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Question for the guys:

142 10 October 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM in Question
You meet a girl and go out together to a bar. Half way through your night you realize that your stomach is killing you and you need to perform #2 bad. The only men's room has no lock, a single toilet out in the open, and one of those multiple urinal type deals. You may not have a chance to hit another bathroom tonight and there's a good chance you're getting lucky. Do you:

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
B.) hold it and just decide that tonight is not your night
C.) hold it and try your best to perform under bad circumstances
D.) grab a bunch of paper towels, leave the bar, head out to the woods, take a crap with your back against a tree, and then return like this scenario didn't just happen
E.) hold it and hope that you get invited over so you can take a shit at her place and stink up the joint
F.) talk one of your friends into holding up the line so you can shit in private
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J03
10-07-2010 at 01:08 PM.
10-07-2010 at 01:08 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
Oh yeah? I'll gladly post a pic of myself at my gym sometime.
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Here it is:



Not so tough now are you?
Whoa dude... I am sorry I ever questioned you...
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OhNoItsDEVO
10-07-2010 at 01:09 PM.
10-07-2010 at 01:09 PM.
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ashcampbell
10-07-2010 at 01:43 PM.
10-07-2010 at 01:43 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :
I didn't meet her at the bar. Nice guess again shithead. It's fun to think of how bad I'd mess you up in person. I think I'd go with a fake jab, right hook to the body, then left hook to the face. Then I'd go for a double leg takedown and try to get side control. After that I'd bother you with my left elbow on your face, raise up and get in mount. Then I'd rain down 12-6 elbows.

I need to stop drinking and coming on here. It gets me all riled up with nobody to fight.
Oh gawd YES! Mount him baby!

With loads of LOVE,

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PS. WoW dood. Lay off the roids you raging bad.
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jj.12321
10-07-2010 at 03:35 PM.
10-07-2010 at 03:35 PM.
Quote from itxtwhlstdrvng :

A.) take a crap in the bathroom despite the fact guys will be coming in and out non-stop
My choice..
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RefCache
10-07-2010 at 04:07 PM.
10-07-2010 at 04:07 PM.
Roll

Can't you all PM me these threads??!? I had to find this one completely on my own!!!
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10-07-2010 at 06:28 PM.
10-07-2010 at 06:28 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
Roll

Can't you all PM me these threads??!? I had to find this one completely on my own!!!
make sure you check out his other gem too Grin
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RefCache
10-07-2010 at 06:34 PM.
10-07-2010 at 06:34 PM.
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make sure you check out his other gem too Grin
Noted and rewarded accordingly!!
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Moot-N-Me
10-07-2010 at 06:35 PM.
10-07-2010 at 06:35 PM.
I want to know if he texts when he pisses. look around
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Jacob80
10-07-2010 at 06:35 PM.
10-07-2010 at 06:35 PM.
what a ruined thing.
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Princess Crunch
10-07-2010 at 06:55 PM.
10-07-2010 at 06:55 PM.
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I want to know if he texts when he pisses. look around
Rofl2 Not if other guys are around.
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shuriken
10-07-2010 at 06:57 PM.
10-07-2010 at 06:57 PM.
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Sorry for any misunderstanding, I'll include the sarcasm tags next time.
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Fallacy
10-08-2010 at 07:10 AM.
10-08-2010 at 07:10 AM.
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make sure you check out his other gem too Grin
You mean the one Fallacy posted here?
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10-08-2010 at 07:43 AM.
10-08-2010 at 07:43 AM.
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You mean the one Fallacy posted here?
true but RefCache is old....you have to direct things to him specifically, not just to the lounge in general
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10-08-2010 at 07:51 AM.
10-08-2010 at 07:51 AM.
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Noted and rewarded accordingly!!
Bowdown
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stimpy
10-08-2010 at 08:03 AM.
10-08-2010 at 08:03 AM.
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You mean the one Fallacy posted here?
stimpy thinks that TheKevMaster would be proud of Fallacy's post.

and don't forget, whenever given the chance:
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quoting yourself is kule. Cool
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