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Getting the new thread ready for some football!

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Last Edited by vviles December 24, 2009 at 09:59 AM
This is the wiki. Abuse it Whip

This is a totally cliquey thread, but we do welcome new posters with Hug2
However, If you are gonna judge us, insult us, or not be kind, don't bother lurking or posting here. We are a happy crew and intend to remain so.
If you dont like sex, have puritanical ways, judge others, cut yourself, hate cleaveage, dont like sports, dont like suggestive banter, than leave now for your own good Thanks


The ladies of this thread are the sexiest in the entire lounge Evillaugh

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Alien Doggie is taking over the world
Wiles, DCinbama, Saint, and Jason Of Texas are looking forward to Pasedana
Thrifteh is a milk carton
LJ eats sleeps and poops
DNC is Cloud9 snowed in
MBrulla is probably wooting if he's not here
Damsel is too busy
Matt is an infrequent guest late at night and is either at Stone or Drinking Stone
Frog is in Havvvvaii
Kara is kind of back
Wulfy is cheering the giants
DD is a pervert
Kitteh is all moved and going to lots of hockey games
DWells is happy finals are over
Lloyd is immaculately groomed
Jengo has cute little girls
Skeezerpleezer has the hottest avatar on SD drool
Zurgy sleeps a lot
SBelle is the new Kara
The Llama sends creepy pm's ... but they aren't the least bit ... um ... creepy.
Demo's arrival means Thrifteh and Wiles are no longer the oldest ones in her thread.
AlphaSaver saves lots of latex by not using, um, nevermind





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Drunktaining
is the art of entertaining or being entertained while drunk. For example a drunk person may post when no one is around, and they have to drunktain themselves. That is sad and frustrating Crying

So, what exactly is a gayberry?

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It's a term or any kind of berry or fruit that a person would use to make a fruit smoothie to drink, instead of drinking beer, tequila, or vodka.
Some people even speak Gayberrolian.

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Lloyd.
11-10-2009 at 11:28 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:28 AM.
interestingly, what were you watching?
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11-10-2009 at 11:29 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:29 AM.
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interestingly, what were you watching?
more than one occasion
I have no idea
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Jason_of_Texas
11-10-2009 at 11:31 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:31 AM.
3 times in actual movie, too many to count in family restroom. Once in Titanic, twice in Rugrats in Paris, went to midday showings during the week.
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jj.12321
11-10-2009 at 11:42 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:42 AM.
good stories woot

Quote from Jason_of_Texas :
twice in Rugrats in Paris, went to midday showings during the week.
laugh out loud Rugrats in Paris.. never thought that would be a movie to put a girl in the mood.
I guess it worked really well if you saw it twice.
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Jason_of_Texas
11-10-2009 at 11:47 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:47 AM.
Mood?We were in HS,no need to set any mood lol. My mom and her mom didn't work so we would snuck into the movies during out lunch to knock one out. Shows during the day had ZERO people in them bc it was a kid movie and everyone was at work. Think people caught on though,second time was a month or so later and there were 3 other couples in there haha
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11-10-2009 at 11:58 AM.
11-10-2009 at 11:58 AM.
Quote from Jason_of_Texas :
3 times in actual movie, too many to count in family restroom. Once in Titanic, twice in Rugrats in Paris, went to midday showings during the week.
The sight of an empty movie theater makes my heart go pitter patter drool

I think yeah! Yawn

Clive thinks "popcorn fight" Roll
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11-10-2009 at 12:01 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:01 PM.
ooooh I was talking to semi hot chris on the phone just now

he was totally phone flirting

I think I'm gonna do him drool
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DNC
11-10-2009 at 12:02 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:02 PM.
Mad
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1southern1belle
11-10-2009 at 12:07 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:07 PM.
Quote from mbrulla :
Come on...nothing better than a mouth hug while painting the porcelain.
Ugghhh!!! I said, "OKLAHOMA!" ...Shutup.....*Shudders*..I don't mix bodily functions..

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It was so romantic too. We had been flirting for a few weeks. Then during closing time, she says, " I need you to help me with something". I go in there and she says "I want to suck you dry" .. I accomodated her request laugh out loud I tried to reciprocate.. Now, in hindsight, I realize I had no idea what the hell I was doing (first time giving as well).. She seemed to appreciate the effort though, or at least faked it Smilie
That is hot! drool

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The only good place to have sex in the bathroom would be the shower. Anywhere else might be pretty gross.

disclaimer: if i was offered sex anywhere in the bathroom, i'd take it.
nodYeah, I don't see you doing a petri dish collection if some gal is wanting to wax your knob.
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11-10-2009 at 12:13 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:13 PM.
Quote from wiles :
ooooh I was talking to semi hot chris on the phone just now

he was totally phone flirting

I think I'm gonna do him drool
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Mad
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1southern1belle
11-10-2009 at 12:17 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:17 PM.
Quote from Jason_of_Texas :
Stop by your local Truck stops. I am sure you would hear " You sure do have a pretty mouth" a time or two lol
LMAO...But it would sound more like " You sure do have a purdy mouth"

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I loved the handicapped restroom at the courthouse where I worked. Me and one of the PDs would get it on there all the time. he'd be working a death penalty case and right before closing arguements, I'd slip off my thong and tuck it in his pocket as a good luck charm Rofl2
To me that is very sexy! I think the secrets between people like that are a big turn-on....drool

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disabled restroom Nono
Yes...And the counter height is great for leaning over on and resting your elbows. Eyelash
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jj.12321
11-10-2009 at 12:18 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:18 PM.
Quote from Jason_of_Texas :
Mood?We were in HS,no need to set any mood lol. My mom and her mom didn't work so we would snuck into the movies during out lunch to knock one out. Shows during the day had ZERO people in them bc it was a kid movie and everyone was at work. Think people caught on though,second time was a month or so later and there were 3 other couples in there haha
Makes sense now.. I was just thinking.. of all the movies to pick.. the Rugrats? laugh out loud
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11-10-2009 at 12:28 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:28 PM.
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Mad
if you were closer I'd do you too
wait til I come to plano drool
I'll pay my rent in HJs and Bjs Roll

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LMAO...But it would sound more like " You sure do have a purdy mouth"

To me that is very sexy! I think the secrets between people like that are a big turn-on....drool

Yes...And the counter height is great for leaning over on and resting your elbows. Eyelash
oh yeah. it was just hilarious because the courtrooms would be upstairs and he'd look down to me on the 2nd floor (the rotunda was all open) and have such a big smile on his face Crylol
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11-10-2009 at 12:31 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:31 PM.
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Pretty good.. this needs to be a topic.. most exciting/dangerous place.
My best was outdoors in a wooded area of Liberty University (Jerry Falwel's school).
I hung the used condom in a tree. laugh out loud
The used condom in the tree...LMAO
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11-10-2009 at 12:34 PM.
11-10-2009 at 12:34 PM.
you guys my keyboard is gross! Crying2

I always eat at my desk and spill stuff in it. And dust. And drinks and stuff.
STFU and help me how do I clean it???

I'd have sex in a public bathroom but not on this keyboard vomit
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