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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private

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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 11:39 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:39 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Yeah, let's hear about shuriken's great life. What makes him so great that he can come on the internet and feel tough.
it has nothing to do with me: i (and everyone else) just find amusement in the fact that you're THIS incredulously stupid. are you bluffing? i think you're bluffing. Smilie

Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I also enjoy not sticking my dick in random girls I meet at ramshackle bars with stall-less toilets without protection.
dude, me too! we should totally make a forum for that and collect nerd coins. High Five
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Maleficent
10-05-2010 at 11:40 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:40 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
it has nothing to do with me: i (and everyone else) just find amusement in the fact that you're THIS incredulously stupid. are you bluffing? i think you're bluffing. Smilie
I don't know... have you seen the other threads he's posted? He sounds like a pretty convincing idiot. laugh out loud
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 11:42 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:42 PM.
Quote from Maleficent :


Dude, for someone that despises the way an online forum works so much, you sure as hell post an awful lot in one. laugh out loud
can totally see a pic of this kid CRINGING in the pic at the gym as he tries desperately not to wet fart in his xxxxl sweat suit. Wink
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10-05-2010 at 11:44 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:44 PM.
Quote from Maleficent :
I don't know... have you seen the other threads he's posted? He sounds like a pretty convincing idiot. laugh out loud
yeah, i've see one other...the one where everyone called him out as a std melting pot. Big Grin
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10-05-2010 at 11:45 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:45 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
yeah, i've see one other...the one where everyone called him out as a std melting pot. Big Grin
Oh he also posted another one where he couldn't figure out how his "sent PMs" worked. LMAO
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10-05-2010 at 11:45 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:45 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I enjoy needlecraft, walks on the beach, and quilting.

I also enjoy not sticking my dick in random girls I meet at ramshackle bars with stall-less toilets without protection.
I didn't meet her at the bar. Nice guess again shithead. It's fun to think of how bad I'd mess you up in person. I think I'd go with a fake jab, right hook to the body, then left hook to the face. Then I'd go for a double leg takedown and try to get side control. After that I'd bother you with my left elbow on your face, raise up and get in mount. Then I'd rain down 12-6 elbows.

I need to stop drinking and coming on here. It gets me all riled up with nobody to fight.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-05-2010 at 11:46 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:46 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I didn't meet her at the bar. Nice guess again shithead. It's fun to think of how bad I'd mess you up in person. I think I'd go with a fake jab, right hook to the body, then left hook to the face. Then I'd go for a double leg takedown and try to get side control. After that I'd bother you with my left elbow on your face, raise up and get in mount. Then I'd rain down 12-6 elbows.
Comfort Feel better now?

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I need to stop drinking
Iagree
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10-05-2010 at 11:48 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:48 PM.
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Iagree
Disagree


Let him have a few drinks and drive home! He can text while he does it. laugh out loud
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10-05-2010 at 11:48 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:48 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
After that I'd bother you with my left elbow on your face, raise up and get in mount.
EEK! Whoa, wait, what?! You're gonna mount me?! Err...
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10-05-2010 at 11:50 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:50 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
EEK! Whoa, wait, what?! You're gonna mount me?! Err...
Are you really surprised that he wants to mount you?
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JBird77
10-05-2010 at 11:51 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:51 PM.
I have to go #2. There are 2 bathrooms here.

My younger brother is here tonight.

I would have to walk passed him to get to one of the bathrooms.

The other doesnt have an exhaust fan.

What do I do?

(the one without the fan is in my bedroom)

I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one.

I'll take my chances and hope I dont wake him as I creep by him.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-05-2010 at 11:53 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:53 PM.
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Are you really surprised that he wants to mount you?
I guess not... I am quite attractive.

OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
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10-05-2010 at 11:54 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:54 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I guess not... I am quite attractive.

OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
Rofl2


If it is, you should be able to outrun him pretty easily if he tries to mount you...
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JBird77
10-05-2010 at 11:55 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:55 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
I guess not... I am quite attractive.

OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
that is me

ok please delete that pic from your hard drive
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10-05-2010 at 11:56 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:56 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
Comfort Feel better now?


Iagree
Yeah, I do feel better oddly. It's just too bad there's no internet accountability. I'm new to forums and am not used to people being shitheads because they can say whatever they want with no repercussions. I guess I prefer people in every day life. I need to learn to ignore the people that just try to piss others off. I'll start with you three.
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