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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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itxtwhlstdrvng
10-05-2010 at 07:19 PM.
10-05-2010 at 07:19 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
OP, I'd man the fark up and take a shit at the bar if I were that desperate to get laid. I mean, if you have to resort to one night stands with floozies at some busted up bar that can't even afford walls around its toilets... I can't see what kind of modesty or pride you'd still be trying to cling on to.
See, like right there. You chose to take a shit at the bar. That's your opinion and I didn't make fun of it. Then you proceeded to try and insult me and the girl. There was no need for that. If you had given some ridiculous solution to the problem and then insulted me I would have called you retarded as well. Instead I just explained why you were wrong to insult me.
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JBird77
10-05-2010 at 07:20 PM.
10-05-2010 at 07:20 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
If you read the thread you'll see that I added two ideas from other people. I did make fun of the ones that rationally made no sense. Like deflating ones tires or trying to drive the girl to some random gas station when you're supposed to drive her home. If the person was like "This is what I'd do!" and left it alone I wouldn't have cared, but while they were dishing out nonsense they were also insulting me and calling me stupid.

let it go

you sound more like a chick with each word you type

"sissy"


I honestly want to know,

are you gay?
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 07:58 PM.
10-05-2010 at 07:58 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
If you read the thread you'll see that I added two ideas from other people. I did make fun of the ones that rationally made no sense. Like deflating ones tires or trying to drive the girl to some random gas station when you're supposed to drive her home. If the person was like "This is what I'd do!" and left it alone I wouldn't have cared, but while they were dishing out nonsense they were also insulting me and calling me stupid.
actually, you pointed out that you had gas and couldn't use that excuse. he told you to come up with another excuse and said he'd go so far as to deflate his tires if it meant he could go to the gas station on the way home, take a shit, then get laid.

so, no. he didn't actually throw the tires idea out there as "real" suggestion, per se. you can keep believing what you want. LMAO

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let it go
he can't. everyone else is wrong and he's right. Crying2
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10-05-2010 at 08:04 PM.
10-05-2010 at 08:04 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
See, like right there. You chose to take a shit at the bar. That's your opinion and I didn't make fun of it. Then you proceeded to try and insult me and the girl. There was no need for that. If you had given some ridiculous solution to the problem and then insulted me I would have called you retarded as well. Instead I just explained why you were wrong to insult me.
I don't recall hearing any sort of valid explanation from you concerning the preceding.
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Maleficent
10-05-2010 at 09:20 PM.
10-05-2010 at 09:20 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
If you read the thread you'll see that I added two ideas from other people. I did make fun of the ones that rationally made no sense. Like deflating ones tires or trying to drive the girl to some random gas station when you're supposed to drive her home. If the person was like "This is what I'd do!" and left it alone I wouldn't have cared, but while they were dishing out nonsense they were also insulting me and calling me stupid.
How does that make you any less of a hypocrite? Scratchchin

Quote from JBird77 :
let it go

you sound more like a chick with each word you type

"sissy"


I honestly want to know,

are you gay?
LMAO

Don't be so stereotypical! Harhar

There's nothing wrong with a man expressing his feelings. Constantly whining though... that's a different story.

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he can't. everyone else is wrong and he's right. Crying2
laugh out loud

Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I don't recall hearing any sort of valid explanation from you concerning the preceding.
laugh out loud


We must have missed that in the part where he wasn't engaging in the behavior he considers childish... look around
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10-05-2010 at 10:17 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:17 PM.
Quote from JBird77 :
let it go

you sound more like a chick with each word you type

"sissy"


I honestly want to know,

are you gay?
No, I'm not gay. I'm actually not feminine at all. I haven't been in a fight in years but I train to fight. Don't be tough on the internet. It means jack shit.

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How does that make you any less of a hypocrite? Scratchchin



LMAO

Don't be so stereotypical! Harhar

There's nothing wrong with a man expressing his feelings. Constantly whining though... that's a different story.



laugh out loud



laugh out loud


We must have missed that in the part where he wasn't engaging in the behavior he considers childish... look around
"The Mistress of Malcontent."
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10-05-2010 at 10:24 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:24 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I don't recall hearing any sort of valid explanation from you concerning the preceding.
How about it wasn't a one night stand. She's not a floozy. It's not a shithole but a local bar. You attacked me and made those false statements. There's my valid explanation.

You guys let it go. I just posted to get opinions and was attacked by a bunch of online know-it-alls. If you're going to attack me have a good argument. It's childish to attack me for my opinion. If you do so I will take defend myself and point out where you're wrong. If you post something valid I will concede. I was wrong to say there weren't any other options. I admitted that and added two other choices to the list.
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10-05-2010 at 10:35 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:35 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
No, I'm not gay. I'm actually not feminine at all. I haven't been in a fight in years but I train to fight. Don't be tough on the internet. It means jack shit.



"The Mistress of Malcontent."
You sound like a douche there, everyone is feminine. As girls are masculine, everyone has their traits, it just depends on how you show it.
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10-05-2010 at 10:38 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:38 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
actually, you pointed out that you had gas and couldn't use that excuse. he told you to come up with another excuse and said he'd go so far as to deflate his tires if it meant he could go to the gas station on the way home, take a shit, then get laid.

so, no. he didn't actually throw the tires idea out there as "real" suggestion, per se. you can keep believing what you want. LMAO



he can't. everyone else is wrong and he's right. Crying2
Not everyone is wrong. You're wrong. You called me a lying delusional virgin. What have I said that's wrong? I don't accuse people of anything when I don't have evidence. I was actually told to call you a fag because apparently that makes you all hot and bothered. Why is that? Are you homophobic? Do you secretly like men? This isn't from me, it was relayed to me.
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10-05-2010 at 10:51 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:51 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
How about it wasn't a one night stand. She's not a floozy. It's not a shithole but a local bar. You attacked me and made those false statements. There's my valid explanation.

You guys let it go. I just posted to get opinions and was attacked by a bunch of online know-it-alls. If you're going to attack me have a good argument. It's childish to attack me for my opinion. If you do so I will take defend myself and point out where you're wrong. If you post something valid I will concede. I was wrong to say there weren't any other options. I admitted that and added two other choices to the list.
You went home and slept with a girl you had just met at a bar. That's a one-night stand, cupcake, there's no other way to spin that.

If you're going to get your feathers all ruffled any time someone makes a comment you don't like, perhaps you shouldn't keep posting threads asking for comments. Wink

It's a public forum - you don't get to decide what kind of comments people make.

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You sound like a douche
Iagree
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10-05-2010 at 10:54 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:54 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
No, I'm not gay. I'm actually not feminine at all. I haven't been in a fight in years but I train to fight. Don't be tough on the internet. It means jack shit.
What does fighting have to do with your masculinity or femininity? Last time I checked, chicks fight, too. A lot of them actually take self defense classes... Do you take self defense classes? Scratchchin
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10-05-2010 at 10:55 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:55 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
What does fighting have to do with your masculinity or femininity? Last time I checked, chicks fight, too. A lot of them actually take self defense classes... Do you take self defense classes? Scratchchin
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10-05-2010 at 10:57 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:57 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
How about it wasn't a one night stand.
I beg to differ. When you're back in the area, you'll call her. As in, you're not going out with her. As in, it was only a one-night thing. As in a one night stand.

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
She's not a floozy.
That's your opinion. I'll have mine.

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
It's not a shithole but a local bar.
What makes one exclusive to the other?

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You attacked me and made those false statements. There's my valid explanation.
I made no false statements. I made four statements, three of which were opinions. The first was true... the rest are quite subjective. How can you tell me my opinions are false?

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You guys let it go. I just posted to get opinions and was attacked by a bunch of online know-it-alls. If you're going to attack me have a good argument. It's childish to attack me for my opinion. If you do so I will take defend myself and point out where you're wrong. If you post something valid I will concede. I was wrong to say there weren't any other options. I admitted that and added two other choices to the list.
Take your own advice, goober.
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10-05-2010 at 10:59 PM.
10-05-2010 at 10:59 PM.
Popcorn


LMAO Paint.
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10-05-2010 at 11:02 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:02 PM.
Quote from tennisplayer123 :
You sound like a douche there, everyone is feminine. As girls are masculine, everyone has their traits, it just depends on how you show it.
I'm not feminine in my mannerisms, neither am I attracted to men. Calling me a sissy and asking if I'm gay is "tough guy" talk. I didn't proclaim that I'm a tough guy, just that if he was face-to-face with me he wouldn't act so tough.

Obviously I have sensitive traits. I already stated I'd give my big toes to wake up next to a girl I loved. I can't post without being insulted and bombarded with false accusations. It's cool though, I don't mind defending myself. If a non-biased outsider read the thread they'd see who was in the right.
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