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Official Funny Spam/Lottery Email Thread
November 7, 2007 at
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Wish you would have won it though..I get a rush from getting a good deal that I paid money for..
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract
inheritance file presently on my desk, and I found out that you have not
received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling
the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract /inheritance
payment.
Secondly, you are hereby advice to stop dealing with some non-officials in
the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to
receive your payment immediately. After the board meeting held at our
headquarters, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem, and
as you may know, we have arranged your payment through our SWIFT CARD
PAYMENT CENTRE in Europe, America and Asia Pacific, which is then
instruction given by our president, Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar Adua (GCFR)
Federal Republic of Nigeria.
This card centre will send you an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw
your money in an ATM MACHINE in any part of the world, but the maximum is
($5,00.00) Five Hundred Us Dollars per transaction. So, if you like to
receive your fund this way, $500 usd for you to withdraw for a day and
each transaction is $ 500usd minimum which you have to withdraw $500 usd
for one working day also be informed that the total amount in the SWIFT
ATM CARD is $1 million usd.
(1) Your Full Name:
(2) Your Address:
(3) Phone And Fax Number:
(4) Age and Occupation:
(5) Your Nearest International Air Port in your City of residence:
(6) Country:
We shall be expecting to receive your information you have stop any
further communication with anybody or office. On this regards, do not
hesitate to contact me for more details and direction, and also please do
update me with any new development.
Thanks for your co-operation.
Best Regards,
Mr Jim Ovia
Remittance Manager
Zenith Bank Of Nigeria
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Hello Dear.
Thanks for the interest in my house. I Mr Ted Slathar own the 3 bedroom Home and i also want you to know that it was due to my transfer that makes me and my wife leave the house so i want to give it out for rent thats why am looking for a responsible person that can take very good care of it,like his or her own.we are not after the money for the rent but we want it to be clean at all time and be taking good care of.
I pray that the person that will rent my house will takes it as if it were his or her own. So for now, We are here in west Africa,Nigeria our new house.we are having all the keys and all vital documents right here with us,we try to look for an agent that we can give this documents to before we left but could not see and also we are as well cautious about not wanting our house be used,any how out of our present that is why we took the keys and all documents along with us.
Me and my wife and our 15 years son are presently in West Africa working in an AIDS orphange with missionaries from our church.so i hope you will solicit us to take very good care of the house and maintain it and i will can be rest assured i finally found a caring one to take good care of our house.so get back to me on how you could take care of our house or perhaps experience you have in renting home. Hope you are okay with the price of $1000(per month) with hydro,heat laundry facilities,wacher,heat air condition and so on. I am looking forward to hear from you ASAP, below is the application form for you to fill and discuss on how to get the house for rent,
This is the address of the home below.
KINDLY COMFIRM YOUR INTEREST BY FILLING THE FORM BELOW
TENANT RENT APPLICATION FORMFIRST NAME: __________________
MIDDLE NAME: __________________
LAST NAME: __________________
PROFESSION: ________________
PHONE (____) __________ (CELL)
PHONE (____) __________ (WORK)
PHONE (____) __________ (HOME)
MARITAL STATUS: _________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
PRESENT ADDRESS: ___________________________
CITY: _______________
STATE: ______________
ZIPCODE: ____________
HOW LONG? ___________IF RENTING
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING? _______________________________________________________________________
CURRENT RENT: _______
PREVIOUS ADDRESS: ___________________________
CITY: ________________
STATE: _______________
ZIPCODE: _____________
HOW LONG? ____________ IF RENTING,APARTMENT.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE? _______________________________________________________________________
PREVIOUS RENT: _______
IF THIS APARTMENT IS BEING GIVEN TO YOU,
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______________
*PETS*
IF YOU HAVE A PET,
NAME OF PET: ______________
KIND OF PETS: _____________
WEIGHT: ___________________
HABITS
DO YOU SMOKE? ______________
DO YOU DRINK? ______________
DO YOU WORK LATE NIGHT? ___
Looking forward to hear from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file incase of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you.Await your soonest response so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys to you,please we are giving you all this base on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that,we have not seen yet.am only putting everything into Gods hand,so please do not let us down with this our property and God bless you more as you do all this.you can call me on my private phone.+2347066600771 so we can talk on phone.
Regards.
IDK whetehr to
Sgt.Perry Rice
Sounds great doesn't it. The only problem I had with the offer was that it was a three year loan at the amazing interest rate of 30.99%. Hell, the default interest rates (I'm not in default) on my credit cards are around 25.99%. I didn't know rates could get worse than credit cards other than loan sharking.
I get the letters because of a loan for a furnace that is at 9.99% through them from the company that installed it.
I'll get right on refinancing my 10% loan for one that runs at 31%.
somebody wanna play him on email
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HELLO...
Wednesday, March 3, 2010 9:51 AM
From:
"Sarah Gold" <[email protected]>
To:
undisclosed-recipients
Hello,
Please i know my email come to you unexpected,help me if you are in the possition of help about late father consignment. My name is Sarah Gold i am 17 years old i am from liberia and i am living in refugee camp in ghana now because of the war that happen in our country some times ago and my father told me that he have 200kg of diamond and 300kg of gold that inside the boxes of consigment and some family valuable goods that he deposited with security company.
I really need your urgent help because Mrs. Ruby Robinson who live in America promise to help me receive this consignment last year but when the security company want to deliver this consignment to him last year after the security company agent arrive to america to deliver my late father consignment to Mrs. Ruby Robinson, they told the security company agent that Mrs. Ruby Robinson has car accident two days before the security company agent arrive to America and Mrs. Ruby Robinson died. The security company agent cannot deliver my late father consignment to any body,the security company return my late father consignment back to Ghana,now are you the God sent to help me receive this consignment.please write back to me this is the document of this consignment here to show proof.
i know that you will help me receve my late father consignment.But i need to explain everything to you so that you will know best way to help me,see the document attach below that my late father give to me before he died. i want you to help me contact the security company manager and you will tell him that you are the beneficiary of the two trunk boxes that mr. Amos Gold my late father deposited with their security company.After the two trunk boxes is deliver to you, you will send me some money to come to you in your country and start a new life over there and i can also complete my education because my English is nor good, i want you to accept me as a member of your family and i will accept you as my father and mother since i did not have any father and mother.Please dont let my talent die in the refugee camp here because my dream is to be come a Doctor in future.
thank you very mch i wait email from you.
please Please send me your phone number so that i can talk to you or send you sms
Sarah Gold.
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If someone has time, Please email her your phone or SMS?
I almost cried after read the email.
How the hell did she get my email? I hate spam.