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Question for the guys:
October 4, 2010 at
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You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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I met this girl previous to going out. She was flirting with me and asked what I was up to. I told her I was going to trivia night at a local bar with some friends. There was a pause, so I said she could come along if she wanted to. She said that yes, she would want to come out with me. Later when she put her number in my phone she said that if I ever go to trivia I should invite her again. We had a lot of fun at the bar. The men's room wasn't like dirty.. it just didn't have a lock on the door so that multiple guys could take a piss in one of those weird shared urinal things. If anything it was fancier than most men's rooms. I have to defend the bathroom? Like really? You guys are ridiculous.
From now on whenever someone jumps to a conclusion I'm gunna post a pic of this mat I'm gunna invent where you can jump to different conclusions. That way I don't waste a lot of time explaining things to ignorant people.
I could make fun of you for sitting at your computer nagging people.. but we've already been down that road. Goodbye Mistress of Malcontent. I'll always remember the first time you nagged me. Since then every post I've seen you write has been a nag. It's actually kinda impressive. Farewell.
From now on whenever someone jumps to a conclusion I'm gunna post a pic of this mat I'm gunna invent where you can jump to different conclusions. That way I don't waste a lot of time explaining things to ignorant people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge9VfAL
...but then you drop this little nugget ...
I think this sums it up best:
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And then everyone else was like "dude, seriously, you're gonna go take a dump in the woods while that girl's waiting for you because you're too chicken to do it in the restroom because there are no stalls?"
And then everyone was like "WTF kind of crappy bar are you going to that doesn't even have bathroom stalls?"
And then lots and lots of drama ensued, it's been big fun.
Has this thing been stopped from being archived yet?
How many volunteer firefighter stickers you got on your car Joe Rogan?
...but then you drop this little nugget ...
... that after countless other ridiculously defensive/contradicting posts ... dude, everyone else is stupid and wrong and you are superior ... really? No - that was NOT a question. I know you will deny it - but look again, look at your post, now back to mine. That's right it's still there. So is yours. Now look at another post, now back to mine. Nothing changed yet everything changed. Get it?
I think this sums it up best:
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If a stranger walked up to me, called me gay and a sissy I'd assume it was either an attempt at bullying or they wanted to fight me. I wouldn't lose my cool.. but I like to fight so I'd probably offer a scrap. I'd prefer it be with mouthguard, cup, etc.
It doesn't matter much though does it? There are no repercussions for being myself so why not be myself? A few internet people won't like me? I could really care less. I did get annoyed though. I should learn to take negative emotions out of it. You're right in that respect.
Everyone isn't wrong. There was a stretch where it was just me being bombarded by the same three people making false statements. That's called bullying. Remember that thing everyone is up in arms about because it happens in schools and nobody does anything? After I stopped responding because I wisened up I got private messages from them and visitor messages on my profile. If a single person verbally attacks you one-on-one you can combat them with logic. When a group of people circle around you throwing out unwarranted insults it becomes something else.
I don't like bullies. If I see someone getting bullied I'll walk over, talk to them and ask what's up. What happened here was people just joined the circle. That's wrong in my book.
I don't like bullies. If I see someone getting bullied I'll walk over, talk to them and ask what's up. What happened here was people just joined the circle. That's wrong in my book
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