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Comebacks to ‘So When Are You Getting Married?’

3,246 1,585 December 28, 2020 at 04:40 PM
22 Comebacks to 'So When Are You Getting Married?'
Will the world's most annoying question never cease?

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I read the above article and thought there should be a list for men too. Or maybe here people can add their own best lines?
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Jokester713713
12-28-2020 at 05:13 PM.
12-28-2020 at 05:13 PM.
As soon as my sex change operation is complete.
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freshsqueezed
12-28-2020 at 05:26 PM.
12-28-2020 at 05:26 PM.
When a marriage certificate comes with an expiration date just like everything else!
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ProfessorChaos
12-28-2020 at 08:36 PM.
12-28-2020 at 08:36 PM.
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
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zzyzzx
12-29-2020 at 07:53 AM.
12-29-2020 at 07:53 AM.
I find that using the word NEVER usually shuts people up.
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w3kn
12-29-2020 at 08:58 AM.
12-29-2020 at 08:58 AM.
None of your farking business.
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Iaaaiws
12-29-2020 at 10:29 AM.
12-29-2020 at 10:29 AM.
"When are you going to go on a diet?"
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12-29-2020 at 02:38 PM.
12-29-2020 at 02:38 PM.
where are the white women at?
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"I felt it would be unfair since I only have six months to live"

"She never responded to my marriage proposal in the FW forum"

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J03
01-04-2021 at 02:26 PM.
01-04-2021 at 02:26 PM.
Quote from zzyzzx :
I find that using the word NEVER usually shuts people up.
This is the correct answer. Short and to the point and can confirm it works.
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zzyzzx
01-05-2021 at 05:09 AM.
01-05-2021 at 05:09 AM.
Quote from J03 :
This is the correct answer. Short and to the point and can confirm it works.
It does. I've used ot many times. It's always helpful to have a divorce story hand though.
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01-14-2021 at 06:29 AM.
01-14-2021 at 06:29 AM.
I'm waiting for your parents divorce to go through.
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ikonoklast
01-14-2021 at 08:03 AM.
01-14-2021 at 08:03 AM.
When you getting divorced so I can tap that* ass?

*that refers to their S.O.
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ashcampbell
01-18-2021 at 08:49 PM.
01-18-2021 at 08:49 PM.
When your kid turns 18.
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