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My mailman keeps moving my trash can

26,675 2,340 August 13, 2012 at 08:21 AM in Help
I live at the dead end of a narrow lane. The garbage truck has to back down to get to me b/c there's no room for them to turn around.

I leave my trash out on Mondays. The can sits about six feet in front of my mailbox. There aren't a lot of other places to put it where I can still get into/out of my driveway + the garbagemen can still see the can. Any further up the lane and it blocks my neighbor's driveway. The other side of the lane is overgrown & the two times I've tried leaving it there, they either didn't see it or ignored it (either way it wasn't emptied).

My mailman is very lazy & doesn't like to get out of his truck. On multiple occasions he's rammed my trash can, knocking it over, dragging it around my driveway, etc. I know it's him but had no concrete proof until today.

I pointed my home security cameras out the window and watched as he rammed the trash can, shoving it back several feet. I'd left him a note in my mailbox asking him to stop doing this and informing him that I'd set up my cameras to record such incidents.

He jumped around angrily for a while, then moved his truck and put my trash can back close to where it had been. Then he took pictures of it from four angles and wrote me what I assume is a very nasty note.

This guy has on past occasions left me other notes. Once when I parked too close to my own mailbox in my own driveway he wrote me a long-winded screed about how federal law mandates I leave so much space in front of the box, etc. I can't wait to see what this note says.

Anyway I didn't get good clips of him doing all of this b/c I'm new to recording stuff on these cameras. I have him taking his pictures and I have his mail truck in front of my mailbox with the trash can not there. Next week for sure I'll have figured out the procedure and get the entire thing but... I'm wondering if there are other ways to approach this.

The asshole in me says to get rid of the mailbox altogether & put a mail slot in my front door. That way he'd have to get out of his truck every damned day instead of just on Mondays. I can't really move the mailbox right now but I'll have a fence built eventually and may move it then.

More info about this guy: one Saturday when I was working in my garden & had a pile of yard waste set out for a scheduled pickup, he came by to deliver my mail and I guess the bags were in his way (honestly - I could've driven around them to line up with the mailbox but I guess he couldn't/didn't want to). So he got out and kicked the bags of several times. He didn't know I was in the garden. I wish I'd confronted him then but all I could do was stare at him throwing this tantrum like a little kid. He also drives like a maniac, coming down the lane at like 40mph and taking a really wide turn to come up to my mailbox. He backs up so fast he throws gravel everywhere most of the time, in addition to the other asshole stuff he does like moving my trash can around (one time he hauled it all the way into the middle of my front yard).

I'd like to complain to his supervisors too but I'm not sure it would do any good? I hardly get any important mail but I'd hate to jeopardize anything. Plus some shippers only send USPS... part of me says "get a PO box and be done with it" but part of me also wants to WIN this war.

What to do?

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Iaaaiws
08-13-2012 at 04:06 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:06 PM.
Sounds like a reasonable and pleasant fellow.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
08-13-2012 at 04:09 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:09 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm glad he brought that up, actually. Got me out of the stale "call his supervisor" state of mind & back into more... creative solutions.

I have a plan.

In any case, here's the note he left me:

Sounds like a written confession to me.

Call the cops because some dude in a blue uniform is vandalizing your trash can continuously.
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veritablequandary
08-13-2012 at 04:10 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:10 PM.
Step 1: never do what they expect you to do.

My mailbox tomorrow will contain the following:



+ one bottle of water.

I haven't decided yet whether I'll write (in very small letters at the very bottom of the bag) "For the night is dark and full of terrors." Probably not though. I need to avoid being arrested or imprisoned too early in this campaign.
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calistyle
08-13-2012 at 04:10 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:10 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm glad he brought that up, actually. Got me out of the stale "call his supervisor" state of mind & back into more... creative solutions.

I have a plan.

In any case, here's the note he left me:

Roll I'm surprised he provided you with a handwritten admission to "ramming" your trash can. Save that note. Thumbup
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veritablequandary
08-13-2012 at 04:13 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:13 PM.
Quote from Iaaaiws :
Sounds like a reasonable and pleasant fellow.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
Sounds like a written confession to me.

Call the cops because some dude in a blue uniform is vandalizing your trash can continuously.
Quote from calistyle :
Roll I'm surprised he provided you with a handwritten admission to "ramming" your trash can. Save that note. Thumbup
I know. This is going to be too much fun.

I'll only say this much and no more right now: the domain heymisterpostman.com was available.

Couldn't watch that at work. Wow! At least dude took all the evidence. I'm sure the resident got home and was all Scratchhead LMAO
Quote from BuffaloBillius :
Fill that puppy with sand or cement

OR, coat the can with a strong adhesive, so it sticks to the mail truck.

BTW, is this you? [funtechtalk.com]
Roll That's not me but I might contact that person!
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emelvee
08-13-2012 at 04:14 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:14 PM.
Quote from Maleficent :
Are all forty thousand of your pun threads busted?
This isn't a pun thread. Big Grin

Plus, you can't count. Either that or some of my pun threads have been deleted. Sadwalk
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menace33
08-13-2012 at 04:48 PM.
08-13-2012 at 04:48 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm glad he brought that up, actually. Got me out of the stale "call his supervisor" state of mind & back into more... creative solutions
He sounds hard headed and disrespectful of a person's private property and/or personal items. Killing him with kindness more than likely will have him thinking you're a sucka. I'd wax maniacal with the supervisor so much that Mr Postman would feel this second @sshole ripped from front to back through his supervisor.

And perhaps this could be a small legal matter. Regardless of whether you report it to the police or not, they don't have to know that. He shouldn't be admittedly ramming anything that is yours with govt property which is what that mail truck represents.
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marg_fan
08-13-2012 at 05:02 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:02 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
I'm glad he brought that up, actually. Got me out of the stale "call his supervisor" state of mind & back into more... creative solutions.

I have a plan.
Glad I could remind you who you are VQ. I'll start collecting bail money. One thing though, is federal bail typically higher than state/local bail?

As for the rest, I didn't know. Please let me know if I should be sorry and/or happy for you.

Quote from emelvee :
This isn't a pun thread. Big Grin

Plus, you can't count. Either that or some of my pun threads have been deleted. Sadwalk
Nah, I'm sure it took you some time to figure out being "creative" with thread tags worked to pad your post count. Wink
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08-13-2012 at 05:22 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:22 PM.
Quote from marg_fan :
Glad I could remind you who you are VQ. I'll start collecting bail money. One thing though, is federal bail typically higher than state/local bail?

As for the rest, I didn't know. Please let me know if I should be sorry and/or happy for you.
Thanks I'm having fun already.

As for the rest, I Dontknow either. Apparently right now I'm supposed to learn to be alone. Truth be told, since my sophomore year of college I've never lived on my own until now. I have a sneaking suspicion that when I finally get my house in order, someone will appear. Or not. I'm trying to trust that God has a plan for me and I just hope that it includes someone to share my life with.
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08-13-2012 at 05:23 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:23 PM.
subscribed..Whee
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PaintTheSkyGrey
08-13-2012 at 05:26 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:26 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Thanks I'm having fun already.

As for the rest, I Dontknow either. Apparently right now I'm supposed to learn to be alone. Truth be told, since my sophomore year of college I've never lived on my own until now. I have a sneaking suspicion that when I finally get my house in order, someone will appear. Or not. I'm trying to trust that God has a plan for me and I just hope that it includes someone to share my life with.
Well, you have RJ at 40, don't you? There's always that!
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08-13-2012 at 05:28 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:28 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
Well, you have Autumn at 40, don't you? There's always that!
Sick

You looking for more special PMs or something? Mad Mad Mad

Plus if I don't sort out this nonsense with the mailman now, how can I count on receiving my mail-order bride in good working order & a timely manner? Annoyed
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08-13-2012 at 05:31 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:31 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Sick

You looking for more special PMs or something? Mad Mad Mad

Plus if I don't sort out this nonsense with the mailman now, how can I count on receiving my mail-order bride in good working order & a timely manner? Annoyed
I EDITED IT. I got my females confused!
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08-13-2012 at 05:35 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:35 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I EDITED IT. I got my females confused!
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I'll let them exact revenge for that one. TS has had enough horror for one week anyway.

I wasn't kidding about the pics of penile fracture surgery... SOON...
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emelvee
08-13-2012 at 05:56 PM.
08-13-2012 at 05:56 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Thanks I'm having fun already.

As for the rest, I Dontknow either. Apparently right now I'm supposed to learn to be alone. Truth be told, since my sophomore year of college I've never lived on my own until now. I have a sneaking suspicion that when I finally get my house in order, someone will appear. Or not. I'm trying to trust that God has a plan for me and I just hope that it includes someone to share my life with.
You've got a special purpose!

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