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Fossil Daddy Longlegs Sports a 99-Million-Year Erection

31,118 3,595 February 3, 2016 at 08:48 AM in News (4) National Geographic
On a tree in what's now Burma some 99 million years ago, a cousin of today's daddy longlegs had the best and worst day of his life.

After a months-long puberty, the male harvestman Halitherses grimaldii had finally blossomed into full manhood, sporting a penis that grew to nearly half of his body length when erect.

We know about this H. grimaldii's particular package because, as announced last Thursday in The Science of Nature, he died fully aroused, his tree-side tryst interrupted by oozing resin that entombed his body in what's now a lump of amber.

linly [nationalgeographic.com]


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02-04-2016 at 09:15 AM.
02-04-2016 at 09:15 AM.
He should have called the Dr after 4 hours

Now he has bragging rights of .."baby I can keep it hard longer than any other male int he history of the planet".

Now Amber has bragging rights of... I can keep you hard forEVER.



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