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Official Funny Spam/Lottery Email Thread
November 7, 2007 at
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one and committed to no one except myself. During this period of my life, I
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living life to the fullest. Then, you came into the picture, and all of a
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A little about me. I was born 30 DEC 1979.
I work as the manager in the insurance company.
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Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at
the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my
gratitude to you with the sum of $500.000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my
money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your
bank.
My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the
collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and
contact address of the Person with your Cheque is MR SHAWN BROWN, is as
follows.
COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT MR SHAWN BROWN
EMAIL: [email protected]
PHONE: +2348028382176
WEST AFRICA.
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects
which my self and my new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember
that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to
send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay.
Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is
from the bottom of my heart. Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Yours Faithfull
Mrs Rita Jones
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Private email: [email protected]
Greetings from Dubai,
This letter must come to you as a surprise, but I believe it is only a day that people meet and become great friends and business partners. I am Mr.Iman Al Ali, currently Head of Coporate affairs with a reputable bank here in U. A. E. I write you this proposal in good faith, believing that I can trust you with the information I am about to reveal to you. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.
On November 6, 2000, an Iraqi Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the CHEVRON PETROLEUM CORPORATION, Mr.Jack Farrer Powell made a (Fixed deposit) for 36 calendar months, valued at US$12,000,000.00 (Twelve Million United State Dollars only) in my bank and I happen to be his account officer before I was moved to my present position recently.
Upon maturity in 2003,as his account officer and as well the bank manger, it is my duty to notify him on the maturity date so I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but the letter was returned undelivered. After sometime, I tried sending back the letter,but it was again returned and finally I discovered from his contract employers, Chevron Petroleum Corporation that Mr.jack farrer powell died as a result of torture in the hand of Saddam Hussein (former Iraqi President) during one of his trips to his country Iraq, as he was accused of leaking information to the Americans.
On further investigation, I discovered that Mr.Jack Farrer Powell amily wife and two sons died during the Gulf War in Iraq and was the reason why he did not declare any next of kin or relation in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank and did not leave any WILL.
This sum of US$12,000,000.00 have been floating and placed under dormant/unserviceable account by my bank management since no one have heard from the owner since 2003.I wish to let you know that all the investigation I have made so far, my bank management is not aware of it, I am the only one that have the information.
With the recent change of government in my country and with their efforts to support the United Nations incheckmating terrorism aid in the U.A. E. By end of this year, the government will pass a new financial control law which will give the government authority to interrogate account owners of above $5,000,000.00 to explain the source of the funds, making sure it is not for terrorism support. If I do not move this money out of the country immediately, by end of the year the government will definitely confiscate the money, because my bank cannot provide the account owner to explain the source of the money.
I cannot directly transfer out this money without the help of a foreigner and that is why I am contacting you for an assistance. As the Account Officer to late jack farrer powell , coupled with my present position and status in the bank as Head of Retail Banking Group ,
I have the power to influence the release of the funds to any foreigner that comes up as the next of kin to the account, with the correct information concerning the account, which I shall give you. All documents to enable you claim this fund will be carefully worked out and there is practically no risk involved, the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law, beside U. A. E is porous and anything goes.
If you accept to work with me, I want you to state how you wish us to share the funds in percentage, so that both parties will be satisfied. If you are interested contact me as soon as you receive this message so we can go over the details.
Thanking you in advance and may God bless you. Please, treat with utmost confidentiality . I shall send you copy of the deposit certificate issued to Al Nasser when the deposit was made for your perusal. I wait your urgent response at my confidential email id at ([email protected])
Regards,
Mr.Iman Al Ali.
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The Lottery Department
Toyota Car Promotions
Haandvaerkervej 8,1
DK-9000 Aalborg
CVR-nr. 25554493
Dear Winner,
This is to inform you that have been selected for a cash prize of 600,000.00 (Six Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds)and a brand new toyota car (Toyota Prius) International programs held on 27April 2007 in London United Kingdom. You can view our website to view your car
(http://www.toyota.com/prius/) Description Of New Toyota Car to be Shipped to you.
NEW TOYOTA CAR:......................Year 2007 Model COLOUR OF CAR:.......................Light Blue Colour MODEL:...............................Toyota Prius 2.0i ES MANUAL ENGINE TYPE:.........................1973cc
4-cylinder
POWER:...............................145bhp
TRANSMISSIONS:.....................Five-speed manual FUEL:................................29.1mpg
(combined)
The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(s) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world. This Toyota car Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This promotional car lottery is the tenth of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your claimsofficer through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:
Contact Name: Mr.David Morgan
Contact Email: [email protected]
When contacting him, please provide him with your secret pin code tyt4234bg and your reference number 6y2005udx.You are also advised to provide him with the under listed information as soon as possible:
CLAIMS REQURIEMENTS:
1.Name in full
2.Address
3.Nationality
4.Age
5.Sex
6.Occupation
7Phone/Fax
8.Present Country
If you do not contact your claims agent within 10 working days of this notification, your winnings would be revoked. Winners are advised to keep their winning details/information from the public to avoid fraudulent claim (IMPORTANT) pending the transfer/claim by Winner. Accept my hearty congratulations once again!
Regards,
Mr Brown Perry
Lottery Manager
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