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142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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shuriken
10-05-2010 at 11:18 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:18 PM.
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he looks at one in the mirror every day. Big Grin
hey, let's set the record straight: IT'S A MEDICAL DISORDER
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Maleficent
10-05-2010 at 11:20 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:20 PM.
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Really? What a shock.


Speaking from experience? Is that why you had to venture into a "bar" that only had one toilet in the middle of the place, with no stall? I think it's all coming clear now... Scratchchin
LMAO
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10-05-2010 at 11:23 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:23 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
Really? What a shock.


Speaking from experience? Is that why you had to venture into a "bar" that only had one toilet in the middle of the place, with no stall? I think it's all coming clear now... Scratchchin


"I know nothing about you, but I'm going to assume things anyway." LMAO

And I'm hiding behind nothing... unlike you, Mr. "I TRAIN TO FIGHT SO HURR DURR"
Oh yeah? I'll gladly post a pic of myself at my gym sometime. You talk tough because you can sit there and not have to own up to what you say. You shouldn't say anything to someone that you couldn't say to their face. You'd shut up fast if we were face to face. We never will be though so you're Mr. Tough Guy.
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10-05-2010 at 11:24 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:24 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Oh yeah? I'll gladly post a pic of myself at my gym sometime. You talk tough because you can sit there and not have to own up to what you say. You shouldn't say anything to someone that you couldn't say to their face. You'd shut up fast if we were face to face. We never will be though so you're Mr. Tough Guy.
all talk. dude, we know you never go to the gym, nice try. do it now, mr. big shot. Big Grin
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10-05-2010 at 11:26 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:26 PM.
you're right i'd shut up fast if we were face to face. i can't stop Crylol at these posts. either you're incredulously stupid or a master comedian. omg, i'm hurting so hard, gg e-thug. LMAO i hope you're this ridiculous irl...
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Maleficent
10-05-2010 at 11:29 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:29 PM.
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you're right i'd shut up fast if we were face to face. i can't stop Crylol at these posts. either you're incredulously stupid or a master comedian. omg, i'm hurting so hard, gg e-thug. LMAO i hope you're this ridiculous irl...
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PaintTheSkyGrey
10-05-2010 at 11:29 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:29 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Oh yeah? I'll gladly post a pic of myself at my gym sometime.
Sorry, I'm not into provocative pictures of sweaty men working out...

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You talk tough because you can sit there and not have to own up to what you say. You shouldn't say anything to someone that you couldn't say to their face.
I'd say it to your face... Dontknow

Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
You'd shut up fast if we were face to face. We never will be though so you're Mr. Tough Guy.
I would? Interesting... I didn't realise they taught offensive tactics in women's self defense classes. bulb You learn something new every day.
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10-05-2010 at 11:30 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:30 PM.
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Sorry, I'm not into provocative pictures of sweaty men working out...
Especially when they're fat drug addicts. LMAO
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10-05-2010 at 11:32 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:32 PM.
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Especially when they're fat drug addicts. LMAO
with runny shits. vomit
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10-05-2010 at 11:33 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:33 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
all talk. dude, we know you never go to the gym, nice try. do it now, mr. big shot. Big Grin
Yeah, I'll go to my gym at 2:30 to take a picture, drive back and post it just for you. Here we go again with you calling me a liar. Let's hear who you are tough guy. What are your hobbies other than talking big on the internet?
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10-05-2010 at 11:34 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:34 PM.
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Yeah, I'll go to my gym at 2:30 to take a picture, drive back and post it just for you. Here we go again with you calling me a liar. Let's hear who you are tough guy. What are your hobbies other than talking big on the internet?
my hobbies? LMAO
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10-05-2010 at 11:35 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:35 PM.
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with runny shits. vomit


Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Yeah, I'll go to my gym at 2:30 to take a picture, drive back and post it just for you. Here we go again with you calling me a liar. Let's hear who you are tough guy. What are your hobbies other than talking big on the internet?
Dude, for someone that despises the way an online forum works so much, you sure as hell post an awful lot in one. laugh out loud
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10-05-2010 at 11:35 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:35 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Yeah, I'll go to my gym at 2:30 to take a picture, drive back and post it just for you. Here we go again with you calling me a liar. Let's hear who you are tough guy. What are your hobbies other than talking big on the internet?
I enjoy needlecraft, walks on the beach, and quilting.

I also enjoy not sticking my dick in random girls I meet at ramshackle bars with stall-less toilets without protection.
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10-05-2010 at 11:36 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:36 PM.
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my hobbies? LMAO
Yeah, let's hear about shuriken's great life. What makes him so great that he can come on the internet and feel tough.
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10-05-2010 at 11:37 PM.
10-05-2010 at 11:37 PM.
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I enjoy needlecraft, walks on the beach, and quilting.

I also enjoy not sticking my dick in random girls I meet at ramshackle bars with stall-less toilets without protection.
Rofl2


Don't forget about the floozy from the library or where ever the hell it was! laugh out loud
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