RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

I left for college in the Fall of 65 and basically never returned except for summers and visits. After college I got a job with a textbook publisher and stayed in the midwest.

Believe it or not, there was more for me to do here living in a small city without much money or a car than there was to do in NJ. By the time I could get a car and a bit of cash, I was rooted here.

WooHoo!!! I won!!

a K-Cup Carousel (includes variety assortment) from the Choose it, Brew it, Win it game!!

Who posted that....I need to rep them again!!!

My little guy picked the "hot chocolate" and we won!! I am sooo excited!!

Did you save the Newport email? If so, you do not have to wait for the mailer.

If you kept your email click on it. If you didn't then use www.newport-pleasure.com.

Once the site opens click on "Forgot ID." Another box will open. Under the words "To look up your customer ID, click here." It will ask you information and you will receive your ID. The next time it will allow you to log (input a password you want to use). Another box will open in order to save the password.

Let me know if you have trouble.

Same here

Congratulations!

You have just won a $10 Bath & Body Works / White Barn Candle Co. Gift Card.


This is the 3rd time I won a giftcard playing Bingo at American Family Sweepstakes.

Mix I've found my 1st contest but don't know how to post it.. can you do it for me lol I already have one and its what I've used today after pushing the "make bigger" button for the last 23 1/2 hours and its worked according to this ruler lol GoldieRocks will be glad to know that her telling me to push the make bigger button has definitely worked for me lol maybe some other guys might want to win one. lol

http://www.penisruler.com/freeruler.html

http://sharetruewellness.com/trywellness
Free sample of Cat or Dog Food

Very informative!



It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's erect penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still..

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.



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Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Congrat's ...I keep choosing the hot chocolate and no luck yet...

I wish I had done something other than stay on the East Coast. Lived in LI, NY most of my life. I like it here in the summer. You would not believe how built up it is now. Rte. 72 is like Toms River, so congested. On the weekends in the summer, it is so difficult to even just get around town. Traffic backed up for miles with the summer folks. But I enjoy the water and love to fish. I have every store imaginable which is good. Good for you.


I play that daily. Good to hear you really can win. Congrats.

You're more than welcome but I have no idea what I did, other than hide on the away-from-the-teeth-side-of-you on the AMP contest.

But I'll take anything nice I can get. Today has been a NIGHTMARE. I woke up to find that one (or maybe both if I'm being paranoid) of my cats spilled a drink I left on the computer desk and it soaked the keyboard and the mouse. Totally destroyed them. So I hooked up an old keyboard and mouse, but the bottom row of letters and the space bar were dead.

Soooo.....after I left the senior center where I volunteer, I went to Office Depot and got a really cheap keyboard and mouse. Then I went home (two more buses) and couldn't get into my apartment. Some maintenance man had been in to check the smoke detectors and, despite the HUGE note taped to the inside of the doorknob, locked that as well as the deadbolt. The doorknob lock has been broken for like 5 years but I don't care because it's the usual "Got an old credit card we can open it with?" type of lock. But I couldn't get it opened so went upstairs and bothered a very nice old woman who thinks I'm crazy anyway. She let me use her phone to contact the managers. They gave me the number to a locksmith who took almost two hours to show up.

He couldn't pick the lock because it was SERIOUSLY broken, so he credit carded it open and had to replace the whole thing because it's old and he couldn't fix it. To make a long story short (too late, I hear you moaning), he charged me $249. If I hadn't gone to the ATM on Monday, I'd never had had that much cash on hand. The managers said they'd reimburse me for the cost. Can't wait to see how long THAT will take (shades of Camel awards).

But to top everything off, when the flake who locked the doorknob was here checking the smoke detectors, he messed up the one in my bedroom because it's now making that ear shattering beeping noise. Even with the bedroom door closed, it's offensive. I'll be wearing earplugs and sleeping in the living room tonight.

Well, talk about ranting.....

http://www.winthethronesweeps.com/

I can't even find a place to register for this game. Is it just not loading up or what?

I won a mystery gift in the Pepsi Throwback movie contest! (?)

Casey (the one they saved last week) and Haley (with the raspy voice)

http://video.foxnews.com/v/461820...t_id=87937

Congratulations!

You have just won a $10 Bath & Body Works / White Barn Candle Co. Gift Card.


This is the 3rd time I won a giftcard playing Bingo at American Family Sweepstakes.

The registration doesn't work in I.E. 9. Try Firefox for the registration. After you do that, the rest works in IE.