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chevvy
05-24-2013 at 11:43 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:43 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
Attractive and Fat Crylol

FU A&F [cnn.com] Rock

What's wrong with that? Dontknow
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05-24-2013 at 11:44 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:44 AM.
Quote from vviles :
nod Iagree
See AG
F1 knows what to look for in a chick
bulb that's where i went wrong! i should have been looking for a chick!

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Time to invite super hottie for some Lust
oh yeah, sure...based on the way my life has gone over the last 10 months? let's see, i divorced an emotional shell of a man. then i fell in love with a guy 6 years younger than me who subsequently went to prison for 4 years. after that, i met a man almost twice my age who really really really liked me, had a lot of money, and was a great guy - he just wasn't the guy for me. then along came R, who was kinda awesome until i figured out why he's 37 years old and never had a relationship last longer than 6 months. oh, don't let me forget that time i invited GC over for dinner and failed to invite his WIFE. based on that embarrassing track record, i'm guessing the FedEx Super Hottie will either be gay or homeless.

Faint
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05-24-2013 at 11:46 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:46 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
bulb that's where i went wrong! i should have been looking for a chick!
Iagree

<--- clearly biased
Quote from AbbyGabby :
based on that embarrassing track record, i'm guessing the FedEx Super Hottie will either be gay or homeless.

Faint
It's not as bad as all that.

He could be an organ harvester.
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05-24-2013 at 11:46 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:46 AM.
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Coverlaugh
Not too hard, I hope?

TWSS
not nearly hard enough Sly

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Me

A great rack personality!
i'll take two please Smilie

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I don't think she's going to listen to us this time Lol2
smart frog laugh out loud
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05-24-2013 at 11:47 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:47 AM.
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One can only assume that next, it will start an electrical fire and burn down the house.

At that point it would cease to be funny.
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05-24-2013 at 11:50 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:50 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
not nearly hard enough Sly


i'll take two please Smilie
WheeWhee
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smart frog laugh out loud
I think I've reached my high point for the day. All downhill from here.
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At that point it would cease to be funny.
And then?
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05-24-2013 at 11:50 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:50 AM.
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Iagree

<--- clearly biased
wanna help me hunt search?

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It's not as bad as all that.

He could be an organ harvester.
should i tell all my dates that i'm an alcoholic (bad liver) who smokes 3 packs a day (bad lungs) and has a family history of heart disease (bad heart)? that should scare off all the dates who moonlight as Organ Harvesters. Dontknow

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And then?
NO AND THEN! Smack
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05-24-2013 at 11:52 AM.
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wanna help me hunt search?


should i tell all my dates that i'm an alcoholic (bad liver) who smokes 3 packs a day (bad lungs) and has a family history of heart disease (bad heart)? that should scare off all the dates who moonlight as Organ Harvesters. Dontknow
So you're just going to go full Costanza?
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05-24-2013 at 11:52 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:52 AM.
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Iagree

<--- clearly biased

It's not as bad as all that.

He could be an organ harvester.
Glass half full Rock
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05-24-2013 at 11:52 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:52 AM.
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wanna help me hunt search?
As good of an idea as having a blind dude be your getaway driver nod
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should i tell all my dates that i'm an alcoholic (bad liver) who smokes 3 packs a day (bad lungs) and has a family history of heart disease (bad heart)? that should scare off all the dates who moonlight as Organ Harvesters. Dontknow
Gotta work something in for the kidneys too.
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05-24-2013 at 11:53 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:53 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
bulb that's where i went wrong! i should have been looking for a chick!


oh yeah, sure...based on the way my life has gone over the last 10 months? let's see, i divorced an emotional shell of a man. then i fell in love with a guy 6 years younger than me who subsequently went to prison for 4 years. after that, i met a man almost twice my age who really really really liked me, had a lot of money, and was a great guy - he just wasn't the guy for me. then along came R, who was kinda awesome until i figured out why he's 37 years old and never had a relationship last longer than 6 months. oh, don't let me forget that time i invited GC over for dinner and failed to invite his WIFE. based on that embarrassing track record, i'm guessing the FedEx Super Hottie will either be gay or homeless.

Faint
Should have married the old guy and bought a pad at the beach Cloud9
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05-24-2013 at 11:54 AM.
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Should have married the old guy and bought a pad at the beach Cloud9

Iagree
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05-24-2013 at 11:55 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:55 AM.
This afternoon's song
Slow Like Honey [youtube.com]
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05-24-2013 at 11:59 AM.
05-24-2013 at 11:59 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
So you're just going to go full Costanza?
i have no idea what you mean. i'm guessing it's a Seinfeld reference.
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Gotta work something in for the kidneys too.
ah yes, i gave away one of my kidneys to a friend in need a few years back, and the only kidney i have left is taking a beating because of my excessive drinking nod
Quote from vviles :
Should have married the old guy and bought a pad at the beach Cloud9
i'm still friends with the old guy. he is closing on a house at the beach in July, and that house is less than a mile from where i'm gonna be staying this weekend. it's selling for $1.3 million. he just took a new job also, and he'll be opening the Wilmington branch of that company later this year. seriously.
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05-24-2013 at 12:00 PM.
05-24-2013 at 12:00 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
This afternoon's song
Slow Like Honey [youtube.com]
I got it confused with Jesus and Mary Chain til I clicked


Would you bang Fiona Apple?
Crazy Fiona like in Criminal or the bus tour pot bust

Quote from AbbyGabby :
i have no idea what you mean. i'm guessing it's a Seinfeld reference.

ah yes, i gave away one of my kidneys to a friend in need a few years back, and the only kidney i have left is taking a beating because of my excessive drinking nod

i'm still friends with the old guy. he is closing on a house at the beach in July, and that house is less than a mile from where i'm gonna be staying this weekend. it's selling for $1.3 million. he just took a new job also, and he'll be opening the Wilmington branch of that company later this year. seriously.
Spread 'em!
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