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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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BoydSchidtt
04-19-2011 at 06:53 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:53 PM.
Quote from Shortie84 :
Great day today! FedEx brought the boots - really nice, even have a ledge for spurs. Will have to stretch the toe box a little, though. Too tight on top of my foot. Also got my little chocolate house. Now I am only waiting for the mascara and the BIKE (yes I shoutedSmilie)
Yea! Finally the boots are shipping!!!

I got my chocolate house today as well, but it got up to 93 degrees today, so let's say it was a chocolate lump. Wink
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Wishalot
04-19-2011 at 06:53 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:53 PM.
Quote from terdar :
It refers to the Green bottle suppose to be a 2 liter bottle of soda i would think, try that.
Its working for me now too. nod Thanks for the post!!!
Maybe it's Mountain Dew. Everyone else but me knew that it was a 2 liter bottle.Big Grin
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BoydSchidtt
04-19-2011 at 06:55 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:55 PM.
Quote from julesp29 :
okay finished voting took me 3 hours and 30 pages and then had to start over cuz there were 4 1/2 pages of new recipes added by the time I finished. Crazy now I have to start my sweeps and IWGs.
Thanks Jules, I saw your posts!
It's over 20+ pages, gonna have to restrict my votes to FF only worship
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kagancelia
04-19-2011 at 06:55 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:55 PM.
Quote from Lizardo :
Cowboy

We've had him on diphenhydramine for a couple weeks now...same thing you're suggesting. The vet I'm taking him to tomorrow is one I've been to before, whereas the other one was new to me, although closer. Fortunately, he seems happy otherwise...it's just very frustrating. I've had four Labs, and have never seen anything quite like this.
Hello,
I am fairly new at posting but have followed the Funny Farm for a while now. I am going to school to be a RVT (basically a RN for animals) and also have a German Shepherd that has an issue that sounds alot like Wilson's. Celia is allergic to fleas. One flea bite and its itch on. My vet gives her Prednisone when she first has an outbreak then all is fine. We went thru trying all sorts of things before finally getting relief with the prednisone. Maybe ask the vet.

Most importantly, I wanted to suggest for you to call the rescue place and let them know what is going on with him. The shelter here in Ohio that I volunteer at for school helps the owners that adopt an animal with the medical bills that surprisingly pop up. Most shelters and vets will work together (vets give shelters reduced or free services) and maybe they can help you out with some of the costs.
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treedown02
04-19-2011 at 06:57 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:57 PM.
Quote from BoydSchidtt :
Yea! Finally the boots are shipping!!!

I got my chocolate house today as well, but it got up to 93 degrees today, so let's say it was a chocolate lump. Wink
Where are the chocolate housesEEK! coming from? Probably another one I missed.
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BoydSchidtt
04-19-2011 at 06:59 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:59 PM.
Quote from arggtok :
Here it is 2 days left for carhartt
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Hel...6273030889
David, I can't find your link on the referral site
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treedown02
04-19-2011 at 06:59 PM.
04-19-2011 at 06:59 PM.
Quote from kagancelia :
Hello,
I am fairly new at posting but have followed the Funny Farm for a while now. I am going to school to be a RVT (basically a RN for animals) and also have a German Shepherd that has an issue that sounds alot like Wilson's. Celia is allergic to fleas. One flea bite and its itch on. My vet gives her Prednisone when she first has an outbreak then all is fine. We went thru trying all sorts of things before finally getting relief with the prednisone. Maybe ask the vet.

Most importantly, I wanted to suggest for you to call the rescue place and let them know what is going on with him. The shelter here in Ohio that I volunteer at for school helps the owners that adopt an animal with the medical bills that surprisingly pop up. Most shelters and vets will work together (vets give shelters reduced or free services) and maybe they can help you out with some of the costs.
Wow, good for you for liking the animals. And that's a great idea about calling the shelter up. If ya don't love animals, ya can't love yourself.bouncebounce
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copperfyer
04-19-2011 at 07:00 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:00 PM.
Quote from shesays :
The only time I've gone over to that El Monterey site for a few weeks was to vote on the links for people here. I went over to the main site today because someone said they'd added additional prizes. I couldn't believe how many entrants there are now.

I do all my links voting in the morning, so I just went down the list of new recipes, starring and commenting, until I had 2,000 and ordered another miniature car. My points are exactly zero.

Some people have 10 or 12 recipes listed. And so many are ridiculous. Things like: red peppers or curry or spicy. No attempt to make a real recipe. And the number of people who thought defrosted previously frozen avocados or cream cheese would be just succulent is appalling. Plus, except for copperfyer's, they were unimaginative. I'm glad we got in at the beginning and aren't fighting over those prizes. The people who posted links can just go down the new recipes and get enough points to get anything except the camera.

Aww thanks for the compliment..Although Dh says I have no imaginationRoll Eyes (Sarcastic)Smilie
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Wishalot
04-19-2011 at 07:00 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:00 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
For all the Mothers here at the Funny Farm.....Advice to pass on to your daughters--nod

Remembering Childbirth

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth

Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So, what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Excellent!
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copperfyer
04-19-2011 at 07:01 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:01 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
For all the Mothers here at the Funny Farm.....Advice to pass on to your daughters--nod

Remembering Childbirth

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth

Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So, what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Hahahaha Agreedwoot
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04-19-2011 at 07:01 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:01 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
I must be blind. Did that, liked, found Katies links a while ago, but no Carharts? At least I got them voted for today..
here is the contest search Most popular
http://apps.facebook.com/carhartt...rect_entry
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04-19-2011 at 07:01 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:01 PM.
Quote from BoydSchidtt :
David, I can't find your link on the referral site
That's what I said, I can't find him either. Only Katies girls . At least I don't feel soo dumb nowwavewavewave
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BarefootFreddie
04-19-2011 at 07:02 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:02 PM.
And now---For all our Grandparents here on the Funny Farm----

A message for your Telephone Answering Machine.....





"Hello. You have reached Nana and Grampa. We're not able to come to the phone right now. If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select from 1 to 5 in order of "birth" so we know who it is.

If you need us to watch your children, press 2.

If you want to borrow our car, press 3.

If you want us to do your laundry, press 4.

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.

If you want us to have you to dinner on Sunday or to bring it to your house, press 7.

If you need money, press 8.

If you are calling to invite us to dinner or a movie, start talking; we are listening."
nodnod
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BoydSchidtt
04-19-2011 at 07:03 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:03 PM.
Quote from treedown02 :
Where are the chocolate housesEEK! coming from? Probably another one I missed.
Kudzu's out of Atlanta, Facebook thing I believe.
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treedown02
04-19-2011 at 07:06 PM.
04-19-2011 at 07:06 PM.
Quote from BarefootFreddie :
And now---For all our Grandparents here on the Funny Farm----

A message for your Telephone Answering Machine.....





"Hello. You have reached Nana and Grampa. We're not able to come to the phone right now. If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select from 1 to 5 in order of "birth" so we know who it is.

If you need us to watch your children, press 2.

If you want to borrow our car, press 3.

If you want us to do your laundry, press 4.

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.

If you want us to have you to dinner on Sunday or to bring it to your house, press 7.

If you need money, press 8.

If you are calling to invite us to dinner or a movie, start talking; we are listening."
nodnod
OMG, you're a kick in the butt, they are all true. LMAOhug
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