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26,675 2,340 March 1, 2010 at 10:58 AM in Sad
If you all can't behave then I'll be forced to post anti-jokes.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off a bridge?
A: Because she was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life.
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03-01-2010 at 11:12 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:12 AM.
Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease or even a heart attack later in life.
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03-01-2010 at 11:12 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:12 AM.
Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains!
That's the least of your problems. You've got Cancer.
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03-01-2010 at 11:13 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:13 AM.
Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.
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vec
03-01-2010 at 11:13 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:13 AM.
Q: Why was the pirate movie rated PG-13?
A: For violence and brief nudity.
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Tonedeaf
03-01-2010 at 11:14 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:14 AM.
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.
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03-01-2010 at 11:15 AM.
03-01-2010 at 11:15 AM.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
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03-01-2010 at 11:15 AM.
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Quote from Tonedeaf :
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.
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Quote from Tonedeaf :
Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
It wasn't on purpose. Through the course of natural friction, his keys wore through the innards of the pockets. Being bald, on top of this, is inconsequential.
Stop reposting Slap laugh out loud
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03-01-2010 at 11:15 AM.
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Q: What did the blind, deaf, poor orphan get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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03-01-2010 at 11:15 AM.
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Q: What do you get when you have unprotected sex with a street hooker?

A: HIV
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03-01-2010 at 11:15 AM.
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Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.
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03-01-2010 at 11:16 AM.
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Quote from vec :
Q: What did the blind, deaf, poor orphan get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
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03-01-2010 at 11:16 AM.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jim Smith... your next door neighbor. My lawn mower just died and my lawn is half mowed. Can I borrow yours?
Sure, I'll open the garage for you.
Thanks buddy, I owe you one.
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03-01-2010 at 11:16 AM.
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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

A pilot.
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03-01-2010 at 11:17 AM.
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This guy walks into a bar with a chicken and an alligator.
The guy says to the bartender "I'll have a Scotch and soda." The alligator says "I'll have a Martini."
"That's amazing," says the bartender, "that alligator can talk!"
"Actually," says the guy, "I'm a ventriloquist."
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