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Question for the guys:
October 4, 2010 at
10:12 PM
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You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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Dude, for someone that despises the way an online forum works so much, you sure as hell post an awful lot in one.
I also enjoy not sticking my dick in random girls I meet at ramshackle bars with stall-less toilets without protection.
I need to stop drinking and coming on here. It gets me all riled up with nobody to fight.
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Let him have a few drinks and drive home! He can text while he does it.
My younger brother is here tonight.
I would have to walk passed him to get to one of the bathrooms.
The other doesnt have an exhaust fan.
What do I do?
(the one without the fan is in my bedroom)
I have a feeling this is gonna be a good one.
I'll take my chances and hope I dont wake him as I creep by him.
OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
If it is, you should be able to outrun him pretty easily if he tries to mount you...
OP, just out of curiosity... Is this you?
ok please delete that pic from your hard drive
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