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OMG! The Bible has some raunchy stories in it man!
April 20, 2009 at
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So I'm resting and relaxing today... Come home, take a relaxing shower (not a great day today) and decided to have the house nice and quiet and just read the Bible today...
So I just start out with Genesis - I figure, hey, its been a while since I made a quest to read the Bible front to back, so why not now.
I get to Genesis 19: 4-8 and holy crap... there is some taboo stuff in there I had completely forgotten about.
Gen 19: 4-8
(They were talking about the men in Sodom wanting to have sex with the very angels that came there to see if they were going to destroy Sodom).
edit: btw, this is NOT a gay bashing thread or meant to offend or ridicule gay people. I just thought the above was "taboo" - or at least taboo for me...
And then a little bit later...
Gen. 19: 31-38
I completely dont remember reading anything like this when I read through Genesis. Holy carp! The Bible is truly an interesting read at some points.
So I just start out with Genesis - I figure, hey, its been a while since I made a quest to read the Bible front to back, so why not now.
I get to Genesis 19: 4-8 and holy crap... there is some taboo stuff in there I had completely forgotten about.
Gen 19: 4-8
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Before they had gone to bed, all the men from every part of the city of Sodomboth young and oldsurrounded the house. 5 They called to Lot, "Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so that we can have sex with them." 6 Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him 7 and said, "No, my friends. Don't do this wicked thing. 8 Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof." |
(They were talking about the men in Sodom wanting to have sex with the very angels that came there to see if they were going to destroy Sodom).edit: btw, this is NOT a gay bashing thread or meant to offend or ridicule gay people. I just thought the above was "taboo" - or at least taboo for me...
And then a little bit later...
Gen. 19: 31-38
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One day the older daughter said to the younger, "Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let's get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father." 33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I lay with my father. Let's get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and lie with him so we can preserve our family line through our father." 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went and lay with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up. 36 So both of Lot's daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi; he is the father of the Ammonites of today. |
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I don't really care if you believe in God or not. I am the same person to you whether you do or don't. It makes me no difference whatsoever, but I am really sick and tired of people making fun of people that do around here. It's really REALLY old.
After this post I am putting this thread on ignore because it really upsets me when people start this crap, so if you reply being a smartass then I won't see it.
That's not a fact though. There are a ton of scientific explanations for the creation of earth.
There's also no fact that there exists a heaven or hell. Have you been there? Can you prove it exists? nope, it's called faith
Face it, the earth was created by God.
Face it, the earth was created by God.
Face it, the earth was created by science.
Face it, the earth was created by science.
If you want to say it was scientifically created, than you have to have hard evidence, and every question has to be answered. Both of which are not available.
o wait..you do have your theory's tho...
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If you want to say it was scientifically created, than you have to have hard evidence, and every question has to be answered. Both of which are not available.
o wait..you do have your theory's tho...
Just like his theory's, there all made up
You don't know what kind of scientific evidence they'll have in 100 years. Shit a few hundred years ago they thought the earth was flat and had evidence for it. Then someone said it's round and proved it, and all of a sudden it's round.
Things that can not be currently explained by science do not automatically make it "god".
You don't know what kind of scientific evidence they'll have in 100 years. Shit a few hundred years ago they thought the earth was flat and had evidence for it. Then someone said it's round and proved it, and all of a sudden it's round.
Things that can not be currently explained by science do not automatically make it "god".
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It's just so much fun to rile up the emotions of the people who are hardcore bible thumpers.