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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

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jeba9999
05-20-2011 at 09:17 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:17 AM.
You'd better buy today, cause tomorrow is the big day!
Post Rapture party at my house. All sinners welcome
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1masshole
05-20-2011 at 09:18 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:18 AM.
OMG I heard on the radio this morning that these people already made 35k. No that is Love and stupidity. Here's your sign! Confused
Quote from spydersdeals69 :
For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Best...deal...EVER! Wink
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VtCwby07
05-20-2011 at 09:18 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:18 AM.
Haha... Party it up....

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for whoever buys into this program... How many stupid people can there be?
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Batchman
05-20-2011 at 09:20 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:20 AM.
Let the bidding begin.... I'll do it for $120!
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 09:22 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:22 AM.
I still say that all this Rapture talk is just a scheme by Debbie Harry to sell old Blondie records...
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bigpeen
05-20-2011 at 09:23 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:23 AM.
Quote from VtCwby07 :
Haha... Party it up....

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for whoever buys into this program... How many stupid people can there be?
Not sure how many idiots exactly, but they are in these states according to the folks selling this service.

We currently cover the following states:
Maine,New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Arkansas, Mississippi, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Colorado, Oklahoma, Kansas, Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana, North Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Illinois, Iowa

This is just wrong.
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sixthday
05-20-2011 at 09:24 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:24 AM.
Anyone will go Rapture looting on Sunday like me? We may get some crazy free deals.
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UltraLazer
05-20-2011 at 09:24 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:24 AM.
I like how hillbilly religions like this think they are in someway special and if some major event ever happens only they will be saved. I think it would be pretty funny if a rapture came and all the pets went to heaven and their owners got left behind.

my question still remains, how do they know when you have been raptured? is there a bracelet or something. plus, what if you are the only one raptured? it would seem like you just died or were kidnapped. there isn't any proof of rapture paperwork. you could be raptured and your pet could still go uncared for. Smells like a court case in the making.
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signetv
05-20-2011 at 09:25 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:25 AM.
Quote from ixijimixi :
I still say that all this Rapture talk is just a scheme by Debbie Harry to sell old Blondie records...
Debbie wouldn't be able to pull this off on her own. I think it's an all-Blondie conspiracy.
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xxirish83x
05-20-2011 at 09:26 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:26 AM.
Quote from sixthday :
Anyone will go Rapture looting on Sunday like me? We may get some crazy free deals.
ill be there dude
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jeba9999
05-20-2011 at 09:27 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:27 AM.
...I'll offer 10 cents on the dollar to any rapture believers for their house, cars, boats, jet skis, motorcycles, big screen TV's (over 50 inches), jewelry. All merchandise must be free and clear of any liens, loans etc..
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slubilliken09
05-20-2011 at 09:28 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:28 AM.
Man, I got hosed for $150 back in '99 to insure my pets from rapture. Since it's been over 10 years, better re up.
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Nocens
05-20-2011 at 09:31 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:31 AM.
Is the rapture scheduled for Saturday or Sunday, and at what time EST?
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 09:33 AM.
05-20-2011 at 09:33 AM.
Quote from sixthday :
Anyone will go Rapture looting on Sunday like me? We may get some crazy free deals.
Already signed up for a group on Facebook.

Just because we're heathens, it doesn't mean we have to be disorganized Wink
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