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L8: Grand Teacher
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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
11:11 AM
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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I drove two and a half hours to see a concert, for which I bought tickets months in advance. Had I wanted to flashback to drunken times with my ex hollering the same stupid $hit for hours, I would still be married to the idiot. Screaming "wooooo" over and over and over, for hours, will likely get you killed, at some point in your life. It most likely won't be of any great loss to anyone. While we're at it, perhaps the same assassin could take out your friend who screamed "rock and roll" in unison with your asinine comments. I guess he thought no one knew that ZZ Top is actually a ROCK band. Perhaps he thought they might break into some jazz. Thanks for making our night so memorable.
As you all know, most of our houses don't have AC, so we use fans to bring in cooler air at night so we can sleep without sweating. So when one of you decides to light your firepit or your grill on a warm night, you're forcing all of your neighbors to either breathe in all that smoke or close their windows and roast all night. So please stop the firepits and grilling or do it early and douse the fire so it doesn't leave the air smoky after 9 pm, mkay?
Signed,
'Hot, bothered and can't breathe'
Please stop making "just kidding" jokes about all the UPS and FedEx deliveries we get (mostly because of this site). Yes, we order a kit if stuff online.. No, it's not true that I "must have money to burn." Mind your own GD business.
P.S. We tip our delivery guys well every holiday season. You don't even know our postman's name..
I hope whichever of you morons it was who reported us to the 'blight cleanup' people and got us a citation for our back lot we don't use and only you use for your dogs and throwing your trash rot in hell you pieces of $#!% !!
We Love You
All these years, all these problems...then we get a new puppy and all of a sudden you are pleasant to us. Needless to say, we are quite pleased with this new display of "niceness" towards us. Maybe it is age that has brought you to this new found awareness that being nice is better than being nasty. Keep it up we like it
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All these years, all these problems...then we get a new puppy and all of a sudden you are pleasant to us. Needless to say, we are quite pleased with this new display of "niceness" towards us. Maybe it is age that has brought you to this new found awareness that being nice is better than being nasty. Keep it up we like it
Yay! An actually positive neighbor story!
Now I just need to wait another 7 years on SD before I see the next one....
Exactly! There have been people I'm not fond of...but then they're nice and sweet with Phantom and then I love them. At least until I see them again, lol.
Pup prefers to poo in his own yard - go figure
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It disgusts me but mostly saddens me when your little kids dance to it.
Also, knock, don't use your car horn at 3am to let people know you're home.
Our houses are only three feet away from each other, after all.