional support than someone using their dead husbands name to raise money for their own pockets! Some give a portion to the widow but take a huge cut! Be nice to show up and just mow the lawn or ask if she needs anything done around the house!

Rough evening, morning getting better....

One of my kittens,Petey, went from having a little cough to severe respiratory distress last night...Had to rush him to vet.

Put in oxygen, fluids, etc....he was doing a bit better when I left...talked to vet this morning and seems even better this morning. He was getting ready to take him out of oxygen and see how he does.

Blood work and tests aren't showing anything conclusive, a little off on a liver test. He's gonna call later this afternoon to let me know how he does off the oxygen and what the situation is.

Just hoping to get the little sh*t home with his brother soon. Petey is the white face.

Since I've been down for the count for the past 5 days, I figured I'd better check on my pepper plants. Expected to see them drooped and weeds making an appearance. Wasn't bad at all, but they seem to be at a stand still. I split planting up over a month to spread the harvest.... the little guys have some catching up to do !!! I'll have to talk to them about that

Kim must of been out there covering for you while you've been sick.....not a weed to be seen.

Looks GOOD!