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Her husbands text said this:
1. I didn't want the girls there to begin with. I fought with my sister last week, because I told her I didn't want the girls to be at the reception. They were the only kids there. It was an adult function and they were bored to death.
2. I sent the girls home with my parents because I didn't have a car. My car was still at the church. If I would have left early my sister would have been pissed. And I had been drinking so even if I had my car, I couldn't drive.
3. I wasn't sucking face. We were standing on the edge of the dance floor watching the band. Yes there were short, sweet kisses. It's not like we were sticking our tongues down each other throats.
4. I have no clue how I was stealing attention from their wedding.
5. fark it!
I'm generalizing here. It goes without saying that you're a shitty parent if you teach your kids how to shoot heroin or something.
Just so I can be certain, you understand.
You know when TS gets scared when I offer to PM him? It was that kind of link. I'm pretty sure it came from r/spacedicks. I'm not proud. I just really hope she didn't actually follow it...
I'm generalizing here. It goes without saying that you're a shitty parent if you teach your kids how to shoot heroin or something.
Here's an important online dating tip boys & girls.
When you want to paste a link to a song into a message you're sending to a nice girl with whom you've been having a nice conversation: double-check the farking link and make sure it isn't actually some horrible disgusting porno instead!
This concludes VQ's online dating tips for today.
(she hasn't responded, my only hope is that she's actually into it, I did send her a quick follow-up saying "don't click that! here's the right link" but I suspect I won't be meeting this girl anytime soon)
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You know when TS gets scared when I offer to PM him? It was that kind of link. I'm pretty sure it came from r/spacedicks. I'm not proud. I just really hope she didn't actually follow it...
Not me. I'm awesome.
I went over there and shot the shit with them for a few minutes and then the owner of the place named Wayne got up to take a leak. Everyone else there was wasted and sounded a lot like the guys on Moonshiners. These weren't country boys. They were rednecks.
Wayne came and sat back down next to me on the Ford Bronco bench seat in front of the fire and proceeded to have a heart attack. To make a long story short, i ran back home, got my phone to call 911, ran back, made him lay down, massaged his heart and kept him breathing, stayed on with 911, kept him conscious, and threw him in to the back of the ambulance when they finally came half an hour later. I don't know if he's going to make it, but he made it on my watch.
He was in bad shape. He works 7 days a week, and the only thing he could say was "i'm leaving this world the same way i came in to it: working!" He didn't say much after that. He couldn't breathe or talk.
WTF? I'm going to call the hospital in the morning and see how he's doing if he's still alive.
Really nice of you to help out like that.
Here's an important online dating tip boys & girls.
When you want to paste a link to a song into a message you're sending to a nice girl with whom you've been having a nice conversation: double-check the farking link and make sure it isn't actually some horrible disgusting porno instead!
This concludes VQ's online dating tips for today.
(she hasn't responded, my only hope is that she's actually into it, I did send her a quick follow-up saying "don't click that! here's the right link" but I suspect I won't be meeting this girl anytime soon)
Here's an important online dating tip boys & girls.
When you want to paste a link to a song into a message you're sending to a nice girl with whom you've been having a nice conversation: double-check the farking link and make sure it isn't actually some horrible disgusting porno instead!
This concludes VQ's online dating tips for today.
(she hasn't responded, my only hope is that she's actually into it, I did send her a quick follow-up saying "don't click that! here's the right link" but I suspect I won't be meeting this girl anytime soon)
No diet coke is a travesty. Even as a mixer???
I'd start online dating if guys would send me dirty porn links
VF prolly has clips that would make YOU
VF
Aloha! Waiting on Honalulu for flight to Hilo
TB
Your sis and her spouse are ingrates. I'd limit interaction with them as much as possible and no need to go to their level.
CHewy
Enjoy your whatever animal you are feasting on
It's not like that video I sent you, is it?
No diet coke is a travesty. Even as a mixer???
I'd start online dating if guys would send me dirty porn links
Yeah when they were talking about getting "so wasted" at other parties I was like "mmkay"
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