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November 7, 2007 at
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Toshiba Information Systems (UK) Ltd. Offshore Financial Manager
[Finance Admin Dept]
Your Ref: 2910/08/TF-ATW
2008 Toshiba UK Inc.: Introduces the position of an Offshore Financial
Manager. Your responsibility as an offshore financial manager is to process
payments from our customers. You do not need to travel to meet our Customers
or spend any money from your pocket to get this position, Please read below to
understand better.
The requirements for the candidates are:
-Being energetic, responsible, honest and industrious
-Being between the ages of 18-80 years old
-Having a few (1-2 hrs a day) to check your email
-Having a steady phone number
-Having an email
Once you are able to attribute yourself and meet all the above listed
requirements, you should probably then apply for our offered position. Our
company remains the most successful distributor of power equipments
manufactured by Toshiba. Recently our profit has increased so much, thus, we
decided to expand into the markets of United Kingdom and Canada. Your duties
as Offshore Financial Manager will be to receive payments through various
means from the customer in the nearest Region. You will process the payment
and send the money via Western Union or Money gram to one of our regional
trade missions or our partner regional branch in The World.
Our clients make our payments to us by Money Orders and Certified Bank Checks.
As soon as you have cash at hand, you are expected to deduct 10% commision,
which serves as your income, and wire the balance of 90% to one of our
regional trade missions or our partner regional branch in The World. (YOU
COULD EARN UP TO $900usd a WEEK OR MORE) Its real and legit and we have our
own way of verifying application information given to us to ascertain if its
genuine or otherwise.
NOTE: ALL CHARGES BY WESTERN UNION AND MONEY GRAM WILL BE HANDLED BY TOSHIBA
SERVICES, so when sending via western union or money gram, fees will be taken
from the balance of 90% which you are to wire to our Agents. Please if you are
interested forward the following info:
1, FULL NAME :
2, ADDRESS
3, CITY
4, ZIP CODE
5, STATE
6, PHONE #
7, AGE
8, SEX [M/F]
9, RACE [WHITE OR BLACK]
10, email address
Hoping to hear from you soon.
PH +44 (0) ***********
Email:*************@gmail.com
Managing Director
J**** *********
and mothers maiden name
Congratulations!!!
Wow no age discrimination there.
Oh, and do we ship the rest of the money to Lagos?
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Oh, and do we ship the rest of the money to Lagos?
Customer Service
Your Reference No
Your Batch No:2005SEPTL#22
OFFICIAL WINNING NOTICE.
I am pleased to inform you of the release of the results of the End Of Year
Sweepstakes promotion organized by my Microsoft, in conjunction with the foundation for
the promotion of software products, (F.P.S..) held this DECEMBER 2008,in The United
Kingdom. Where in your email address emerged as one of the online Winning emails in
the 2nd category and therefore attracted a cash award of $2.5 Million Dollars and a
Dell laptop.This lottery was also backed by Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
To begin your claim, do file for the release of your winning by contacting our Foreign
Transfer Manager:
Mr.Harrison Van Henrik
Tel:+44 702 4091 483
+44 702 4091 691
Fax:+44 702 4091 691
Email:[email protected]
The Microsoft Internet E-mail lottery Awards is sponsored by our CEO/Chairman, Bill
Gates and a consortium of software promotion companies. The Intel Group,Toshiba, Dell
Computers and other International Companies. The Microsoft internet E-mail draw is held
periodically and is organized to encourage the use of the Internet and promote computer
literacy worldwide.From the the foundation,Our belief that every life has equal value
is at the core of our work at the foundation. We follow 15 guiding principles, which
help define our approach to our philanthropic work, and employ an outstanding
leadership team to direct our strategies and grantmaking.
Congratulations!!
Sincerely,
Mrs.Hillary Vanderpool
Promotions Manager.
1999-2008 Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. All Rights Reserved.
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