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Fark My Life
February 12, 2009 at
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http://www.fmylife.com/
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Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired.
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Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area.
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Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with "Who the hell are you?"
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Today, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut.
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The Founding Fathers have come together on this day to decide on a code that would be useful and necessary for the site to work properly
Article 1
A new form of life has appeared on earth : a f*** my life!
Article 2
Some of the new FML stories come from the UK or the US, but also from Slovenia and China. So everybody will try to understand the stories even if their way of writing is different from someone else's.
Article 3
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Article 4
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Article 5
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Article 6
The stories come from all corners of the globe, and some are French "Vie De Merde" anecdotes that have been translated so that non-French speakers can also have fun reading them. This is the reason why this site was created, so that people can share their everyday life stories with people from all over the world.
Article 7
The author of any comment stating that a FML story is a translation of a French VDM will be punished immediately by having to read over Article 6 three times, in order to understand the concepts of 'fun' and 'sharing'.
Amendment: If the author of the comment seems to have honestly misunderstood Article 6 and their comment is written without cynicism, anger or deceitfulness, they will be forgiven - the first time. The second time, they will be suspected to have drunk a few too many of those silly cocktails decorated with little umbrellas.
Article 8
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Article 9
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Article 10
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Thanks, now I have something to do all day at work...sorry TigerStar.
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