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My testicles are annoyingly itchy, have you ever had poison ivy on a sensitive area?
June 21, 2007 at
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I've become terribly allergic to poison ivy to the point where when I get a touch of it (like this) I have to get medication to take care of it because my body won't fight it on its own. I'd say of the last 5 times I have been to the hospital for something non-routine, 3-4 times are attributed to poison ivy. I can just brush up against it and it'll soon spread ~48 hours later ... doesn't bode well for my mediocre golf game.
While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).
Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).
Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
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I should have said, "Che dolor de mi testa."
I said, "Che dolor de mi teste."
I should have said, "Che dolor de mi testa."
I said, "Che dolor de mi teste."
By the way, long time no see...howdi
While landscaping around the yard this weekend, I must have gotten near a bunch of poison ivy and it started on my forehead (wiping my brow) and my eye (very annoying, puffy like a bad hangover), and has descended the to wonder nether region when I must have adjusted myself (sue me, I'm a guy).
Commence with the mockery, I'm providing you a golden chance to make "Rammy's balls are so itchy..." jokes until someone locks the thread. Begin.
I had a similar occurrence with a dried chili pepper... After eating it I didnt notice it still had some juice that remained on my hand.... I proceeded to scratch my ear, rub my eye and finally, "adjust" myself...
About 10 seconds afterward my ear began to burn.... My eye started hurting and burning as well.... It began to dawn on me what was happening, but it was too late....
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Buddy of mine stopped by today and he's like "What's wrong with your eye?" and I'm like "ran into poison ivy" and he's all like "c'mon just admit it, the wife has been beating you up again" and I'm all like "I'm getting older, I can't duck those frying pans like I used to, she cold cocked me one from the kitchen"
Buddy of mine stopped by today and he's like "What's wrong with your eye?" and I'm like "ran into poison ivy" and he's all like "c'mon just admit it, the wife has been beating you up again" and I'm all like "I'm getting older, I can't duck those frying pans like I used to, she cold cocked me one from the kitchen"
By the way, long time no see...howdi
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