RETIRED The Vviles world of LLAMANIA Thread

:mexican judo:

I just realized I work with a guy with the last name Herman

"paging Mr. Herman"

Lady Wiles, line two . . .

Ahhhh!!!! I'm breaking out in hives

Festy, use witch hazel - it helps with the itching. And take a Benadryl for the swelling.

I must be dating the wrong kind of guys. I don't think I have ever been on a date that cost more then $50. (maybe I'm just a cheap date )

My mom told me that in Mexico there's a place people go and that they hit themselves to punish themselves for their sins. Weird

And I hope it's a heavy breather

Hey, I'm a total cheapskate and even I have spent several times that much on numerous occasions. I'm not into the drinking and bar-hopping thing, but I do like doing the occasionally dressy event with a fancy dinner and an elaborate stage musical or something like that. (Big fan of Les Miserables, for example.)

Though there was one woman I was involved with who made a great cheap date because she was such an incredibly picky eater that there was no need for me to order anything for myself. By the time she'd picked everything she wouldn't eat out of her dinner, it was plenty to make a full dinner for me.



That is weird. Why not just do it at home? That'd be a lot more convenient and you wouldn't mess up your seatcovers on the drive home.



That would be me right now. Finally scraped together a spare moment to hit the gym. Seems like things have been keeping me busy nonstop for a couple of weeks at this point.


Just talked to a producer who'd asked me if I'd do a stunt that involved falling out of a tree and getting hanged. I suggested that would be all-around safer and easier to do with someone about 2/3rds my size (which describes most stuntpeople). They say, "they bigger they are, the harder they fall"--and I can tell you from personal experience that it's true. Unless you really need someone my size and shape for the job, why not make things easier on yourself? (And the tree.)

I don't double people, anyway. It's tough enough for me to find my own wardrobe. Trying to match what someone else is wearing...and locate it in my size is just making life tough for yourself.

But at least I'm a guy. Female stuntpeople often have to do the stunts in costumes that don't leave any room for padding or protective gear. Even if they are half my size, that concrete is still pretty hard stuff to land on--especially when you have to land in exactly the same way on exactly the same body parts ten times or more in a row until the director is satisfied that he has everything he needs.

Oh ok, yea I don't need or plan on getting one, but jw since the reference came up.

yea I understand... I was curious too and asked.. that's how I know.

A few years ago, some guy had a blog about his trip to vegas.. he didn't gamble, but he blew his life savings on hookers in a week Now, his life savings was like 7,000 but that's a lot of paid sex over a week . lol.. It was pretty funny, he wrote a lot about the experience.. It had valuable tips like "don't chose the hottest girl there, she will most likely be the most frigid and least fun.".. He recommended chosing a girl that got return business because she was eager to please, not looks..

Again, I've never been to one, but fun to hear about people's experiences..

TP should find an aging hooker with a heart of gold to take her time with him and teach him the ways of love all night long
Like pretty woman 20 years later if she never met Richard Gere.

Well, since TP is eventually going to marry a nice Chineese girl, I think he needs to do something exotic and memorable for him.. Maybe a blonde from Russia or Eukraine?