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Autumn please

184 185 May 9, 2013 at 09:01 PM in Chat
Hi Autumn--

The horses are on the track with bacon. And we can get to the bottom line without any interference.

Ryan

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Last Edited by calistyle May 10, 2013 at 12:26 PM

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chevvy
05-10-2013 at 11:25 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:25 AM.
Quote from rayzac :
Agreed.
Don't pretend like you don't like it, you big, big man you. Wink
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05-10-2013 at 11:26 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:26 AM.
Quote from chewspam :
Ooooooooooh. Well I don't think men and women are equal so I don't hit women. That's the only way I know how to compel someone.
Maybe he's after a Cyrano de Bergerac kind of thing?
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chevvy
05-10-2013 at 11:28 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:28 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Maybe he's after a Cyrano de Bergerac kind of thing?

I don't think he's up to that level of reading yet.
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ryan1012
05-10-2013 at 11:29 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:29 AM.
Hi Frog, You want to help?
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05-10-2013 at 11:35 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:35 AM.
Quote from ryan1012 :
Hi Frog, You want to help?
Maybe I could introduce you to Autumn's husband? Dontknow
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05-10-2013 at 11:37 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:37 AM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Maybe I could introduce you to Autumn's husband? Dontknow

Wow, perhaps that could happen, jump away froggie?
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LordOfChaos
05-10-2013 at 11:37 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:37 AM.
Quote from ryan1012 :
Help me with Autumn,,,,,,that is alll
Ok ok ok...

I will TRY to help! Damn lounge... dont stand in the way of true love!

First of all Autumn loves bacon and spiders. You need to appeal to both loves.

Go out and buy all the bacon you can manage... wrap it all over yourself. Then cover yourself in spiders! The bigger and hairier the better! Now you will have to man up a bit and serenade her. If you can play guitar thats a bonus, but if not I am sure she will swoon over a boom box over your head "Say Anything" style. But you must sing!

Finally! To show your love is not trumped by humility, you must post a video of it in the wiki of this thread for us all to see. We will laugh at you, but she will be yours!
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05-10-2013 at 11:39 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:39 AM.
Quote from ryan1012 :
Wow, perhaps that could happen, jump away froggie?
And I thought I was bad at picking up on subtlety Scratchchin
Quote from LordOfChaos :
Ok ok ok...

I will TRY to help! Damn lounge... dont stand in the way of true love!

First of all Autumn loves bacon and spiders. You need to appeal to both loves.

Go out and buy all the bacon you can manage... wrap it all over yourself. Then cover yourself in spiders! The bigger and hairier the better! Now you will have to man up a bit and serenade her. If you can play guitar thats a bonus, but if not I am sure she will swoon over a boom box over your head "Say Anything" style. But you must sing!

Finally! To show your love is not trumped by humility, you must post a video of it in the wiki of this thread for us all to see. We will laugh at you, but she will be yours!
Jolly good show, old chap! Clap
That should quite impress her.
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05-10-2013 at 11:45 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:45 AM.
Quote from LordOfChaos :
Ok ok ok...

I will TRY to help! Damn lounge... dont stand in the way of true love!

First of all Autumn loves bacon and spiders. You need to appeal to both loves.

Go out and buy all the bacon you can manage... wrap it all over yourself. Then cover yourself in spiders! The bigger and hairier the better! Now you will have to man up a bit and serenade her. If you can play guitar thats a bonus, but if not I am sure she will swoon over a boom box over your head "Say Anything" style. But you must sing!

Finally! To show your love is not trumped by humility, you must post a video of it in the wiki of this thread for us all to see. We will laugh at you, but she will be yours!
Fine, it is true love--unknown love, but love none the less. I have pounds of bacon and my spider sits on the shoulder right now. Love the Tarantula
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Schooby
05-10-2013 at 11:48 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:48 AM.
W T to the F?
Huh
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05-10-2013 at 11:49 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:49 AM.
Quote from Schooby :
W T to the F?
Huh
Yeah--wtf is right
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BostonGirl
05-10-2013 at 11:52 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:52 AM.
Shit just got weirder up in the lounge. Bigeye
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05-10-2013 at 11:53 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:53 AM.
Quote from BostonGirl :
Shit just got weirder up in the lounge. Bigeye
Ya know..I really didn't think it was possible...but it was. laugh out loud
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calistyle
05-10-2013 at 11:54 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:54 AM.
Quote from Schooby :
W T to the F?
Huh
Lol2
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05-10-2013 at 11:55 AM.
05-10-2013 at 11:55 AM.
Quote from Schooby :
Ya know..I really didn't think it was possible...but it was. laugh out loud
Same here, just when you think it can't get any stranger...this thread pops up. Facepalm
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