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Dear Neighbor
June 11, 2008 at
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Complete this sentence with what you want to say to your neighbor, but won't.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
Here is mine: Dear Neighbor, if we don't answer the phone please don't drive down here to see if we are home. We are, we are just ditching you due to your constant neediness.
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I'd be out there in a minute with the pressurized water fire extinguisher giving that little farker a 100mph bath. If that didn't stop the barking then I would do the same to the dog.
At first I thought.. I keep saying it barks for an hour.. maybe it's really like 20 min but feels like an hour..but no. Last night I checked.. it was still going on over an hour later...
I used all of my strength to not open the sliding glass door and yell "SHUT THE FARK UP" or "BRING THE LITTLE FARKER IN THE HOUSE YOU ASSHOLES!"
I'd be out there in a minute with the pressurized water fire extinguisher giving that little farker a 100mph bath. If that didn't stop the barking then I would do the same to the dog.
The Dogs are behind my house, the people that live next to them (behind the neighbor to my right) are DiscJockey's for local Radio.
The now are doing an endorsement for a window company having gotten new windows and one of the main selling points is how quite they are!!!
At the end of the commercial you hear a couple of ankle biters barking and then the sound of a door slamming shut and then the dogs can't be heard!!!
The Dogs are behind my house, the people that live next to them (behind the neighbor to my right) are DiscJockey's for local Radio.
The now are doing an endorsement for a window company having gotten new windows and one of the main selling points is how quite they are!!!
At the end of the commercial you hear a couple of ankle biters barking and then the sound of a door slamming shut and then the dogs can't be heard!!!
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The Dogs are behind my house, the people that live next to them (behind the neighbor to my right) are DiscJockey's for local Radio.
The now are doing an endorsement for a window company having gotten new windows and one of the main selling points is how quite they are!!!
At the end of the commercial you hear a couple of ankle biters barking and then the sound of a door slamming shut and then the dogs can't be heard!!!
My next step is to send you a letter, perhaps.
Sheesh. No idea.
My next step is to send you a letter, perhaps.
Sheesh. No idea.
Muzzle them little ankle biters will ya?
I swear the second they open the door they come out and bark/yap/bark up a storm like there was an intruder right there in their yard!
It's good that my rifle is up in Oregon...as some high speed lead poisoning would befall them.
Now... put a leash on them and walk by my house and they are sweet as can be, well behaved and they get petted by me if the owner stops.
I could see if they lived up against the greenbelt with bike trail that sees quite a few walkers, riders and dogs getting walked go by...sure they would bark to protect their territory, but in ankle biter's case, they just back up to my yard and the next door neighbor's yard...that's it.
I can see 1 or 2 barks...but 20 minutes at a time...wtf?
Though we try to be decent neighbors, and won't leave her out there barking forever. We'll let her get a few minutes of running around barking, and then call them in.
Though we try to be decent neighbors, and won't leave her out there barking forever. We'll let her get a few minutes of running around barking, and then call them in.
That's reasonable, but having the dog barking outside incessantly all night isn't, like a neighbor right across the alley does where I live.
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Though we try to be decent neighbors, and won't leave her out there barking forever. We'll let her get a few minutes of running around barking, and then call them in.