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RETIRED Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm
October 16, 2010 at
01:35 PM
Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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I sent them a message on facebook but they never answered
I noticed everyone on 1st 2 pages get 100's of votes one day
someone was playing around
I explained my friends voted everyday but how the vote counts got so high had to be someone cheating even with my votes
I'm sure they wont give it to any of the top people
Thanks for keeping up
I thought it was over but seems to be accepting votes
IDK what to think
one typo in 20 years and you catch it
Gigg
Means What's up?, How are you?, What are you doing?
1. Hey, what's your gigg?
2. Not much, just chillin'
close up of the flower
it's a possed Rose of Sharone Stone
looks like hibiscus
Gigg
Means What's up?, How are you?, What are you doing?
1. Hey, what's your gigg?
2. Not much, just chillin'
it's a possed Rose of Sharone Stone
looks like hibiscus
I sent them a message on facebook but they never answered
I noticed everyone on 1st 2 pages get 100's of votes one day
someone was playing around
I explained my friends voted everyday but how the vote counts got so high had to be someone cheating even with my votes
I'm sure they wont give it to any of the top people
Thanks for keeping up
I thought it was over but seems to be accepting votes
IDK what to think
then maybe it's possessed by Sharon Stone
the rule do say that vote alone won't determine the winner but the judges will pick the best story
if I read that before submitting I would have embellished
FORREST GUMP GOES TO HEAVEN
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
He is at the Pearly Gates , met by St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed,
And Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, 'Well, Forrest,
It is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you.
I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast,
And we have been administering
An entrance examination for everyone.
The test is short, but you have to
Pass it before you can get into Heaven.'
Forrest responds, 'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.
But nobody ever told me about any entrance
Exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
Life was a big enough test As it was.'
St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I
Know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
First:
What two days of the week
Begin with the letter T?
Second:
How many seconds are there in a year?
Third:
What is God's first name?'
Forrest leaves to think the questions over.
He returns the next day and sees St. Peter, who waves him up, and
Says, 'Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over,
Tell me your answers.'
Forrest replied, "Well the First one -- which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
The Saint's eyes opened wide and
He exclaimed, 'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but you do
Have a point, and I guess I did not specify, so I will give you credit
For that answer. How about the next one?' asked St. Peter.
'How many seconds in a year ?
Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, 'but I thunk and thunk about
That, and I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
Astounded, St. Peter said, 'Twelve?
Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds In a year?'
Forrest replied, 'Shucks, there's
Got to be twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd... '
'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.
'I see where you are going with this, and I see your point,
Though that was not quite what I had in mind....but I will have to give
You credit for that one, too.
Let us go on with the third and final question.
Can you tell me God's first name'?
'Sure,' Forrest replied,
'it's Andy.'
'Andy?' exclaimed an exasperated
And frustrated St Peter .
'Ok, I can understand how you
Came up with your answers to my first two questions,
But just how in the
World did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?'
'Shucks, that was the easiest
One of all,' Forrest replied. 'I learnt it from the song,
ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.'
St.Peter opened the Pearly Gates,
And said: 'Run, Forrest, run.'
the rule do say that vote alone won't determine the winner but the judges will pick the best story
if I read that before submitting I would have embellished
...
I sent them a message on facebook but they never answered
I noticed everyone on 1st 2 pages get 100's of votes one day
someone was playing around
I explained my friends voted everyday but how the vote counts got so high had to be someone cheating even with my votes
I'm sure they wont give it to any of the top people
Thanks for keeping up
I thought it was over but seems to be accepting votes
IDK what to think
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if I read that before submitting I would have embellished
...
whoever was askin `bout Skinny Cow coups.. my first one arrived today.. I won it way before the DVD that I received a month ago.. so.. they are making their way out.. hang in there..
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